>that guy who fell in love with every girl he spoke with

Thankfully I am not this tard.

I've only got a crush on a girl at work who is maximum THICC.

Hopefully I can muster the courage to ask her on a date.

What do people do on dates?

>>35189762
>tfw I'm that guy
I already fell in love with the girl from that GIF so I don't even need to speak to a girl. Shit sucks, yo

>>35189762
>>that guy who fell in love with every girl he spoke with
>Plz tell me you're not this tard

No, of course not...

>>35189762
No, only one, it took about five conversations for me to get hooked, no other girl had/has talked to me that much.

>>35189762
i dont fall in love i fall in i hope she lets me fuck

>tfw fembot
>tfw guys will never fall in love with me at first sight

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>>35190046
>tfw robot
>tfw girls will never love you, period

>>35190095
I'm sure your mom loved you once anon.

>>35190124
Think again anon, I don't want to get into it but I'll admit I have mommy issues.

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>>35189828
Ooooooh i do wish i had a thicc gf desu

But alas, no thicc gf for me....

>>35190124
they always say but anon yer mom and dad love you

we know but fuck off its not a romantic love its a platonic parent love

idiot

>>35190185
Right. If we're gonna be pedantic ITT most robots have never fallen in love with women either, especially in OP's scenario.

>>35190174
>>35190174
Poor man is suffocating but can't escape her fat grip.

>>35190174
That's fat, not THICC you disgusting creature.

>>35190046
What have you done to improve yourself?

>>35190339
This guy right here gets it. He gets it...

>>35189762
I was that guy when I was younger, grew out of that autistic habit.

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>>35190339
This is how real T H I C C looks,not this fetish shit.

I'm incapable of love