>roastie telemarketer calls me saying I've been selected

>>35217204
playing a screaming track in the background, yell "shut the fuck up" in my best southern draw, then start yelling for them to get back in the basement.

Then I ask if I can "bring all my kin"

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Voluntary celibacy. They want me but they can't have me and they can't stand it.

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>Indian calls me
>Ello gud day sir we hav great deal phoar you
>Tell them to hold on for one second
>Put the phone on the table and go back to what I was doing
>Eventually they get the message and hang up usually after about 5 minutes
>Had one guy on the phone for at least 20 minutes once before he mumbled something and hung up

It's a fun game.

>>35217436
Kek. I'm stealing this devilish tactic for the next time.

>>35217381
> Voluntary celibacy

I lost hard. Top shelf post anon.

>>35217343
>if I can "bring all of my kin"
Laughed hard as fuck my duder.

>>35217343
KEK

Might use this next time but shout something like "eah Cletus we gotts ourselves a free vacation"

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>>35217204
>at shitty wageslave job
>sign above printer says 'DO NOT LEAN ON PRINTER. DO NOT SWITCH OFF PRINTER'
>lean on printer to switch it off