ITT: Autistic things you do >Wrap myself in blankets and

>>35199264
I can only sleep on exactly the hour or half hour mark. If I miss it, I must stay up another 30 min

>>35199264
That sounds cute as hell, honestly.

>playing Gameboy in car
>Have the urge to throw it out the window

>listen to music
>imagine yourself performing the music with your friends in front of a crowd of thousands
>even though some of your friends don't even play music
>the crowd is loving it
>your friends are loving it
>everyone is happy

haha autism

i pull my hood over my head if I have a hoodie on, he gets really annoyed

>>35199382
>having friends
REEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE

If I jerk off l, I have to turn all my figmas the other way and kick out all my pets so they don't judge me

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>>35199640

You know your actions are wrong

come to Christ before they are all exposed in the Judgement

When a post on 4chan is unexpectedly funny, it startles me and I spin around on my chair for a while to calm down.

>>35199264
Sometimes, I socialise

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everytime i find an ant i think or sometimes say out loud "you are not allowed to coexist with me" before squishing it.

in public i'm constantly making weird hand fidgets, stretching and scratching awkwardly, and pursing/licking my lips.

i guess it makes sense why no one wants to associate with me.

>masturbate onto the floor at work in the family rest room

It's been 2 years so far and everyone just thinks a customer is doing it.

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>>35199846
you absolute madman

original-oregano-pasta

>>35199855
>in public i'm constantly making weird hand fidgets, stretching and scratching awkwardly, and pursing/licking my lips

literally me, but that's a common side effect of my medication, especially involuntary lip movements

>>35199919
what do you take? is the med lyfe worth it?

i'm not on meds, and i've never tried any of them that are commonly prescribed for psychological treatment. but i've heard they're a double edged sword. Like, they take the shit away but leave you with nothing.

I sometimes talk to myself in the third-person, and congratulate myself when I've done something correctly.
I have been unironically using a toe-knife long before Frank Reynolds from IASIF used one
I have a hammer lying in my drawer for smashing things in my room when I'm bored.

>>35199264
>goes on 4chan

>>35199981
>is it worth it?

for me it is because they literally keep me sane enough to function
really depends on what condition you have
don't self diagnose, get a professional opinion before looking out for meds

I take regularly take sertraline, abilify, and clozaril.. used to take prozac but that stopped working, also I am given an anxiety pill that I'm supposed to take when I have very strong episodes but thankfully I haven't had the need to take one in years, so I can't remember the name of that right now (not home rn or otherwise I'd check since it's still in my bathroom cabinet, just in case)

>>35200518
as for taking away facets of your personality, I'm sure they most certainly do, but I've been taking them for so long I guess the personality I was left with has become the only personality I can remember so am I really a different person?

dunno man I just am

I trace my hand on a piece of paper and then stroke my face with it while listening to asmr face touching videos

>>35199372
holy fuck this
origiginalio

>still run around the house making machine gun and explosion noises

I'm 23

>>35200518
what's the best way to go about get diagnosed and helped? I'm pretty broke and I'm 18 but I have restrictive parents and low funds

>>35200705
same, jump round corners with my hand like a gun. also pretend i'm on a motorbike when walking about. rev the throttle, even change gears if i change my speed
i'm 37

>>35200807
you're an adult, get yourself reliable insurance and visit a doctor.. if your parents are so restrictive that they will provide no help or assistance if you have concerns about seriously psychological problems I say fuck em, only you know what's best for yourself

a more extreme alternative, in case you are sincerely troubled by the possibility of a crippling psychological problem... well don't kill yourself to get there, but if you go to your nearest psych ward and tell them you have strong suicidal thoughts they're obligated to admit you if you so choose.. these facilities are free for patients and have some dedicated and well meaning doctors that can diagnose folks and find a treatment during your time there, and can even help you finding proper insurance to continue your medication once you're out, if you can't afford it

>>35199748
I think I recognize you from that thread where the OP went on a date with an ugly girl
Was that you?

>>35199264
OP I do this too wow I thought I was the only one
It's fun, you shouldn't be ashamed

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>>35199264
>still can't resist that childlike urge to run my hand along a fence as I walk by it

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I miss with my cat all the time OP

She'll never bite me though

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>>35201112
>tfw do this literally all the time and run my hand along walls too

i-i didnt know that was autistic

>>35199292
That sounds more like ocd.

>>35199372
oh yeahhhh nigger, i do this type of shit all the time. sometimes i feel a MASSIVE urge to push people down stairs

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>Think about memes and shitposting ideas when out in public and start to laugh.

>>35199264
Having everything in my room placed certain way. When my mom moves it even a few centimeters I lose my shit. Sorry mom.

>>35199264
I did that as well. But I used to do it with my grandparents dog. Unfortunately he froze to death about 2 months ago. Its sad, he was only 7yo

>>35199640
yep, this is me too. i turn cameras away from me to and hide my phone from myself. autismo is shit sometimes

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>crawl upstairs like a dog
>whenever something good on the computer happens, get up and swing my arms around like I'm hardcore dancing in a mosh pit
>REEE at people in real life, usually if I'm in a queue and someone cuts in or is walking slow - but only middle aged normies, not little kids or old people that might get scared
>whenever I get a delivery and close the door, I started jumping up and down and say something along the lines of "day go day go diddly do" (long story)
>whenever I see someone in person I think about the easiest way to take them out based on the Fallout VATS system, so if I see a fat person with a big gut I'll think hitting them there would only be 5% effectiveness but that same fatty with small legs, taking them out from under neith them would be 95% effectiveness
>will scream JUUUUUUUUST but just with air and not actually yelling whenever something goes wrong
>will count in my head when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning and shaving to see what the fastest I can do it in without doing a completely terrible job

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>>35201338
>>crawl upstairs like a dog
I don't trust anyone who doesn't go beastmode up the stairs

>>35201166
thats fucked up, i can never lose my mittens, never

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>>35199264


>be me
>13
>actually have autism (aspergers, to be exact)
>not really noticeable unless I get super frustrated or nervous
>me and a couple of friends decide to go to the chicago (which is close by)
>pretty fun
>it gets pretty late and we run out of ideas
>there is this local flea market near by
>whynot.jpg
>arrive and immediately realize it was a massive mistake
>insanely crowded and loud
>aspy person's nightmare
>everyone decides to split up and meet back in a half hour or so
>I walk into the crowd, which is barely moving at this point
>time crawls by, and I've only moved 25 feet maximum
>look down at my phone
>I'm late
>shit.png
>start waddling back when this old lady starts yelling at me
>apparently there was a line for a food stand or something and I was 'cutting'
>lolwut.img
>I wasn't really listening
>I was panicking
>everyone was closing in on me or seemed
>my heart started racing
>I glanced around, no way out
>now way out
>suddenly I scream "get the fuck out"
>shoved the old lady over
>trampled on top of her
>kicked a baby stroller
>found refuge beetween two kiosks
>literally had to wait until my friends found me before we left
>mfw I tarded out and kicked a baby stroller

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>be me cashier at grocery store
>client #1
>mesays: "$17.98" but methinks: "wrecked milf"
>client #2 and his daughter
>mesays: "$22.50" but methinks: "MODS! underaged b& v&"
>client #3
>mesays: "$3.80" but methinks: "faggothread, saged"
>client #4
>mesays "$27.27" but methinks: "Stacey equipping to impress random Chad"
>client #5
>mesays "$51.00" but methinks: "gaypedo oldfart into shota"
>client #6
>mesays "$8.50" but methinks: "dis nigga stole a bike and sold it for less than $10?"
>client #7
>mesays "$4.20" but methinks: "certified cringing fembot"
>client #8
>mesays "$113.37" but methinks: "fat lard ass golem refilling genes, hope won't rekt doors"
>client #9
>mesays "$30.80" but methinks "a Made In China FOB chink"
>client #10
>mesays "$5.30" but methinks "nigga nigga bang bang!"
>client #11 unstoppable talking
>almost told him "cool story bro"

Then I figured out the moment I would have written this post here. It would start with something like: "wtf, robots - am I spending too much time in /b/ rather than here?..."

I realized I'm using 4ch slang also IRL.

Friend was talking about an ugly woman. I happened to say "2/10". His face: "wut?"

Mom talks about something lame. I only replied: "sage".

Nigger hero in some movie. I whispered: "ooga booga, how come he can even read that paper?". Female investigator appears behind him. I added: "nigga, watch out that fat SJW whale!"

Employer asks me to check out a weird guy. "Dat sperglord?" I ask. "What?"

And when going up and down the stairs, I sync my feet humming "dubs trips quads quints dubs trips quads quints".

I feel I've been 4chanized a bit too much. Guy asks for train posters, and I almost told him "slash-en-slash, transportation". Mfw: "slas... uh, maybe there".

How do I detox and get sober again? (don't tell me I should leave 4chan for some time - I've got a monster-sized collection of retarded pics to upload here, and every post only allows a single attachment).

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I make unfunny meme videos and post them to YT
https://youtu.be/BLSBx1C8WtM

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>>35199382
I imagine myself singing classic rock karaoke in a dimly lit bar full of drunk Japanese salarymen.

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>>35199382
>Not just sperg dancing in your room
>Start to think some of your moves are pretty good
>The world will never see my amazing dance moves because I'm a shut-in.
This is my revenge on the world

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>make animal-esque noises and murmurs to myself regularly, genuinely have hard time not doing so
>comb hair multiple times through out the day in different ways, at very least one per waking hour
>shake and flap hands whenever very anxious or frustrated usually in addition to odd murmurs and sounds
>spend hours organizing and stacking things
>chase stray cats while
>imagine self as poverty stricken peasant or auschwitz prisoner when ever hungry
>wear sunglasses because most lights are far too bright and burn my eyes
>hum to self to block out noises
>rub things on my lips to feel the texture
>become nauseous whenever things are not aligned in a good way, have hard time looking at people with facial moles and freckles as result

>>35202090
Oh and I had a hard time telling whether or not you literally meant autistic things, or meant it in the online sense.

How is that autistic? playing with your pets is normal and probably the opposite of autistic.

>>35201788
That sounds like a pretty fun idea desu. I might get some beer and sing to some karaoke youtube videos this weekend.

>>35201687

That wasn't funny, anon

You were telling the truth

>>35202090
first three are my fatass friend

faggot likes to make cat noises out of nowhere and combs his Daphne hair meticulously

>>35201241
Same here.

Then again, just because someone says something is autistic in a thread on the internet doesn't make it so.

>>35201166
The weak should fear the strong.

OriginalerPost

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>>35200705
>>35200829
These made me laugh so hard I snorted, you guys seem fun

>>35200829
>>35200705
never stop having fun guys<3

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>raptor arms
when I was in elementary school and a classmate pointed it out I said it was how princesses walk.
>can only walk on stairs with tiptoes
>march through house swinging arms similarly to that touhou meme chick
>mimicking one of our cats' meows as the start of a sentence ("nyyauurrh, what's for dinner?")
>DIY sfx when doing anything
>sit in mom's closet when spic neighbors party every sunday since my room is right next to their yard and her closet is the quietest
inb4 calling cops on them, we've done it so many times but they won't stop
>too awkward to verbally curse
>have urges to say "cock" when with family though
>randomly repeat sounds to self (e.g. kurukuru)

back in hs when I had pretend friends though, I showed them some of my ero-fanfics (which were really x-rated) and hentai drawings (which weren't very good) but fortunately I have no friends to do that with anymore.

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I do this too, anonchansama

>unironically wrestle a torso made out of my bed sheets
>say dumb shit in the mirror
>do Hank Hill and Macho Man imitations outta nowhere
>rearrange my room only to regret it later at least once a week
>Nose boop my plushie every night
>always sleep with socks on
>Pizza Hawaii is the G.O.A.T.

>>35203464
>always sleep with socks on
is this uncommon? wtf
I literally never sleep without socks on

>>35204026
I cannot sleep without socks on, I start coughing and shit. It's uncommon here and the people I asked found it weird and they had never heard about it.

I carry around a medal every day.

I have had an expansive chuuniverse in my head for more than 20 years.

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i have more stuffed animals than friends, i talk to my plushies and tell them about my day

i pretend that im a worm when i wrap myself up in my blankets, or that i'm alone in space, or if i'm sad i pretend i'm dead/in my grave/ash in an urn

i feel calm when i touch or chew particularly weird textile things, i love cold clammy clay and keep a little thing of blue playdoh on me at all times

also i have a sophie giraffe that i chew and squeak and squeeze while gurgling/growling whenever i feel bad/nervous

>>35199264
I didn't know this was considered autistic. This is probably my favorite way to play with my dogs.

Make ritualistic hand motions after washing hands

>>35199264
having tourette

>imagine aliens or people from the past watching me during my daily routine

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>>35201166
>>35202625
just for you. only for you.

>>35199981
not worth it. In clincial studies most antidepressants they will put you on fare no better than a placebo. They can only say they work because something like 51% said they noticed a difference. They will make your shit soft, and your dick softer, and not fix any of your issues unless youre susceptible to placebo bullshit, in which case, you probably didnt have problems to begin with.

>>35204752
But everyone is susceptible to placebo. That's what makes it so great.

>>35199919
tardive dyskinesia? antipsychotics? if so i have the same. dont even take my medication any more because its so bad