Hey robots whats an alcohol that dosent taste and burn like fuck

Either drink a shit ton of cider, or use mixers ie Vodka and Coke.

>>35203456

Try Dewars White Label Scotch, pretty smooth and economical.

Try a boilermaker: Any whiskey with a beer back. After two of em, you won't give much of a fuck about flavor.

Silver star honey whiskey, or you could get half&half + kahlua and make mudslides, Seagram's 7 and 7 makes a 7 and 7 which is a girl drink but it's tasty and itll get you fucked up. the speed with which it does so obviously depends on how strong you make them but there are a lot of tasty ways to get schwifty

>>35203456
try hardening the fuck up mate and then find a nice brown liquor and get at em

>>35203539
Meant to say Seagram's 7 and 7up

>>35203456

All of it tastes like shit
Alcohol feels horrible anyway, it's not even worth it anon

>>35203456
Fireball, if you like cinnamon.

alot of bourbons don't burn and taste pretty good,

Cognac is my go to liquor to drink straight up

Rum...seemingly tasteless and mixes well with mostly anything, soda...juice, etc. Even the Bacari 151 is smooth but strong. The weaker Malibu Spiced Rum tastes fucking yummy in a Pina Colada. Most other cheap liquors taste like cologne...

mix white/gold rum with any kind of soda/fruit juice plus a bit of freshly squeezed lime juice. I guarantee the resulting beverage will have little-no burn

Sweet cocktails are okay, and I also find cold Jager quite smooth, can drink it almost like juice.

>>35203583
Sometimes alcohol weirdly helps me feel more sober, cause I stop giving a fuck about my problems and it calms me down.

I enjoy the burn so I don't know what to tell you. Probably Canadian Club. I've heard it's pretty smooth.

>>35203456
Honeyjack + Coke. Mixing is ezpz once you get used to it

>>35203456
No one for Jaegermesiter?


Jaegermesiter op. Tastes like licorice candy. 40 percent

>>35203456
minttu chocolate
it's god-tier just tastes like chocolate mint candies in liquid form

>>35203609
I absolutely HATE Cinnamon but I tried shots of both Fireball and Honey bourbon for the first time recently and the Fireball was BY FAR the best option.

>>35203609
Spotted the normie

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Whiskey / bourbon neat if you're serious. A good stout (a stronger dark ale) goes down very smoothly. Any alcoholic beverage that involves fruit juice may as well pissed down the sink.

>>35203456
Bundaberg rum is the smoothest alcohol you'll ever find

>>35208258
Seconded. Bundy and coke is my go to.

>>35207958
35%,actually
>drank a a liter of it yesterday

>>35203456
southern comfort without a dought anon. Try mixing it with Gatorade and you cant taste the alcohol.