>be me
>be 19
>be in Navy
>Be socially functional, but definitely "off"
>Going through a rough time
>Go to counselor
>Be cute girl in mid to late 20's
>Perfect size titties for her frame
>Wearing low cut top under cardigan
>Still shows all the good stuff
>Hold it together for meeting
>Go home
>Immediately jack off to her listening to me and smiling
>...
>Fuck
How did I get like this?
Pic related: Bears fans get none
>19
Probably because you're a boot who's still in his Aschool and you're desperately waiting for the "real navy"
Pro-tip: Real navy is worse. School is the only time you'll have set hours and weekends and days off
>>35180789
>in A school
Yes
>Boot
Not so much, I don't claim to be salty but I've been kicking around here for a while
>>35180910
your always boot to someone anon
thats how it is in the corps at least
>>35180739
>Be me
>Be 19
>Join army after high school
>Mom says I'll make lots of friends in the army and that it'll be good for me
>Tradoc is okay get through basic and AIT pretty easily
>get to unit have more freedom have weekends off no bedcheck or tons of formations
>TFW Feel worse than when I was in basic at unit
>TFW no one likes me there and everyone there hangs out after work and takes trips to Canada but don't invite me
>TFW I'm in the place with the highest suicide rate in the united States working the job with the highest suicide rate
>>35181358
In the Navy, you're a boot until you've been on your boat for at least 6 months to a year depending on how long it takes you to grasp basic boat etiquette
After that you're a filthy Nub or nonqual
Then once you get qualified you're just a faggot
literally everyone does this, why did u even post
>>35181395
>Army
That's the problem. You should have joined the Navy or air force.
>>35180739
I'm not socially functional and off, get on my level.
>>35180739
>tfw your team is stacked with talent but is plagued by fundamental problems that prevent you winning an Owl
>....but you have a historical record of making the Seahawks home field advantage a mere meme