You have no excuse for not being in the military right now.

I don't have a ged

>>35184546
I do. Got rejected

>>35184546
this is the worst recruiting attempt I've seen on 4chan, you should be fired

>>35184546
>flat feet
>aspergers
>fucked left shoulder
Ayy lmao

>>35184546

Also got rejected, I'm a retard when it comes to math.

Would join the YPG but my government would flag me as a terrorist and wouldn't be able to come back.

I want to get more education and become a military doctor so does that count?

They wouldn't take me. Depression and Asthma? Nope. My parents were both in the army and I know how fucked it can be mentally. I would end up shooting myself or getting kicked out.

I'm a colorblind asthmatic.

>>35184609
>Getting blown to bits by ISIS, Turkey or the SAA because some Kurdish Porky's want a natlib

Don't fall for the Rojava meme

so there's recruiters on 4chan now?

>voluntary slavery

Im good

I have plenty of excuses like I don't want to join the military. So fuck you.

>>35184609
You don't join the Kurds to come back again

>>35184546
Would I get the fuck?

Go away faggot weird twitter goon

>>35184546
>Enlist tonight
no

>>35184546
Isn't this the dude who went off to go fight with Rojava?

Saw anti nowhere league lyrics
We've fucked up all the countries with our worthless little wars
We've fucked up all the people made them dirty little whores
We've fucked up all religions 'cause it's out there in the stars
We've fucked up all this planet so let's go and fuck up Mars

>>35184546
i do have an excuse
i dont want to become property and i dont want to do things that go against my morals
id prefer to keep my comfy IT job and pretty much control my coworkers

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>>35184546
Already sold you my soul recruiter anon
T. Armyfag