Virgins, what is the most sexual experience you've ever

I once got a handjob, well it's not a pleasant memory though.

once, in high school, i had to act in a shitty movie project for english class. I was gatsby, my oneitis was daisy. she gave me a peck on the cheek in one of the scenes. She wrote that bit in. Now i'm sad again. Thanks, anon.

i once stared at a femalestraight in the eye for 15+ seconds. I've identified as a cyborg ever since.

My dad fucked my butt when I was 11.

>>35188716
I've barebacked 5 women and dropped my cummies in two of them.

>>35188716
I held a girl's hand for a good minute

>>35188726
>>35188875
You two are not virgins, get off my board

A guy almost raped me at the one party I've ever been to and I liked it. My own awkwardness and spaghetti spilling ruined it though and he actually quit it before he hit it.

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When I was 13, I was in a bad car accident.

Broke both of my arms and a leg of mine and heavily injured a lot of other parts, it was pretty bad. I was in the hospital for weeks and I had a very pretty black nurse who took care of me and all that shit. She was so sweet and nice, she fed me and treated me like a baby.

One day she was cleaning me up and I got a massive erection. It had been ages since I masturbated, there was no hiding it at that age. She noticed of course and I tried to play it off but she was really understanding and nice about it and she asked me if I wanted her to take care of it for me. I don't think I really understood what she meant because I was 13 and heavily on drugs but I said okay. She put on some gloves, took some lube and started jerking me off, I'm not kidding.

I didn't last long at all, I busted in like 20 seconds. I came so fucking much and all over her hands too and she was totally cool about it, this was not the first time she jerked off a horny kid I'll tell you that much. She cleaned me up and told me if I needed anything else to let her know, this was a woman of the people.

She did it a couple other times and it was pretty much the same. I was so backed up that there was no chance I would get to enjoy the handjob for more than 30 seconds.

I will never forget that nurse though, she took care of me so well. 10/10 would nearly die again.

>>35188716
Multiple blow jobs from different girls. In sixth grade I got a blow job from my girlfriend and turned her into a whore. Feces money.

>>35188716
I made extended eye contact with someone and they didn't seem repulsed by me

>>35188900
I am a virgin, I forced my younger sister to give me a handjob several years ago while she was sleeping. Please don't assume things, aside from that I've never touched or penetrated a girl.

a grill smiled at me once

well, might have been at someone else, but still

>>35188935
lol I used to live at my dads and this drug addict lived there, I used to cum on her face and touch her when she slept... she wasn't asleep.. lol

>>35188935
for the love of god greentext please

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>>35188716
>accidentally kissed my mom on the lips once
>deliberately groped my little sister more than a decade later I still regret it so much
>a girl saw me masturbating

>>35188716
A girl gave me a handjob on the bus

Probably could've fucked her but I'd just started my first job at the time

Saw her a few months later and tried the 'being a dick, just emulate chad, brah!' schtick, and I'm pretty sure it made her fuck off forever

>>35188716
got a handjob at a massage parlour,

>>35188971
I'm not sure if my sister was asleep or not, I felt as if she moved, but I feel pretty bad about it afterwards.

>>35188992
Eh... sure it probably won't be too exciting. Give me a minute.

>all these non-virgin "virgins"
>all these normies claiming to be robots
pls go

>>35188758
Sounds like a nice memory anon, if that's all there is to the story.

>>35188916
What the fuck? Was she supposed to do this or did she do this on the down low?

>>35188994
>a girl saw me masturbating
Story please.

>>35188716
Taking a bath with my sister when I was eight and she was eleven. She touched my penis with her foot because she thought it was funny because it was floating.

Outside of the family, a girl hugged me senior year of high school when she started crying. Not sexual but the closest I've ever been to a girl, it was a very tight and close hug, not at arm's length or anything.

>>35188716
i hugged one..... then never saw them again

>>35189050
it was a nice memory at the moment, but it's bittersweet now that I ruined what tiny chance I had with her. Not only did we drift apart after high school, I also creeped her the fuck out during a manic episode that i ended up getting hospitalized for. She never liked me like i did her, anyway.

I jerked off in class while watching my crush once in like 8th grade. It wasn't very comfortable though because my dick was in my pants and I couldn't really finish like normal, and I had to go to the bathroom after to clean up. Felt ashamed walking down the hallway with jizz in my pants, I'm sure nobody noticed anything tho

>>35189103
they smelled you, bro. No one wants to point out the creep that reeks of jizz

>>35189031
I didn't, she liked it.
You're sister did to. She knows you want to cum in her warm pussy. She's masturbated to you cumming in her missionary then feeling you stutter like the stallion you are as you pull out anon. But really don't feel bad, she's felt things for you to.

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>>35188716
A guy who bullied me asked me if I wanted to have sex with him.

He also took my arm and pushed my hand onto a girl's butt.

One time he licked his hand and stroked my cheek with it. Then a while after that he sat really close to me so that our shoulders touched.

I am male.

>>35189129
Meooooow that's fucking weird lol

I once elbowed a female co-worker in the tit by accident

>>35188992
>be 17
>watch lots of sleep assault porn
>occasionally try and stick my dick in her mouth while she's sleeping
>I have a small dick so I never can do it right
>my parents leave one night so I try again
>I go downstairs and my sister sleeping
>slowly get on her bed
>lay down
>very slowly move her hand on my dick
>try and force her to have a gripping motion
>slowly force her to give me a handjob
>halfway through I feel like she woke up
>her grip is much harder
>go super fast and cum all over the place
>go upstairs immediately after

Sorry if it wasn't that great.

>>35189125
Before I've done lots of somewhat dumb sexual things to my younger sister openly, when I was super horny. One time I played hide and seek (16 or 17) and I had my fly open and my dick fully erect from an obvious hiding spot. She clearly saw my dick, but didn't shriek or anything. She stood there for a good bit (I heard her approaching) and then told me my hiding spot was bad. This is actually making me pretty fucking horny so I'm gonna go beat one out to the memory, I'll talk to ya in a minute. I don't really have any more lewd stories about my sister to share though, so sorry about that.

>>35189098
I kinda know how you feel, I creeped out the girl that might've liked me too, confessed to her. What'd you do to get hospitalized though?

>>35189129
he likes you
UWU

>>35189121
I had friends back then and was actually hung out with the "cool kids" including the cute girls until high school. I wore strong body spray though and cleaned it off quickly so I don't think anyone really noticed

>no, that's not torsioned

>>35189181
maybe you got away with it then. gg anon

>>35189098
What did you say during the manic episode anon? I had one of those when I was 14, regressed to a child like state and rolled on the floor screaming.
Then I moved to my dads and found out the source of my problems was because he molested me. He did some weird shit when I lived there and basically moved out the day after he did some weird shit. Haven't talked to him since. His wife is 350 lb, spends all their money on coke and booze. Whole family hates him but the majority of my family hates me for saying anything. Basically tore the family apart.
I've destroyed my mothers view on the family because of how rampant incest was with the whole family. I even pointed out how she was bluntly sexual towards me when I was young. Rip family I don't care lmao

>>35189168
>cum all over the place
Did you leave it or clean it up?

>She clearly saw my dick, but didn't shriek or anything.
Kek, sounds like she can take a joke, nice girl.

>>35189234
I left it, so she probably woke up with cum on her.

>>35189168
She liked it and you should've just fucked her anon. You still can. I know you did more than that to. Imagine her lying on the bed, and she tries pushing you away so you pin her arms down to the bed and breed her.
>"anon why where you in my laundry hamper?"
God damn lol

>>35189246
how old is she?
orgewrg

>>35189246
*with your cum on her
>she probably played with it before she wiped it off.

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>>35189050
>Story please
It was nothing like in my chinese cartoons. When I went to uni in another city I rented an apartman with 2 friends and a 18-20 years old girl. The girl was there originally and we didn't have time or money to find another place.

My friends worked night shift regularly and the girl was rarely at home. We figured she must have quite a few "supporters" since we saw her in pretty obvious situtations with older men regulary.

I went home for the weekends a lot and when I came back one time, semmingly nobody was around. I was horny AF so I started fapping to my favorite cartoon collection and I was right at Ariel when I noticed she is standing at my door (yep, should have closed it). I stopped, she didn't said anything just went further to the bathroom. I closed the door and we didn't talk about it, ever. Well we didn't talk much about anything anyway before or after.

Fun fact: Years later I accidentally met one guy I lived with from back then and he told me he too accidentally met the girl not long ago and she specifically asked how am I doing now.

>>35188716
told a friend at school that i came the day after i did it the first time

showed a girl* indeterminate, but she barely ever played vidya so she must be a girl online some porn videos i liked

>see qt girl everytime on the same trainstation becomes she goes to the same places where i study
>never see her in class just in breaks
>finally have enough balls to talk with her
>"hey we go to the same school and i find you kinda qt and wanted to know if we could do something together some time"
>uhh sorry i cant
>because you have a boyfriend
>ya
>okay cya
Wew, atleast i tried and proofed myself that i have balls, it was still kinda a waste of courage.

>>35189300
Oh, it was a roommate and in your own home, yeah, that's not nearly as bad as I expected.

>>35189318
fug wrong thread, damn it

One time I took my sixth grade cousin out to the deck and shit got pretty real. I was 17. I knew what I was doing and hooooly shit her face was so red.
I remember grabbing her ass and just spreading her ass and pussy through her jean shorts. I was wearing basketball shorts and purposefully took off my underwear before we went down there. I was her first kiss. She was really well developed for a loli to. She wanted to fuck so bad, her tongue in my mouth was unforgettable. I might have to fuck her, that wasn't too long ago.. lol that could go bad sadly :/

>>35189347
I didn't even notice, thought that was the closest you had gotten to a sexual experience.

>>35189350
All my other cousins and my milf aunt wants me to. It's weird but I don't mind it. It's not like I don't have other options but like it's hard to turn down the experience honestly.

>>35189377
My closest was kissing and tongue kissing a fat hambeast while being drunk on a party. Did that once and regretted that. Never again senpai.

>>35189172
>>35189217

I felt a sudden shift in my personality- I was no longer depressed and paranoid, I was suddenly full of energy and everything "made sense". I started texting my oneitis out of the blue after a year and a half of no contact, telling her all this lovey dovey bullshit, I even called her in the middle of the night multiple times. I was convinced that she loved me and that we were going to be brought together by fate.

The next morning, I tried breaking into a police car because I was convinced that the president was coming to my house to meet me for personally discovering a deep secret about the universe. I gleaned this information from the radio, tv, and internet. News broadcasts had hidden meanings only decipherable by me, and it was all a grand scheme to get me rich and famous. I was sure I was the most intelligent person that had ever lived

After doing this, I was arrested and taken to a shitty hospital for about a week, where I paced around all hours of the night, convinced that Obama was monitoring me and was going to give me all the secrets and money in the world, and was going to set me and my oneitis up. I wore out my shitty hospital pants multiple times.

I was then transferred to a different (much better) facility for a couple weeks, where I still believed mostly the same horseshit (albeit toned down and kept it mostly to myself). I was eventually released once they figured i was harmless, then I proceeded to text my oneitis nonstop for a week, before tapering to once every other day, to once a week, to once a month and then I gave up once my mania fully wore off about three full months after it started. I fell back into a deep depression for almost a year and a half, staying at home as a NEET. I'm good now though, medication and symptom free for two years.

>>35188716
Platonic kissing, maybe light necking if you count that as significantly beyond that.

I also saw a girls breast in public once on swim team when her suit slipped a bit during a flip turn underwater.

>>35188716
The girl I used to orbit started bringing one of her friends around. She was always really friendly with me and touching me a lot. One time I laid back on a recliner and she came and laid right on top of me, front-to-front, faces right next to each other. It was all I could do to not get a raging erection. But the girl I orbited shut that down quick as fuck and made sure to undermine me and not bring that other girl around anymore. At the time it never even registered in my mind that a girl willing to make that much contact on her own might have given me a chance if I pursued.

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I've never had anything close to a sexual experience. Thing likes sex are so alien to me they might as well be Quantum cohomology

>>35189412
It's just because the brain seeks patterns anon. The TV talks to me to, I feel like other people can read my thoughts and I used to have such bad anxiety I couldn't communicate with my piers. Used to have attacks of schizophrenia growing up. The voices made me go into fetal position for the extreme guilt they'd make me feel. They made me self harm.
I've had weird "paranormal experiences" as well that I wish we could actually talk about.
What was the secret they gave you anon?

Benis in vagina xD

>>35189278
She was 16 at the time, now she's 18.

Had a woman right up to me on a train, the beutiful scent of her hair in my face, her warm body pressing against me, it was one of the best experiences of my life. I can't imagine how amazing actual sex must be.

>>35188916
Fuckin' nice, man.

>>35188716
I fingered and ate a girl out and played with/sucked on her boobs. She didn't return the favour in any way.

>>35189478
One time a girl in the neighborhood wrestled me to the ground and started humping me. I was somewhere between 10 and 13 years old.

She went on to become pregnant as a teenager, the father was 40 years old or something.

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>>35188716
A 14 yrold asked for sex when i was just at the party to get to know my bros in highschool, i sat her down and talked some sense into her. Sometimes i regret this but i did what any wizard apprentice would do.

>>35189729
>i sat her down and talked some sense into her.
That was probably really awkward, but also admirable as fuck. You have my respect, anon.

My sister touched my penis once. Shes a fucking bitch tho

>>35189729
You did the right thing anon. She probably fucked some other dude at the next party though.

>>35189729

>passes up prime teen pussy

You're hopeless, anon.

>>35189729
good for you, how old were you at the time? faith in humanity slightly restored, anon

I had sex tbqhwyfd

>>35189915
i was 16 and just entered a trade school, 21 now and got nothing to show for spending my time there, cant even finish it because muh required internship, all i wait for now is to the moment im kicked out of the house, maybe hunger and shelter from the cold winter will motivate me.

>>35188716
I was making out with a girl that groped my dick over pants. I even felt the warmth of her pussy over her panties and groped her boobs over bra.
Never did anything like that before or since.
I fucking missed my shot, I should have fucked her