So you guys are lonely. But you're on a whole board with

>>35198654
They like to writhe in their own misery.

>make friends with fembots
lol?

why would I do that

plot twist: on the individual level, when you take away the mask of anonymity, we all hate eachother

>>35198678
?
You can still make friends with robots.

>why don't two socially incompetent people become friends

idk

>>35198654
>want friends
kek

>friends with fembots

I live in Atlanta, if I wanted to hang out with trannies I'd walk down to the street corner.

if I was able to have friends I wouldn't be here you DIP

>>35198785
What exactly is stopping your from befriending fellow robots

>>35198890
I have no qualities that would make someone want to be friends with me or be able to sustain a meaningful relationship with

>>35198654
>am 18 year old autist
>seeking other autists to have a good time with

pls

>>35198654
i'm really bad at communicating with other people, there comes long moments when i don't talk to anybody and just keep playing solo games.

>big group of people who are outstandingly terrible at connecting and/or communicating with other humans
>why don't they all have a normie friend party

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>>35198654
Robots make horrible friends to be honest. Do you really want these characteristics in a friend?

>No real world skills
>No hobbies
>Depressed
>Won't talk to you even when you hang out
>Too shy to reach out and arrange a time to hang
>Elitist despite being a pile of shit
>Extremely self-centered
>No empathy
>Ugly/fat which will scare away potential new friends
>Autistic interests (IE- anime, trains and niche video games)
>Gets sad/envious when you succeed in life
>Requires constant reassurance that they have value
>Need to be talked out of suicide once per month
>Closet fag or obsessed with traps
>Begs you to fuck his boipussy even though you're not a faggot
>Creeps out female acquaintances
>Will only eat tendies, burgers or pizza
>Refuses to do anything outside of their home
>Needy
>Childish
>Hateful
>Boring
>Lazy

Sounds like a real great friend OP.

>>35199121
>Begs you to fuck his boipussy(sic)
You act like that's a bad thing

>>35198654
I don't want friends I want a girlfriend. A fembot gf.

>>35199177
gf is just a friend that lets you fuck her

>>35199196
Exactly. I just want one(1) fembot friend / girlfriend.

>>35199177
>>35199216

After posts like >>35199121 delineate all the reasons no one would like you, why on EARTH do you think you should have a girlfriend? You're physically and socially disgusting, but you think a girl would want to be not only friends, but intimate with you? Disgusting. Get your brains checked.

>>35199270
I mean out of that post only
>Depressed
>Too shy to reach out and arrange a time to hang
>Refuses to do anything outside of their home
>Lazy

Is pretty true. I'm not NEET. I look average. I have nerd interests. Just want to find someone to share it with.

>No real world skills
>Depressed
>Won't talk to you even when you hang out
>Requires constant reassurance that they have value
>Needy
>Childish (sorta)
>Hateful
>Lazy

All me. Taking gf apps (and probably not responding).

>>35199270

Except that post is based on approximately zero evidence and is morel likely to be a projection of yourself than a reflection of anyone here. Just becauae you're a worthless sack of crap doesnt mean that everyone else is.

>>35199378
Fug I put hateful in there.

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>entire board against normies
>you should all act like normies together

Do you see how retarded this is?

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>>35199121

>No real world skills

>Depressed

>Won't talk to you even when you hang out

>Too shy to reach out and arrange a time to hang

>Autistic interests (IE- anime, trains and niche video games)

>Requires constant reassurance that they have value

>Closet fag or obsessed with traps

>Creeps out female acquaintances

>Refuses to do anything outside of their home

>Needy

>Boring

>Lazy

well, at least most of this shit that applies to me is fixable.

>>35199270
I don't think I should have a girlfriend. But I want to. I'm allowed to want things.

>>35198654
this is just a board of scrubs. people who like to bitch about their problems, and do nothing to solve them are worthless.

>>35199579
hey

then leave

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>>35198654
Yeah seriously, why don't yous make meet up threads?

>>35198654
because although misery likes company, the people on here are autistic as fuck

and believe it or not, but all these autists believe they are entitled to attractive girls and cool friends

'standards'

aka, it would make
>logical
sense for these autists to be friends
but they don't want to be friends with other autists

the femanons on here want chads at the end of the day, and the guys on here would rather be alone than have some pathetic friend

it reminds me of tumblr, how you can make a ton of tumblr friends

if you're an attractive guy , you can pick up tumblr bitches

if you're some beta uggo loser , none of them would talk to you

its like a frat party dude, why would you want some losers there with you guys mooching off your beer and alc and girls (in this case attention and time), its better to have your actual friends and bros there

>>35199586
i like to stop in from time to time to remind myself exactly what kind of filth i should never become

>>35199639
okay, bye now

>>35199637
>entitled to attractive girls
I just want a fat ugly gf :(

Okay, any robots in SoCal?

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Hello my name is apu my big brother sed you guys wood be my frieeends

Hello dis is apu number 2

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>>35199121
This hurts to read. I'm a fucking disgrace.

>>35199121

N-NO! DELET THIS

>>35198654
Everyone here hates eachother, you fucking idiot.

>>35198654
I'll just cut contact eventually anyway.

Any females in the upstate SC area? I'm looking to get a drink later on if you'd like to join. We can talk politics, feminism, gun rights, whatever.

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I don't want friends, I just want Lavren

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GO FORTH, NORMIE!

I don't really care about internet friends.

>>35198900
The same, except for vidyas

>>35199591
Today i chated via Skype to another robot thinking it was a catfish and wanting to have fun. She was boring as fuck and we will never talk again

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>>35201726
I want a laura too, where can I buy one of those desu?

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Yeah I wouldn't mind making friends with people on here. The most I have meet on Steam seem like really cool people, but sadly I'm from the Valley, Ca. I doubt anyone else is goes on here...

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>>35201920
>tfw no qt brown-eyed white gf

Why live?

>>35198654
every time I added people from this board they either deleted me or they tried to attack me somehow

>i want friends... or fembot gf...

kik:janusthemanus89

>>35198654
>make friends with other Robots/Fembots?


>friends
>with a female

What is this, high school ?

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>>35198654
Hedgehog dilemma

WHERE ARE THE AUSTRALIAN FEMBOTS
ANSWER: THERE ARE NONE

>>35202801
More like "why would I want to collectively jerk off on Steam chat with some faggots" dilemma

I solved it.

>>35199121
This post made me realize how much I hate you people, and myself.

>>35199121
>literally none of these things
>still a 23 y/o KV with very few friends

Nice revelation, really got the old hemispheres pulsating

>>35198654
I would love to but none of them are in my area.

>>35199121
>Extremely self-centered
>Depressed

Only these. Stop projecting.

>>35198654
Normalfag anon, would you want to be friends with someone who reminded you of everything you hate about yourself daily?

>>35198914
Do you have a steam account anon?

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>>35199149
As a straight man, I don't really want my male friends falling in love with me and begging for sex. If hetero normies can't handle the friendzone then I doubt a love-starved effeminate robot could either.

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>>35198654
>implying I need friends
That's the thing normies just don't understand.



I just want some poosy man and not hooker poosy but a normal woman to lust after me

Melb au bot checking in
kik:fugzdembyches86

>>35198696
>Everyone ignored the truth right here

>>35198671
This x100000000000rigami

>>35203039
where do you live senpai-arino

>>35207518
Michigan.

oreoanal

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My Kik is KekWills let's try a friendship. I am working on getting a pc but in the meantime we can just chat.
I am very bad at social interactions though so don't expect much.

>>35207573
upstate new york here. feels lonely man.

>>35198654
Have you ever had a friend that gets so overwhelmed with negative emotions that they start laugh crying without really knowing why?

Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang out with me either.

>>35198654
there are no such things as "fembots"
it's an oxymoron in itself
females cant be robots

i don't feel comfortable having internet friends. i'd rather be alone.

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>>35201961
>brown-eyed

Why?

>>35198971
This desu senpai ayy lmao famalamshazam
There's a reason robots don't have friends. We're awkward even around other robots, despite the fact that we know they empathise.

I'm introvert to the extreme, I will sometimes go months without talking to anybody. I post in maybe 1 thread a week. My level of interaction is so far removed from the general populace even robots would seem overbearing.

The only thing we have in common are our faults.

Every time I try to befriend a fembot, someone else in the thread is more interesting than me and ends up with her contact information instead. Even on /r9k/ I get cucked. I've been trying for over a year, but I'm still a khv. Fucking end me.

>>35202837
There's one Australian fembot with a breeding fetish. Hopefully that is enough to get her ears burning and into this thread.