Does anyone want a girlfriend whose brain has been permanently

me
I'm 30...

>>35212473
25 year old still here, depends really.
I'd consider a girl warped by 4chan preferable to a normal girl, though. Obviously I can relate better, and there is a higher likelyhood of shared experience and common interest.

>>35212473
22 skellington here
where do I sign in?

yes, you will find many beta orbiters here

>>35212481
What happened??

>>35212486
Any other interests?

>>35212525
Not what I'm looking for. In the week I've been checking back up, board quality here has decreased considerably.
That can only mean it's full of dumb kids from /b/

>>35212567
>What happened
I started browsing in 2006 and never stopped, now I have nowhere else to go. Can't even stop browsing while a work desu

>>35212473
I'm 31 and my brain was fucked from the start. Still browse this board despite how it's changed over the years since no other place is as relatable as /r9k/ very occasionally is.

>>35212637
2008, and same. Luckily I have a low skill, mediocre job and can get away with it.

>>35212639
Why from the start?
I can relate because I was born of abusive addicts. I've been in and out of therapy/psych wards since childhood.
I feel lame browsing amongst children, but I have more in common with some of them than most adults I know.

>>35212473
>girlfriend whose brain has been permanently altered by almost 10 years of regularly browsing 4chan
What did she mean by this? Is this a cuckolding kind of deal?

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>>35212664
>Why from the start?
Just a shitty childhood resulting in a debilitating yet boring personality disorder.
Outside of family I don't think I really know any other adults, not counting the ones I know on the internet. I can't remember the last time I felt like I had any sort of peer group. Probably about a decade ago.

>>35212667
Cuckolding is a new craze that definitely hasn't been around these parts for anywhere close to 10 years.

>>35212736
Cucking's not all that new, but it's clearly a natural progression from using sites like 4chan, like getting into traps.

what are your hobbies, OP, other than browsing this shithole?

>>35212786
what are your hobbies, OP, other than browsing this shithole?
Degenerate activities :(

>>35212822
The fun kind or the life-destroying kind?

>>35212855
>gril on 4chen
wat u think?

Idk would you be down to take a spontaneous road trip across the country?

>>35212881
You never know with the denizens of this site. Could be watching yaoi, or hard drugs and anonymous sex.

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>>35212473

I'm 23, been here since 2006.

>6'4
>musician
>/fit/

I'm 22 been lurking since 2007.

Where you at slut?

>>35212924
Breh, unless you can run for 10 mins with out fucking dying you ain't /fit/

>>35212855
Life destroying at first, but after 21 I calmed down a bit.

>>35212924
You look really good, but sad at the same time

>>35212928
Definitely not a slut

>>35212954
Just tell us what you did/do, cunt.

>>35212963
Drugs in my room

>>35212945

I do BJJ and mauy thai for cardio, running is for skellys

>>35212975
Drugs are fun

>>35212924
>browsing since you were 12
first off kys my man
second, kys my man
third, 4chan was for weebs only at that time so I don't believe you
fourth, hope you're doing alright my man, not a lot of people have been here as long as us, makes you wonder why we keep coming back

>>35212954

What country you from fembot?

Probably not original

>>35212982
Favorites?
>inb4 weed/shrooms/acid

>>35212998
Lol, you got me. Hallucinogens are the best. Uppers are shit. Downers are alright sometimes.

>>35212993
Us.
If you are Slavic stay

>>35212567
>Not what I'm looking for. In the week I've been checking back up, board quality here has decreased considerably.
>That can only mean it's full of dumb kids from /b/
Haru, is that you? I can tell it's you.

>>35212992

I got intoduced to it by a friends older brother at the age of 12-13 back in 06'. I mean, I only really browsed /b/ but kept coming back because it felt like a secret edgy community.

How come all old fags are robots? Did years of 4chan give us autism?

>>35213013

i live in Canada but my dad is a polish immigrant. Is half Slav good enough?

>>35213012
They are great though, don't get me wrong. Hard to find them where I live.
Pills after 2 weeks of sobriety are my ultimate. No dirty fillers.

>>35213053
What kind of pills?

originality

>>35213027
No

>>35213051
Yes, I used to be in secret love with a half Slav.
Slavic men seem to be, from my experience, more in touch with their feelings and gentler overall. I love it

>>35213068
Can I move in with you and be your bf?

>>35213064
Preferably a hand full of oxymorphone

I am the worst kind of addict because I will remain sober and dead on the inside for weeks before going on that 4 day binge to get a taste of the original feeling. Everyone thinks I'm functional.
If you take the same drug every day you're retarded

>>35213091
I live at home lol. I could afford to move out, but I have severe agoraphobia and I need people to run my errands. I also get to buy more cool stuff this way.

>>35213095
>>35213113
>everyone thinks i'm functional
>as an agoraphobe who has her parents do her drug deals

>>35213038
/b/ was the initial draw. we came here knowing there was messed up edgy shit, but that didn't stop us because we were already socially awkward/apathetic and curious. or maybe real life wasn't doing it for us anymore - maybe socializing felt forced or we simply weren't. we're able to relate with one another or at least agree with the views posted by others who feel the same way. although we've grown and are no longer that teenager who came here in the first place, part of that teenager was a part of our identity. /r9k/ is a semblance of that part.

>>35213125
No, they shop my groceries and such. I pay for them.
I don't even have to put myself in uncomfortable situations for drugs because my 1st cousin married a black dude. I've made many connections through him.
I work full time and drive so aside from the anxiety/occasional drug abuse, I'm functional

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>>35212473
Girls like this exist yet they are extremely clingy and will latch onto the first guy who is nice to them

This might totally be your thing except the problem these girls sell like fucking hotcakes because it takes very lottle effort to get attention online

Just say you're a girl.

>>35213165
How much of an expert can you be at 17?
I've never latched onto a man in my life. Why would I when I have mummy, daddy, and an abnormally low libido? (There's your problem.)

>>35213185
>abnormally low libido
Women naturally have little to no libido. The ones who say they like/want/need sex actually just crave male attention.

>>35213219
Hmmm, I've had many a female friend from hs to present day tell me otherwise.
Their libidos are usually only low if they aren't all that attracted to you

>>35213240
The thing is, women lie about all kinds of shit even to their closest friends. Women who don't get this are often outcasts. Men typically don't give a fuck and just deal with it for the sake of sex. So only the mentally ill, who do not belong in society, get to glimpse at these disgusting behaviors of both sexes.

>>35213240
This is correct. If a girl is attracted to you she will want to have lots of sex with you.

>>35213261
Why would they lie about that?
What I heard 90% of the time was, "we fucked so much until I really got to know him. I got sick of it"
Then they met another guy, were super horny for him, lost interest, repeat for sexual gratification
You aren't a woman are you?

>>35213320
>Why would they lie about that?
They lie about everything.