> be me
> watching porn
> "wow this qt is such a doll, sure wish she was my gf"
> google her
> look at her instagram
> she's gotten fucking HUGE
> all her instagrams are her begging for donations for her gofundme
> "pls i have medical problems, no car, not getting work cuz of industry"
> all she needs is 5k
> 5k guys thats it
> a tear falls from my cheek
> use it as lube
> i fap off to her crying video where she says she might be thrown out of her apartment
> write on her instagram...
> "thanks for making my life feel better you fat bitch"
I went from suicidal to happy in 1 fap session. As bad as things are I live in a nice warm comfy house, rent free with my mom, pretty fast internet, tasty foods, and i am winning my fantasy hockey league. I could be a broke ass porn slut begging for money (she's only got 1k/5k) on the cusp of suckng aid dicks to stay alive.
Life is good.
>find instagram of an old porn star I used to like in the 90s
>aged like fucking milk
>"i have cervial cancer"
wew lad
>>35191306
Can i get some sauce on this original coment