>tfw my big sister walked in on me naked coming out of the

Let me guess. You're white? Lmaoing @ ur life.

>implying you won't be able to masturbate to that thought every time

>>35213592
just smack the bitch, she won't do it again

>>35213592
The bigger problem is that your big sister is interesting in your dick. Or, maybe that's not a problem to you, I won't judge.

>keeps mentioning the D

She wants the D

>>35213592
Tell her that she hasn't seen it erected so it doesn't count.

>>35213675

This, OP. Some primal carnal desire is inhibiting your sister's mind. She saw your peen and now she wants it.

>>35213675
>>35213696
They have a point. Just bring up the fact that she's obsessed with talking about your dick. You can go from there assuming she's hot and you wanna fugg

>>35213696
>>35213819

This is a good idea

OP, try this and report back

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>>35213592
Beat the shit out of her. Show her that her words have nothing on your superior physical strength. Show her that you have the power. Women are out of control today because men are too pussified to put these fucking cunts in their place. Next time she insults your penis give her a nice, swift uppercut to the jaw. Keep punching until your anger is all gone.

>>35214450

Or this, this would work as well.