Robots share your most sexually depraved moments, I'll go

>Pegged
Huehue

Lucky you didn't get caught. I actually had a classmate in elementary same as you but he got caught and was anally destroyed for the rest of the year because of it

>>35214622
>nobody noticed
they did
I remember a kid doing it in 6th grade and every time his name came up for years among my friends we brought up how he jacked off under the desk. people just don't say anything

>>35214622
I did the same thing a few times in my 7th grade, I was in the back row desk tho, funny thing is I made eye contact with a milf teacher we had nonstop as I jerked off. It was a fucking thrill but I was more stupid then brave, I just now realise that if i got caught I would be extremly fucked

>>35214622
One time I jacked off before going to math class in grade 7. I just jeered off with my underwear on and went to class with undies full of jizz. It was really uncomfortable and the teacher pointed out the smell.

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>out shopping
>only time I've left the house last month
>really need to piss
>go to public bathroom
>guy in stall next to me is taking fucking awful smelling dump
>cock goes diamonds
>think about fapping but dont want to seem suspicious
>wait there basking in the stink until it goes away
kinda wanna do it again

>>35214757
Fuck. Nobody said anything and I hung out with people, I had sperg buds, but now that I think about it none of those people in that class were in my later circle of friends......shit.

>>35214622
Why does no one jerk in the bathroom? Nobody will walk in on you and nobody will suspect a thing as long as you don't make a ton of noise or do it 11 times a day.

You people are so fucked up

Wtf guys

>>35214816
Pretty degenerate.

>>35214852
>Why does no one jerk in the bathroom?
Because the smell of cum and phermones you give off while you're doing it is obvious to everyone but you

Not even meming, never had your parents comment how funny you or your room smell after you jerked off?

I have
>Jerked off in the back seat of the car while my parents were in the front
>Jerked off multiple times in school bathroom
>Jerked off on a school trip in the bed while sharing a room with 3 other students
>Jerked off in class.

Was there ever a chance I ended up normal?

>>35215027
>Also jerked off in a public bathroom
so...

>>35214904
After like 40 times without cleaning a thing
Whats up, future neck beard poster?

>>35214816
you're not very subtle

Jerked off in a bathroom then wiped my cum on the door handles because it was funny to imagine how people would react upon grabbing the handle

>>35215097
I didn't masturbate so he didn't notice anything, sat on the toilet pretending to be constipated

Didn't fucking sniff loudly or anything either

>>35214816
What exactly got you hard, just the shit smell?

>be like 15
>at bf's house watching movie(inb4 fag)
>his little 8 year old bro is next to us watching some shit on computer
>sex scene on TV
>bf and me hard af
>jerk each other off next to his little brother

mfw we did this all the time in each others house

>>35215706
>What exactly got you hard, just the shit smell?
Yeah. I love it.

>>35216104
>he gets off to guys taking musty dumps
There's no easy way to say this anon, but uhhhh you're a massive faggot.

>>35216281
I know.

I never asked for this.

>>35214622

From the ages of 12-15 I put a lot of stuff up my ass. One memory in particular stands out:

>Homealone
>Fuck yeah degenerate time
>Go to bathroom
>Cover metal toilet brush handle (it was all metal and free standing) in Vaseline
>Begin the slow squat
>Take as much into my boipussy as possible
>Fap
>Cum buckets
>Dead cum emptied out
>Prostate cancer averted

Feelsgoodman

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>14
>steal mommy's dildos
>proceed to fuck my boipucci for the next 3 years with it, occasionally returning it to her drawer
>eventually find pics/vid of her using it
>buckets

Not very proud of myself but I kept the pics & vid

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>>35214622

>drank a bottle of whisky
>really fucked up drink
>got my gf to pee on me

>jerked off at a friend's house under a spare cover
>played around with my dick under my desk in middle school(got caught by latina slut but she didn't tell anyone)

I've put two pillows together then humped/came on them, THEN slept on the same pillows that night. Not for sexual reasons, I just am a lazy cunt.

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>seventh grade
>fap to a girl in computer class
>feel horrible about it and want to leave
>everyone was active a little after I finished and she gave me a random hug
>felt disgusting

Felt so bad I called my dad and went home. I was a puss. I still fap to her though, she was cute all throughout high school.

>fap again at the beginning of junior year in detention, second time ever fapping in school
>to some other girl cause it was quiet as fuck and I was horny looking at her

It's pretty easy to fap for me because of how loose my pants were that day and the fact my method of fapping leaves little noise. I was pretty sure I wouldn't get caught and I didn't.

That's pretty much it though.

>>35216453
fucking post them my dude
please

>be me at the back couch in the sitting room
>brother and sister are in front of me but they're watching TV
>get a boner and decide to watch porn on the tablet with earphones on and jerk off

>>35216453
oh god please give us the pictures my hombre

>>35214904
Oh I can smell the pheromones alright. No ones ever commented on it, even when I was a kid and would never clean my cum after jacking off. I would just leave it in my pants and smell it a few hours later. the smell was amazig

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>>35216754
>inb4 the disgusting feel is cuz after you fap you have a moment of clarity and you just then saw that women are the worst possible things on earth and should all die in hell.

>>35216453
It'd be cool if you send the pics

>>35217099
Trapill that nigga

>have like 3 weeks work at some german shop called "Kaufland" because of school event.
>get horny because i taught of just having my pants without underwear on
>actually do it
>run around 10 min with it
>notice the cum is cumming
>run into some aisle where i taught no one was
>bucketexplosion.gif
>girl saw it and went away at mach 3 speed
>shit

>>35214622
Ive wacked off in school loads of times, once in class. No big deal really

Ive also sucked my own dick before and put lots of things up my ass

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>>35214622
In 7th grade a classmate jerked off in the computer lab. Nobody ever let it down.

We're 23 now and everyone still remembers.

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>>35217156
>sucked my own dick
...how the fuck?

>>35214622
Well, I'm not a robot, but one time I had my girlfriend get hot and bothered, so she grabbed my penis and crammed it into her vagina.
This happened.

>>35217140
>notice the cum is cumming

MY SIDES

>>35217201
you can do it if you sit on the edge of your seat and thrust your hips upwards

you can also curl up on your back and do it

>>35217230
>you can also curl up on your back and do it
..like a fucking turtle?

>>35217277
Look up the yoga position "halasana"
My friend sucks his own dick like that