If you guys want girlfriends so badly why don't you just

>>35187688
They don't live near me, I've tried.

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>>35187688
I have congressed to the point where i don't talk to both genders which doesn't matter to me, I have accepted loneliness and being unable to breed.

>>35187688
I much rather complain about my problems than address them.

>>35187688
Date a what?

>>35187688
well tell me how to get one
dubs checked

>>35187688

There is no such thing as a fembot. They cant experience what being a robot is simply because they are female.

This is of course not true for supremely ugly girls, bottom 5%, whom we wouldn't date anyways...

>>35187688
Firstly, I don't want to date or have sex. Secondly, they don't have the same interests as me. Thirdly, even if they do, they have no dedication to do what I want. Also last but not least, there's no such thing as a fembot

>>35187688
I'd honestly give it a shot.

Don't know how it would work though.

also prob too normie for them

>>35187688
fembots are the biggest roasties

Because LDRs suck and I want to put my penis into a vagina

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For the Beef:

To prepare the beef: Tie the tenderloin in 4 places so it holds its cylindrical shape while cooking. Drizzle with olive oil, then season with salt and pepper and sear all over, including the ends, in a hot, heavy-based skillet lightly coated with olive oil - about 2 to 3 minutes. Meanwhile set out your prosciutto on a sheet of plastic wrap (plastic needs to be about a foot and a half in length so you can wrap and tie the roast up in it) on top of your cutting board. Shingle the prosciutto so it forms a rectangle that is big enough to encompass the entire filet of beef. Using a rubber spatula cover evenly with a thin layer of duxelles. Season the surface of the duxelles with salt and pepper and sprinkle with fresh thyme leaves. When the beef is seared, remove from heat, cut off twine and smear lightly all over with Dijon mustard. Allow to cool slightly, then roll up in the duxelles covered prosciutto using the plastic wrap to tie it up nice and tight. Tuck in the ends of the prosciutto as you roll to completely encompass the beef. Roll it up tightly in plastic wrap and twist the ends to seal it completely and hold it in a nice log shape. Set in the refrigerator for 30 minutes to ensure it maintains its shape.

>>35187780
You sound like such an annoying and boring person to be around. Hopefully this post inspires you to change

because they're never in brisbane

>>35187860
You don't even know what I do, you idiot

>>35187869
the fuck are you talking about, nearly every anon on here from aus is either melbourne, sydney or brisbane

Because none is from Germany, or anywhere near close to me.

>>35187688
do those interests include being alone and self hatred?

ROBOTS

Give me 1 (one [uno]) reasons I should choose to date you over a Chad type. I'm pretty enough to pull most Chads so why should I not go for them? Why should I settle with an ugly guy (which I assume you all are)?

>>35188071

To prepare the beef. Tie the tenderloin in 4 places so it holds its cylindrical shape while cooking. Drizzle with olive oil, then season with salt and pepper and sear all over, including the ends, in a hot, heavy-based skillet lightly coated with olive oil - about 2 to 3 minutes. Meanwhile set out your prosciutto on a sheet of plastic wrap (plastic needs to be about a foot and a half in length so you can wrap and tie the roast up in it) on top of your cutting board. Shingle the prosciutto so it forms a rectangle that is big enough to encompass the entire filet of beef. Using a rubber spatula cover evenly with a thin layer of duxelles. Season the surface of the duxelles with salt and pepper and sprinkle with fresh thyme leaves. When the beef is seared, remove from heat, cut off twine and smear lightly all over with Dijon mustard. Allow to cool slightly, then roll up in the duxelles covered prosciutto using the plastic wrap to tie it up nice and tight. Tuck in the ends of the prosciutto as you roll to completely encompass the beef. Roll it up tightly in plastic wrap and twist the ends to seal it completely and hold it in a nice log shape. Set in the refrigerator for 35 minutes to ensure it maintains its shape.

>>35187884
Can confirm. From brisbane

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>>35187688
Well because
1. they're often times not real females
b. see above

>>35188071
because you're a guy

as someone who is best friends with a chad, you'd be surprised how much more bitter they are than they seem. he often tells me about how he just sees women to be used, women are all a game to him, all he wants to do is fuck them etc. I guess the difference with dating a robot would be they would (a lot of the time) be the polar opposite: due to complete loneliness, they would pretty much worship/cling to you. I guess it just depends on which end of the spectrum you prefer.

tldr chads=non-committal, might be using you
(most) robots=clingy fucker (but this could change into chad behaviour with time)

>>35188071
I think you should either post tits or get the fuck out and kill yourself

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>>35187688
There are several reasons but the most important is, I'm too much of a sperglord, old and ugly as hell.

Fembots* or females in general were always repulsed by me and when I finally grew up a little and realized many of my problems it was already too late. I'm not even good for a beta provider role and women in my age group want children or have a children and want a supporter the most. I'm uncapable to satisfy women in any way and don't have money to become a sugar daddy or something.

*Citation needed

>>35187713
This is truth
Original truth in fact, fucking bot

I'd date anyone, even if they're pretty ugly I'd give them a chance. I live in the south of England.

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