>Get a text from a number I don't recognize >"candyman

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>Get a text from a number I don't recognize
>"candyman is back hit thiss number if your still down"
>Thought I'd try to pretend I'm Chad and mess with him
>"Yo candyman"
>Get really brave and try to call the number
>No answer
>Later get another text from him
>"What's good?"
>Have no idea what the means. Assume it means what's going on.
>In the middle of typing a reply I get a phone call
>It's the candyman
>Answer it
>"Is this the candyman?"
>He has a very deep southern accent
>"Yaw what's domen ap tom bing bong man?"
>I'm not really understanding everything he says but guess he's saying "what's up"
>"Oh you know. Same shit."
>There's a long pause like I gave the wrong answer to the question.
>He starts babbling again.
>"Right"
>Hear him say something like, "Man, whenever you need me you call me. We got all the flavors."
>"So........you got uhhh..... strawberry?"
>"No man they're all plain."
>"Oh, that's shitty."
>There's another long pause.
>He starts speaking again in a tone I can only assume he's saying goodbye.
>"See ya"
>Hang up
I texted him later saying he got the wrong number and he said, "Spice". Not sure what that means.
Not trying to make a le ebin screencap thread here but I'm actually kind of scared.