>tfw brainlet
>tfw absentminded
>tfw always seem to take the hardest longest way to do anything
>tfw speech is full of spoonerisms, stuttering, freezing up trying to think of what to say as if I've had a fucking stroke
>tfw can't banter or small talk because brain doesn't work fast enough
>tfw not funny because not sharp and quick witted
>tfw rest of family are intelligent and funny
>tfw unexplained scar on head and think I was dropped as a baby and parents have kept it a secret
>>35190311
top post anon, chuckled internally
>tfw dropped on head as a baby multiple times and no one kept it secret
>>35190358
My dad used to play that game where you throw your baby up in the air and catch them but he's not exactly co ordinated.