who here /sexuallyretarded/? >didn't start puberty until

Not even sexually retarded

You're just all around retarded

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>>35188775
>can only cum if i repeatedly whisper magic words to myself, like "bam...bam....bam...!" or making machine gun noises to myself

>>35188775
You're truly a unicorn among a sea of men

>>35188775
You're probably low test, I would go to a doc

don't worry....I'll end your suffering.......right NOW
HYAH!


wwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUHAH!
...so you survived that, huh? I'll have to go all out......


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!....

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

YAH YAH YAHYAHYHAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
RAH!


...heh.....easy...

>>35188833

Why did this turn me on?
How was this not original?

>>35188877
heh...don't worry about it, babe...it's only natural for a suave guy like me to attract the ladies...

what time am I picking ya up?

>>35188775
>can only cum if i repeatedly whisper magic words to myself, like "bam...bam....bam...!" or making machine gun noises to myself

W-what a weirdo, right guys? We don't have to do things like that, right???

>>35188775
>>can only cum if i repeatedly whisper magic words to myself, like "bam...bam....bam...!" or making machine gun noises to myself

sorry dude but i'll be damned if this didn't make me crack up

>>35188985

I know it's funny, it makes me laugh too, but I was honestly hoping for better posts than "hurr you're retarded durrr."

Out of all the weird fuckers here none of you have any insight into stuff like this?

>>35189042
ur bad at sex stuff

>>35189068

I know but I want to know why so that I can fix it or at least be at peace with it.

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>>35188775
>can only cum if i repeatedly whisper magic words to myself, like "bam...bam....bam...!" or making machine gun noises to myself
fucking christ my sides, I can't handle this

I'm 21 and still not interested in girls
>ur just gay lmao
Not into guys either.

Ayy lmaoo im still doing the matress thing. Feels much better tahn regular masturbation

>can only get turned on by imagining I'm being watched by a movie theater audience
>can only finish by imagining black people are yelling at the screen

>started fapping at 16
>had sex never

>>35190651
Totally normal and not sexually retarded. It's the 21th century way.
Also can only fap in special time periods: between 15h and 16h30, 17h and 19h, 21 and 22. All the rest of the time, I can get hard, but never cum. Is it retarded or not?

>>35188775
>really weird, highly specific fetishes that require playing out a story/narrative in my head
Examples?

>>35188775
>masturbated for 10 years by laying on my stomach and grinding my dick into the mattress
I wouldn't have learned that I have to jack off to masturbate properly if it wasn't for porn.

at least you don't have to hear specific music to fap
I can only cum when listening to Lord of the rings "shire" music

It's a buzzword here, but you legitimately have autism

>>35190651
Ur asexul
xDDDDDDDDDD

>>35188775
You might just be autistic that is okay

>be me
>start masturbating when i was 10
>fap to loli hentai because whynot
>as i grow older, never stop fapping to loli hentai
>unable to get off to anything else, not even cp
>dated girl once because my normie friend set it up
>tried to sex her but only got a half chub
>she then told her friends i had a 4 inch cock
>we never talk again, but she and her friends always laugh at me
>can't even defend myself
what have I become? i used to think that it was normal for me to fap to little girls as a little boy
what do? is there even therapy for this?

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>>35191333
>>can only finish by imagining black people are yelling at the screen
xd

>>35188775

>blew loads into underwear and didn't change them

As if there's anything wrong with this

>>35193758
>I cum better when I listen to this here playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrJTZZibdHk&t=3084s

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>only started masturbating at age 20 (I had some wet dreams though, starting at age 15)
>lost virginity at 18 (to a pure maiden)
>only came during sex once as a teenager though, all other times was just til I got bored/she got off
>after I figured out how to make myself cum (hump the bed, giantess fantasy) I started just closing my eyes and doing that with girls
>start cumming in pussies
>also don't remember when my dick grew to full size

I want a girl that I don't have to pretend I'm not with

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>>35188833
>YAH YAH YAHYAHYHAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
>RAH!

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>>35188775
Masturbating for the first time at the age of 18 is looking like vanilla ice cream now.

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>>35194682
>someone's masturbation music made me cry

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>>35193758

>I can only cum when listening to Lord of the rings "shire" music

My sides have left orbit

>>35194952
You had tons of sex and came here to complain about it.
ree

I can't even cum

>>35188775
>masturbated for 10 years by laying on my stomach and grinding my dick into the mattress
>blew loads into underwear and didn't even change them

Been doing this since I was around 3 years old, until I was about 10. Was fun for sure.

>mfw I first masturbated to Jasmine from Aladdin when I was 3
>mfw I am now jerking off to little anime girls as an adult

Somewhere, something went really wrong.

25 year old kissless virgin here

I went through puberty at around 17.

I didn't start masturbating until I was 24.

The only porn I watch is clips of girls peeing, trying to watch straight porn has no effect on me.