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Im going to describe my love life and /r9k/ can tell me im beta or not
>have 8/10 girlfriend
>loves me deeply
>pays for our mortgage
>pays for food
>buys me vidya
>brought me a sports car
>pays for upkeep of sports car
However there is a catch
>wifey likes to fuck and suck men in front of me
>i have to hold her and tell her shes beautiful when shes with other men
>is deeply insecure because of catholic upbringing
>my job is tell her i love her, that i'll never leave her and shes a princess
>the last guy she fucked was a married man, she never knew his name. i told her i loved her whilst she fucked him doggy and she replied by moaning louder
>He came on her face which she made me lick off
>the next day i was told i was a horrible person for making her into a whore
>apologised all day
>promised id marry her if it make her happier
>feel conflicted
well, would you trade your position for mine or not?
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>>35182771
Nobody cares about your fake story.
Post more Asians.
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>>35182771
stage a robbery on the house and car with your buddies and break up with her
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>>35182808
wouldnt drinking that much semen actually make someone horribly ill?
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>>35182771
i know this is bait but seriously kill yourself
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>>35182902
in what way?
5300 home
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>>35182771
I think it'd be fun to tell them how much of a pathetic, worthless whore they are in a non-sexual way while holding their hand. Pretty much just giving them unarousing insults the whole time I mean
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>>35182950
like chemical poisoning territory or food poisoning type territory from all the E. Coli.
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>>35182902
I think porn sluts are accustomed to it and enjoy it.
They know what they've signed up for.
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>>35183031
maybe if you let it spoil. but not fresh cum. that's sterile. It has to be, you incubate other humans with it. Use your noggin anon
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>>35183076
This one looks spoiled desu
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>>35183076
>incubate
That's not how fertilization works, my sweet summer child.
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>>35183244
whatever it wouldn't work if there was [harmful] bacteria in the pussy
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>>35183255
did u like it when i called u sweet summer child? ;)
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Source on op for scientific research
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>>35183263
NO!!!!!!!!! FRIG OFF
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>>35183282
I thought you were going to sleep, Kayla?
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>>35183328
I said frig off nerd I dont know who you think I am but I dont know who you are.
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>>35182771
I'm into heavy femdom, and I mean HEAVY, FEMDOM. But cuckholding is an an entirely different level, wouldn't even do that for a 10/10 Asian qt gf, and I would do a lot for a 10/10 qt Asian gf. Trust me anon, it's not worth it, break up and find someone else, she doesn't love you.
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>>35183351
"frig off"
"nerd"
It can't be any more obvious that you're underage.
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The Japanese are true porn innovators
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>>35183434
Funny how you're actually wrong about that just because I decided to shitpost in a particular style
and now your epically pwned....
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What would the Japanese culture be like if they were nuked 3 times?
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