What do you do when the internet goes down? I usually just sit

Sleep for a few hours usually back after that

>>35198863
I live in a shithole, and we had a 2-day power outage last month.

I cleaned up the place really well, started exercising, called my mother.

>>35198863
Read or draw

Read or masturbate.

>>35198863
Stare at the ceiling and listen to music.

>>35198863
I had no internet for three days once and I just played vidya

i haven't had that problem in a while. i just sit on the computer.

>>35198863
go to bed or something

haven't had it happen recently but I got some emu games, porn and anime I haven't gotten to yet on reserve

a power outtage is a whole nother story though

Stockpiling on memes before that time comes ;)

https://youtu.be/BLSBx1C8WtM

pace around the room

>>35198863
Go to sleep and think about the conversation I'd have with my provider if I wasn't afraid of making phone calls

>>35198863
Never had internet go down in my area. If it did, I would just network share on my phone since I have like 15 gigs a month that I never use

>not having redundant wan-connection

>>35198863
Last time our internet went down it was a problem with our provider, it was down for 5 days in our whole town, every few hours I might randomly get internet for a minute or 2 before it would cut out again. It was pretty shit.

>night of the first Trump/Hillary debate
>I'm so excited for this
>shit's about to start
>popcorn ready
>beer cracked open
>buffering....
>fucking come on.
>internet stops working
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>freak the fuck out
>reset the browser about 100 times
>I just stood in the kitchen staring at the lights waiting to turn green
>red internet light... again
>really annoyed
>reluctantly dig out a few films from my brothers yuge old dvd collection he left here before he moved.
>watch a few that I've never seen before that night
>they were all great choices tbf
>I cheer up a little
>internet will be back by morning, no problem, I'll go to bed now

Next day

>wake up
>still no internet
>wtf
>neighbor calls over
>"hey dude my internet is down, can I use yours for a sec?"
>"mine is down too"
>both of us freak out
>call my dad
>tells me he saw a massive crowd outside this certain internet providers store in town
>nothing can be done
>sheeiiit

Can't remember the details of the next few days. I think I just got drunk and high, watched more dvds and played vidya till my internet came back.

I watched so much porn that day it came back.

>>35201104
It's insane. I remember reading articles about how if a pigeon is trained to expect some food when a button is pressed and no food appears instead of giving up after say 5 tries, it will hammer the thing over 100 times and freak out if it doesn't get the food.

That's basically what I do when the internet goes down.

Shit that's what I do when 4chan goes down.

I immediately open my phone up and demand compensation. Shitcast by xfinity went down for literally 3 days in a row and I fucking went off on Indian tech support and got 30$ back on the next bill. HOW HAVE THEY NOT LEARNED THEIR LESSON
IVE GOTTEN OVER 70$ FROM THEM in THE LAST 6 MOnTHS

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Whenever the internet goes down I become a self destructive mess.

I recently moved to an apartment and didn't have the internet for 5 days. The first day was OK because I had to unpack. The next 4 days I tried everything. going for walks. going to the library (felt too shamed to use 4chan there, even though there was a Somalian man watching anime porn in the next booth). I even went to the supermarket, and walked down the different aisles pretending they were 4chan boards, for example the baby aisle was r9k and I spent 30 minutes there talking about being alone to baby powder.

I just broke int he end. I ended up kicking my sinks taps until they shattered and I had to have them replaced. And I threw a hammer at my boiler and smashed myself in the knee with the hammer and limped for like a week.

I was SO relieved when I got back online.

>>35198863
Sleep or play some old vidya. If it's cause of extreme weather i might go outside to check it out.

I either read, masturbate or sleep

>>35201637
IS THAT SEVENTY WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS?


FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THEM DOWN IF THEY KEEP FUCKING WITH YOU LIKE THIS

internet connection rarely goes down these days if it does its a provider issue will tidy up around my shithole room or screw around on the laptop

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>>35201833
>for example the baby aisle was r9k and I spent 30 minutes there talking about being alone to baby powder.

>>35201833
>Somalian man watching anime porn in the next booth
why didn't you try to make friends

>>35198863
Any Ireland/UK bots will know about the storm Dorris or w/e last week, I live 5 miles from shit town in the middle of nowhere Ireland, and the storm knocked down a tree which took out the telephone/internet cables at the top of my lane, been internetless since last Wednesday, somehow I get 4g if I go to the window upstairs in the front of my house, and have been sparingly using my 7.5GB plan, I usually just play vidya and after re doing the the half life series for the first time in years I've started replaying portal, it's pretty boring tbqh

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Last time the power went out, I made some more progress on the Bible. Not even Christian, I just think it's informative to read it.

You guys are way too dependent on the internet.

start working on my anime backlog and/or play games that don't require online connection

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>>35201833
What other wacky adventures have you had when it goes out?

>smartphone tethering
never out of Internet