>want to fuck pussy >want to get fucked by cock >want

strapons anon. such a simple fix

but really this issue is probably the least of your problems

>>35190707
The best I can suggest is that you introduce sex toys. For example, you could use a butt plug that vibrates. I often find that actually, having something sit in there feels better than thrusting (which doesn't do a great deal for me and actually limits erection).

>>35190707
>Want to get fucked in the cock
>be an asexual that has a platonic attraction to anthromorphic trains

Playing life on Extreme difficulty gents

>>35190742
>strapons anon
I feel like most women would not like this.

>inb4 "im a girl who chronically masturbates to gay porn and that's hot"

>>35190763
>>inb4 "im a girl who chronically masturbates to gay porn and that's hot"
implying girls like that exist
would be the perfect gf desu

>>35190707
>Quite the conundrum.- 5 posts shown.

No it fucking isn't.

You don't have to act on every sexual urge you have.
Stop letting kikes tell you that is a normal way to live your life.

>>35190794
>You don't have to act on every sexual urge you have.
yeah but I'd really like to

>>35190763
>>35190778
>Implying I didn't have a gf like that
The twist should be obvious though - fujos fall easily to the curse of progressive politics. Alas, I had to release her into the wild. She has her cats at least.

>tfw straight male but so addicted to porn/masturbating that the idea of having a boyfriend excites me

>>35190707

sex starved people tend to turn to degeneracy

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>>35190778

>he doesn't know those weeb girls who only masturbate to Yaoi porn

>>35190869
>he knows girls