> a qt you once loved 3 years ago calls you out of the blue

>>35201823
>make up some bullshit excuse as to why I can't
>regret that for years

Why would I give my phone number to some roastie?

Bring condoms. Lots and lots of condoms. Maybe some morning after pills and a dental dam.

its a trap and shes trying to lure me into the of nowhere and harvest my organs to sell on the chinese black market

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>>35201823
>that moment when a girl is no longer ugly because you discover that she has nice feet

>>35201823
Cocaine, condoms, naturally a gun and ammunition if pos. Totally down to get funky, not down to get sacrificed to Cthulu in a swamp.

>>35201823
Acquire wine, put johnny in wallet, wash, put on aftershave, clean teef

>>35201823
>What do?

Penetrate her ass

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>>35201823
Just bring your car, the letter she sent you and literally nothing else.

Bring a knife to defend yourself. Some rope to tie her up if she tries to attack you. Some duct tape to cover her mouth while you alert the authorities. And plenty of condoms incase she is innocent in which case you can fug her.

pistol, shotgun, semi auto carbine, flamethrower, and fucktons of ammo for all of them. I don't want to enter Cajun Hell unprepared https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXzIYlmjI0

>>35201823
I didn't know any qts 3 years ago.
The last time I spoke regularly to a qt was in fucking high school

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>>35201823

I don't want to end up on the bad end of an umbrella corporation experiment now do I?

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>>35201823
You eat the homecooked meal her new mom prepared for you, you ungrateful fuck

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>>35201823
One "Cosmo's Factory" CD
A good amount of pocket change
Fishing supplies
.44 Magnum Revolver
Magnum Condom

Hoping to use the magnum condom instead of handgun

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>>35201944

> you'll have everything you need when you get here, so travel light! And you don't mind if my friend Zoe stay with us do you? It'll be fun! Like a big family :)
is that she said.

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>>35201823
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON
5937

>>35201823
9mm, double stack 16 rnd mag, hollowpoints.

>>35201823
>What bring?
A chainsaw

>>35202299
>>35202195
>>35201990
Surely you are over reacting? What can go wrong?!

>>35202018
This. As we all know, a boy got to eat. He got to have his SUPPA.

>>35202324
>Louisiana
Everything

>>35201898
Tbh this is probably most accurate if we're talking about the South. You'll be er be seen again-- not that anyone cares or would mind

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>>35202435
I mean, she's a very wholesome and smart girl. Granted I haven't seen or heard from her in several years but we've always really liked each other. She's just not the type to live a double life and lure you into a trap and abduct you lol.

>>35202299
>>35202195
>>35202144
>>35201990
>>35202017
Wtf?

>>35202542
Get a tazor or something

Us southerners are nice, but meet a crazy one and she'll be real crazy

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>>35202542
Did she ever tell you about a man named Alan? Because uh... she stays in a room with him and uh... that room only has one bed.

>>35201944
if you didn't give it to Zoe you're a beta cuck

>>35201823
>for the weekend in the bayou out in the middle of Louisiana

I won't travel more than 20h and pay +1000$ of travel fees just for a weekend lady.
So Nah, I won't come.

I would say hell no and continue to live instead of ending up in the swamp all chopped up and sacrificed to satan or some shit

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>>35202771
> aye liak youuu