*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Oh, looks like you better shake a leg,

>>35212844
Alright neetie. Have a nice 24 nap with those dubs.

A good wagie finds meaning in hard work. NEETs are forced to face the nihilism

>>35213766
honestly i still suffer from nihilism to some extend although im a wagie now.

but i started to dismiss the idea of free will.

Jokes on you; I called in sick today.

>>35212892

Thanks wagiefriend I will and when I wake up I am going to cook a few delicious medium rare steaks at your expense goodnight :)

>>35212844
I get up at 4:50!
I get home by 3:45 though

Jokes on you, I have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off and work the night shift!

>>35212844
>was NEET for 6 months
>hated my life
>now wagie for the last 8 months
>still hate my life
I guess having money is good.

>>35214023

Yeah but I'm making significantly more money as a NEET than you are as a wagie unless you have a high skill job so lmfao @ ur life.

>>35214023
ever since I started working I have less time to hate my life and more money to drink the sadness away so I can confirm

NEET threads lack the quality they used to have IMO

>>35213766
i wash dishes on minimum salary. please tell me what meaning i'm supposed to be finding

Jokes on you I've been at work for 5 hours

>>35214166
Your supposed to find the secret of the kitchen and then make it up all the way to head chef after years of hard work

>>35214166
you go to work to occupy your mind and earn money, what more is there to find?

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>>35212844
I recently became a wagecuck but I still find these threads funny. Can't go wrong with the $500 every two weeks though. To my previous NEET self that's a mindblowing amount of money. I don't even know what to spend it on. You be you, comfy NEET.

>>35214045
Prove it then
You cannot

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>>35214281
I'm sure the NEET will respond as soon as he finished his hourly crying session.

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>>35212844
This and we NEETs can then watch (You), wagies, do the danky leg.

>watching the news and ruining cars on MCLA
It's a comfy morning

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>>35214502
Seriously. I don't even know why I do this shit.

>>35214222
Checked. I know what you mean. I do just a little work each week and I feel like an absolute millionaire. I honestly think living on neetbux subsistence would help people to appreciate what they have a bit more.

>>35212844
>implying I get up at 6:30
>implying i have an alarm clock
>implying I don't lay in bed for at least 10 minutes before I decide to get up
>Implying I don't get ready 2 hours early so I can eat whatever I want in peace
>implying shitting and pissing aren't fun
>implying I wouldn't brush my teeth regardless
>implying I have hair
>implying I don't live 5 minutes from work
>implying my boss makes lots of money
>implying I shouldn't be grateful for the opportunity to make money

any more brain busters?

>>35212844
Fellow NEET here, I had to wake up at 8:30AM today for an appointment at 10:00. The alarm was incredibly jarring and it felt like hell being forcibly woken up so early. How do wagies survive their shitty lifestyle? I feel like living in Somalia would be easier.

>>35212844
I leave my house by 6 am and I don't get home until 9pm
I go to uni and work one and a half jobs
The half job being tutoring at the schools tutoring center in between classes

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What do you do for a living guys? I make pizzas. Everyone there is super nice and I also get free food. The rushes are never too extreme and any time spent outside of a rush is just prepping for the next shift which is the easiest thing in the world.

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>>35214222
>$500 every two weeks

Tsk tsk wagie you are getting boned for your labor just quit now and come back to the NEET life

>>35217159

>1000 dollars a month in this current economic climate

hows that plain ramen faggot?

>>35217198
>$2000 a month and I only do 8 hours of "actual" work a week

I actually started eating beef ramen lately :-) Stay mad wagie

>>35217198
Are you retarded? the wagie is making $1000/month

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>wakes up at 9:30
>eats breakfast
>go next door, throw trash, wash clothes
>spend the rest of my time watching tv, eating whatever I want, looking at memes and sleeping
>go home at 12:00 and get weekends off

Heeehee work is hard sometimes

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>>35214222
>$500 every two weeks though. To my previous NEET self that's a mindblowing amount of money. I don't even know what to spend it on.

Same here. I dunno what to buy. I already have everything my little heart wants and more. I even have a little sissy trap making money for me/us too.

jokes on you i get up at 5 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35216850
You eventually just do it on autopilot. It's the only way to cope.

>>35217521
I-is pic related the trap in question??

I think I might like traps now

Happiest three months of my life was when I was working 15 hours a day.

Now I work 1 hours a week, if that and I feel utterly miserable.

>>35212844
Bukowski seems rather disconnected from the world. Most don't get it up till much latter and in the current lanscape short of wageslave the jobs that ask you to get up that early or more pay very damn good.

I have been a NEET for a while now and when I started I thought my life was complete.

Now I can see how boring and terrible it is so I got a job, today is my first day and I can tell you that I've never been happier.

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I'll just leave this right here.

I wake up at 10:45am for work.

>>35217658

what do you do, don't say programming or I'll slap someone

>>35217654
You'll long to be a NEET again in a few days.

I think the perfect balance is just to get a part time job if money isn't a big issue for you.

>>35217521
>btw I'm gay xD

>>35217843
I do part time myself, and I agree. It seems like the best solution. Being a neet is unfulfilling, while working full time is too intense, and it ceases to be pleasurable.

smelly dumb NEET scumb

>>35217476
I need the source, help me out please

NEETs are all liars

they hate themselves

I have never been NEET but I know several, all they do is get drunk and cry all day.

>>35215442
>any more brain busters?

Right,
Be me
>Wake up around 9:00
> No traffic on the way into work
>Start working around 10:45 (im posting this at work)
> Take multiple long walks outside
> Leave at 6:30 little to no traffic
> Work for a non profit so no one is getting rich
> Have money to go out to eat when ever I want

Free schedule best schedule
>come in whenever, based on availability
>can stop showing up for days or weeks at a time, nobody cares
>basically work when you feel like it
Only specific downside is my legs have been awfully sore from all the standing/squatting, but they're getting better.

>>35218088
sure is hard to understand NEETs from the outside looking in, isn't it wagie?

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>>35213766
good. us NEETs need you guys to keep working hard. thanks, pal!

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>>35218088
>>35218558
>outside looking in

>having friends
>having people happy to see me
>having a proud father and mother
>donating to charity every Christmas
>taking my gf around the world
>having extra to spend on gifts for nephews and cousins
>having 3 weeks vacation and 20 sick days per year
>premium healthcare
>bonuses and profit sharing programs

Have fun with watching the morning news and having nothing to do at 2 am though

>>35217748
Yeah, programming. And DB admin stuff.

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>>35218706
Good wagie, I need you to work to pay taxes so I can keep living my perfect NEET life. Where am I going today you ask? Definitely not over to your place to fuck your gf while you slave away all day wagecuck, I mean employee.

>>35212844
I'm a wagecuck but these threads always make me laugh

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>>35217550
No but similar

>>35217897
Nah just bi

>>35212844
>Unemployment crisis
>Look for jobs but nobody is hiring
>Oh well guess I have no choice but to be a neet
>Somehow it makes me a bad person

It's not my fault nobody told me I had to get my shit together at 15 or else I would be fucked for knowing no one and Having nothing. I was too busy dealing with the abuse at home to nottice everyone else moving fowards