Are there girls on /r9k/, legends tell they lurk here. If so,

>>35212656
we dont need them.

>>35212656
Wow that pic
>tfw no creepy gf

Yes they do, and they are all attention whores. Stop giving them attention you loser.

>>35212668
But there were girls once. I remember someone, maybe. I'm not sure. I'm confuse.

And I think we need them.

>>35212672
I see no one.

>>35212656
This is what a fembot looks like. So fembotty and autistic that they go on national TV to become models.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXpIO-Odw_4

fembots have their own r9k on a different imageboard. It's basically women acting smug and they get a shitton of attention yet still crave more dick

>>35212656

She has three topless pics.

>>35212743
post them or you lie fag

>>35212743
proof or kys u fag

>>35212777
Can't contest trips. Show the pictures >>35212743

>>35212735
What board? So they aren't there.

>>35212698
Totally my genre.

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>>35212793
Lolcow is the name

>>35212930
no, they do not count. stop.

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>>35212930
wut

2 seconds

>>35212930
if those were yours I'd bully your butthole

>>35212930
yes, please post more pics

>>35212930
>>35212958
They're nice, post bp! And location

>>35212930
Post a legit timestamp anon.

>>35212656
I've met a couple, most of them come from other boards like /cgl/ and /soc/

Most of those girls that people worship on here (Agatha, Cynthia, etc) definetly lurk this board

Most of them have had boyfriends, either irl or online, and most of them are extremely clingy

Of course a shit load are just furries too

>>35213079
>in my timezone
be my gf(male)

>>35212656
I have a vag but I don't think I qualify as a girl. i'm a pig. I don't look, act or feel like a girl.
I tell people i'm not a girl because it feels less like a lie.

>>35213079
Looks fine. Even if I would prefer Hello /r9k/ written on your toes.

>>35213079
Rebecca?
No, it can't be.

>>35213101
Self-identified pig-chan, do you dare post a pic with a timestamp?

>>35213120
I think SHE has a penis, so I doubt his name is Rebecca.

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>>35213121
I can't do a timestamp because it's 6am but if you reverse image search this pic you won't find anything except possibly the one other thread I posted it in.

>>35213147
Be my gf right now or I'll kill myself

>>35213137
Can I see more of your body?
Plus: the toes thing would make me the happiest person on the planet.

>>35213147
I'm not looking for "reverse image search" it, Pig-chan. Anyway, can't you take a picture at all?

>>35213166
no, my phone is in the other room where my sister is sleeping and she is very abusive.

>>35213160
ok

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Another fucking female "look at me!" thread. Good job guys.

>>35213190
Does it change a thing if I pray for it, Pig-chan? I don't think so. You could be very silent while walking in your sister's room. If she shouts just say "/r9k/ demands it, I'm a robot, bitch. Oink" and grab your phone leading your way out of the room.

>>35213198
Will you? I wanted to do something choral, for the whole chan. My name is Fabio, if you want to sacrifice the chan for me.

Write "*Fabio-Senp(ai)" so every toes have a letter on it.

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>>35213275
this is as good as I can do, no more faceposting. I am already paranoid somebody will copy my handwriting and use it against me.

>>35213333
Holy quads. Where are you from femanon?

>>35213333
You've been blessed by quads?
Why are you that paranoid? Btw nice timestamp.

So I don't think you'll ever post arms/legs/feet/bodyparts in general. Am I right?

>>35213415
Canada. D-don't steal my identity, ok?

>>35212656
Who is that Queen?

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>>35212656
Same gir
Origipops

>>35213079

Sick fucking freak

Kill yourself you disgusting fuck

>>35213502
Don't insult male-chan, idiot.

>>35213499
She's Ryonen, a beautiiful girl, but not her.

>>35213434
Dw im just looking for a femanon from the uk to talk too. You were blessed with quads, kek is looking out for you so any identity thief will see fierce retribution for their transgressions

>>35213429
N E V E R

I didn't even want to post face but i'm starved for human contact.

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>>35212656
that streamer chick, brittany venti, apparantly lurks neet threads and others.

>>35213553
I love your feet. Can I see more of your body? Your belly perhaps, or your legs? Or both...

>>35213567
These are legends

Hey Bailey. If youre lurking in here just wanted to say hey. Good host iced tea is gross.

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Hey fembots any of you want to talk about stuff? Ill chat with you about whatever you want.

Message me on snapchat: Skeazor
Funny story about that name, some dude mispronounced my name and said that so it became my nickname.

>>35213613

Give nudes or GTFO fag, shaving your legs as a boy is fucking gay

>>35213665
please kill yourself you thirsty beta

>>35213613
whats your endgame?
I won't say no to a cute pair of NEET feet but hmmm

>>35213682
Oh youre welcome too man. You can vent to me.

>>35213079
Wtf I feel like I'm looking into a mirror

>>35213665
Eww no sorry

>>35213711
Well to each their own. Its all good man

>>35213665
you look into his eyes and know he will die alone, simply, extremely unattractive.

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>>35213762
You know its funny how the people on this board get defensive

>>35212656
I the infamous beautiful ching chong bing bong from taiwang!!!! It say I the blondie!!! ^__^

>>35213613
OP/Senpai here, you look like a beauty queen male-chan. Can you post your belly/crotch?

Ps. My kik is hrnnist, if you wanna have a talk.

>>35213665
You're ugly no thanks

>original

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>>35214011
Oh well not everyone has the same taste anon

>>35214127
I think you look good tbqh but I don't want to chat right now

>>35214127
No wonder you're a khv when you look like that..

I'm sad, boy-chan appears to be gone. So did pig-chan.

>>35214179
Haha no sweat man. I did this to rustle some jimmies

>>35214203
Yeah anon lets go with that ;)

>>35214179
stop lying to him retard he looks like lord farquad

>>35212656
is that girl 18 or older?

>>35214179
Are you a girl anon? Are you?

>>35214297
I think so.

>>35214297
Lurk more. Dude such a newbie

>>35214297
A lot older. She used to be a chan slut back in 2008.

>>35213665
wow you're really attractive

>>35213665
that story is not funny at all mate

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>>35214397
Awww you're too kind, you bring a tear to my eye

>>35214412
Never said I was a comedian anon, but ill work on it

>>35214435
>you're too kind
get out of here with that bullshit, only reason you're posting all of these faggy pictures is because you know you're above average.

post boipussy or post an actual funny story or kys those are your options so choose one

>>35213553
shrek?

shronk?

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>>35214466
Okay like I totally get the request for boipussy but a funny story? Thats an odd thing. Doesnt really fit with this board. Anyways heres me in a choker instead

>>35214478
I'm still waiting for her body...

>>35214521
>not boy pussy
>not funny story (you owe us one)
>don't look dead
Anon I don't think you understood. You only had three options and this is none of them. Are you trying to upset me? Rude if you are.

>>35214553
Im sorry anon I have funny stories but they dont have the same effect over text. One day ill tuck you into bed and tell you one as you drift off to dreamland.

>>35214584
>>35214553
Forgot to mention but im already dead inside so does it count for half the points ?

>>35214584
Is that a promise?

>>35214606
>>35214602
>>35214584
>>35214553
>>35214521
YOU WRECKED A GOOD THREAD.

>>35214602
You'd get half if you were dead on the outside but alive on the inside

>>35214623
my bag

actually i blame that guy for posting his face desu but he was pretty nice so I forgive him

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>>35214606
Its not just a promise, its a pinky promise

>>35214623
Oh no who could have foreseen this?

>>35214625
Well I guess ill try that next time

>>35214639
Aww thanks anon

>>35213079
i want to suck those nips tbqh

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>>35214654
ok anon i'll be waiting and also you're welcome

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>>35212656
>the bun should be enough
Sure anon. How's your day going?

>>35214678
qt! post timestamp and tits and feet and more face and belly and cock and ass and interests and face and also be my gf and put butter on that bun and post more face

>>35214709
>>35214678
oh and also get off my dang board pls and don't forget honey on the bun as well

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>>35214674
If you ever see me in a thread again anon just reply with a photo of the pinky promise and ill remember. You have my word.

>>35214678
Is it one of these things? Cause it sure looks like it.

>>35214678
very rapeable face

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>>35214709
Cheers. I may have to pass on the other requests.
>>35214734
Yes it is! Want some? I've got four or so left.
>>35214746
Oop

>>35214734
feels good desu feels like a brotherly bond feels like making a friend feels good im going to bed good night and you better post your face again sometime in the future because i'll be here as always but this time i'll be here for a reason feels good

>>35214769
put butter and honey on the remaining buns, this is important

>>35214769
Haha dude im good thanks. Ill make my own with my sister today. Give them out to the other hungry anons.

But like real talk how fucking on point was my identification of that biscuit

>>35214788
Anon honestly that made me feel really warm inside. I wont forget you. Nighty night sleep tight. Sweet dreams buddy.

>>35214769
its a trap this is deffs not a chick

>>35214769
I was hoping for my name on the toes like the other girl... Do you dare?

>>35213333
>capital letters
gross

>>35213665
fuck off chad
icwydmfm

>>35214769
Does your roast sandwich come with extra mayo, or with extra extra EXTRA mayo ?

>>35214876
Dudeeee super late to the party man

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>>35214893
I won't miss out on the cums, right?

>>35214800
Anon... I have no butter, or honey... :^(
>>35214812
Right on brotha, takes a true eye to spot one of these bad boys
>>35214837
You caught me!
>>35214848
Gotta give this another pass. Isn't one girl enough?
>>35214879
Sub roll, neatly tucked and splattered with mayonnaise, please. And for you?

>>35214914
Ah okay, I see there is no words that can make your life more shitty than it is.

>>35214914
She didn't even show her belly :( Would you? Or bra, maybe.

>>35214914
>has no butter or honey to put on remaining buns
>doesn't go purchase butter and honey to put on remaining buns
WHAT IS WRONG WITH WOMEN??? >:'(((((

>>35214909
Maybe, no promises haha

>>35214960
No anon youre not thinking right. You gotta have a better request.

>>35214914
Im the one that guessed the biscuit. For the anons out there with birthdays ypu should stick a candle in one to wish them happy birthday.

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>>35214947
That's why we're all here, yes?
>>35214960
Can we talk about this after breakfast? I just made a burrito. How's your morning going?
>>35214985
You're right. I'll head to the store immediately... hopefully they aren't cold by then! Toodle-loo
>>35214996
You guys seem to think I have things like candles and butter. I live in a barren wasteland with only Pepsi and microwave burritos.

>>35214996
Kinky requests are off? I mean I asked for your feet it isn't that bad.

>>35215016
Anon like seriously you need to go shopping. I wouldnt be surprised if you didnt have any eggs or milk either haha

>>35215016
nice! post buttered and honeyed bun when done, I'll be sitting here patiently dick not even in hand

These threads are great honeypots for drawing out the 'fembot' vermin.

Unfortunately our FAGGOT MODERATORS refuse to BAN THESE CUNTS for their /soc/posting.

Remember to REPORT all 'fembot' posts! SAGE and REPORT!

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>>35215063
I've got... booze?
>>35215050
Here is my fridge anon. Choose what goes on the buns.

>>35215084
>Choose what goes on the buns.
pussy boogers

>>35215016
My morning was shit. Living is still pointless. I think you wouldn't show any skin. Am I right? Please, don't forage my hopes with insincere promises.

>>35215084
Whoop-sie. Booze comment was meant for >>35215037

As for >>35215063
Woah there hoss.

>>35215084
Take a knife on the buns and fucking kill yourself.

>>35215089
>Choose what goes on the buns.
TITS.

>>35215093
Probably not... stuff like that is spooky. But we can chat about your morning? Life won't get any less pointless, but you can make it a wee bit more fun with mindless hobbies or interests.
>r9k
>>35215089
Dang. Just used the rest of my pussy boogers this morning to top my burritos.
>>35215100
Okie doke schnookums, an hero or more of a silent retreat?

>>35215129
I wish I could harakiri now.

>>35215084
Use the white shit as butter and lemon juice as honey and then post pls

I'd say a quarter of the population are girls. This place isn't what it use to be my man...

>>35215084
>lancaster
Are you in PA?

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>>35215170
Miracle whip and... lemon?
>>35215199
Nope nope. Close though.

DON'T FEED THE ATTENTION WHORES YOU CUNTS.

>>35215231
bone appa teet! now sit back bite in an enjoy! be my gf afterwards!

>>35215231
>Nope nope. Close though.
Ohio. I'm certain of this, but not sure what part.
Your images have no exif data which is strange.

>>35212669
Thats a 13 year old anon.

>>35215334
Nope, not Ohio. Exif data?
>>35215234
Feed me

>>35215381
how about you feed yourself that mayonaise lemon bun and post a reviewbrah style food review

>>35215334
>Your images have no exif data which is strange.

4chan started stripping exif data on images posted years ago, newfriend.

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>>35214435
>you bring a tear to my eye
goodness, show us your fedoras anon

>>35215129
call me schnookums again mommy

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this whole thread is robots sperging out that they are communicating with a female.

>>35215543
Well, to be fair she IS very cute.
>tfw she'll never post contact

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>>35215560
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198335019103/
or cattjelly on console, if anyone would like to play some For Honor
>>35215513
...schnookums

>>35213333
Get off my board Elizabeth

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>>35215560
and communicating very poorly. no wonder you're all sperging out all the females in your real life have probably purposely drifted away from you

>>35215084
EGG AND BEER ON BISCUIT NOW

>>35215600
Nice troll link.

>open enough to post this many pictures on /r9k/
>barely any Steam friends
>happens to use the same shitposting image as that insufferable steamfeels faggot

>>35215621
I ALREADY DID THE MAYO AND LEMON HOW MANY BISCUITS DO YOU THINK I HAVE

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>>35215600
>>35215607
>for honor
is it worth the 60$?

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she used to go on here before becoming a norman

>>35215631
YOU
SAID
FOUR
OR
SO
>>35214769
>>35214769

>>35215630
I don't use steam often. Only to dick around on, console is my go-to. Cattjelly is a genuine gamertag, though.
>>35215640
Yeah! I like it a lot. It's a nice break from the MOBAs and first-person shooters, with a new type of gameplay that's pretty immersive with your typical sword-fight situation. I dunno. Imagine a more multi-player based Skyrim.
>>35215675
oH MY GOSH THE REST ARE IN THE FRIDGE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GO GET MY PICKAXE AND CRACK THEM OPEN

>>35213190
Which sister is abusive i thot you were all bffs

>>35215685
LISTEN
IF YOU DON'T GET IT TOGETHER AND FIND A WAY TO PUT EGG AND BEER ON BISCUIT FOR DELECTABLE MORNING TREAT I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING COOL AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT BELIEVE ME

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>>35215685
gotcha, is there any story to it? im considering buying it now instead of in a year when its 20$

also how long have you been browsing r9k? (bout 5 months over here)

>>35215600
thank you mommy, can i have a hug please

Girl I'm op looks like this chick I used to bang, will post nudes

>>35215716
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE

>only two eggs left
YOU THINK I'D PUT MYSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE I HAVE A CARTON WITH A SINGLE EGG IN IT ARE YOU A MADMAN

>>35215724
I used to go on here before I hit puberty n' all, fat and socially inept child, average and socially inept almost-adult. 6 or so years? r9k for maybe 3 or 4. There's a 'story' for each faction but they're all short and sweet. Each character has their own deal.

>>35215745
Of course! *hugs* *head pat*

>>35215790
DO NOT FUCKING IMPLY THAT I AM NOT A BEACON OF COMPOSURE RIGHT NOW I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW SLICK YOU ACT WHEN YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A BEER BATTERED EGG BISCUIT DENYER OH AND ON THE SUBJECT OF EGGS WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU POSSIBLY USE THEM FOR IF NOT ON YOUR BEER BISCUITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING drastic

>>35215790
>almost adult
m-mods?

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>>35215839
YOU COME HERE, AND YOU BRING EGGS, AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN GOSH DANG DO BUT UNTIL THEN MR. PLease keep your volume down to an inside voice this is a library
>>35215872
19 you ingrown boob

>>35215790
thank you mommy, i love it when you pat my head

>>35215890
>implying I won't actually show up at her house with several cartons of chicken menstruation to bake fresh biscuits, because leftover biscuits are just wrong, batter them with those very beers, and crack a dozen eggs for just one bun, before proceeding to hover over her and stare as she tries to choke it down shaking with rage all the while

HEY LADY I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING REALIZE WHAT THIS BITCH IS DOING IN YOU'RE LIBRARY BUT ALLOW ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU S H E I S N O T E A T I N G E G G B U N S FUCKING COMPRENDE? THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS AND I WON'T CALM DOWN UNTIL THIS THIS THIS WOUND IS BALMED

>>35216010
I USED THE WRONG FUCKING VERSION OF "YOUR" THAT'S JUST A LITTLE GLIMPSE INTO HOW PISSED I AM BUT IF YOU STILL DON'T GET IT I'M PRETTY DAMN PISSED

>>35214272
Top kek
ORIGINAL POST IS ORIGINAL

>>35216010
OKA YWE SHOULD MAYBE TAKE THIS OUTSIDE people are staring

>preparing for the disappointment of no knock on my door, no awaiting eggs

>>35216088
OH YOU WOULD LOOOOOVE TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE WOULDN'T YOU??? WELL GUESS WHAT??? I WANT TO MAKE A SCENE!!! I WANT EVERYONE IN THIS SUPPOSED PLACE OF INTELLECTUALS AND DIGNITY THAT THERE IS A WOMAN IN THEIR LIBRARY EATING BISCUITS get this COMPLETELY FREE OF A BOOSEY EGGY COATING!!!! I THINK THE PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW DON'T YOU?????
>accepting the reality that you'll never be able to bring eggs to a qt's house and force her to eat biscuits filled with them

>>35216157
TWO EGGS you think TWO EGGS WILL SUFFICE?! GOSH YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR FATHER YOU INCONSOLABLE TURD BUCKET, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE A GOOD HOMELY BREAKFAST. YOU KNOW THAT SAUSAGE OMLETTE YOU ALWAYS MAKE? TERRIBLE
>accepting the reality that I'll never be force fed proper egg biscuits

anyways I'm going to nap, peace out bumblebee

>>35216199
>tfw you hated all women at the start of this thread but now don't want to see one go

heh whatever bye bye you dang roastie heh stay off my board next time why dontcha and pls don't forget to egg your biscuits ok sleep tight

Where the other cuties from the last one?

Holy shit you guys aren't robots if your orbiting these supposed "fembots" they aren't real, it's just a bunch of rosties trying to get noticed.
LEAVE MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!