Is Squidward /ourguy/?
>wagecuck
>hates life
>probably suicidal if the show wasn't G rated
>has no friends (except Spongebob and Patrick, but he loathes them.)
>has no girlfriend
>anxiety
>has a negative mindset
I was always called Squidward for being so boring, serious and distanced back in elementary school.
It often made me cry actually.
I would say yes.
>>35179437
Almost.
He has a passion for clarinet and truly enjoys it.
>>35179437
Yes ,he definitely is /ourguy/.
>>35179517
But he uses it as escapism. /r9k/ loves escapism.
>that episode where he got kicked out of squidville
squidville squids = failed normies
squidward = real autistic robot
>>35179517
>autistic hobbies
yeah he's /ourguy/
>>35179517
>having something you enjoy makes him less of /ourguy/
what...? Plenty of robots have things that they like. I always see threads about learning an instrument or a skill. What's so bad about that?
>>35179496
i have the same exact story as this anon
definitely /ourguy/
>>35179604
I never thought there would be another squidward.
>>35179496
Fuck that hurt to read. Originalio
>>35179623
you dream of kissing a girl
squilliam gets to fuck the squirrel
I feel like watching some Spongebob again. Which seasons are good? Any to avoid?
>>35179602
That anon is just unskilled in everything, don't mind him.
>>35179842
The first two seasons are the best. The rest can't compare.
I actually rewatch them every 4 months or so.
>>35179517
You do know he sucks at the clarinet, right? Seems to me he doesn't put much effort into it.
>>35179914
3 is amazing dude. How could you not watch Just One Bite, Nasty Patty, Wet Painters, Krusty Krab Training Video and Chocolate with Nuts?
>>35179990
I did watch them but they just can't compare to the classics in my opinion. Although you are right, season 3 is still quite watchable.
>>35179990
Yeah 2 and 3 are easily golden era sb
>>35180093
I would even go as far as saying a good chunk of season 4 is pretty good (Skill Crane, Krusty Towers, Krabs vs Plankton).
>>35180139
I dunno why but season 4 just feels distinguishable different than the first 3 seasons. Perhaps they started using another artstyle in that season?
>>35179987
Try playing any instrument underwater and see how well you do
>>35180168
You're right to feel that way. Hillenburg was no longer the showrunner. The lines got a bit thicker. In general the art was a little more different because of different crew members. Writing-wise it started to suffer but there are still plenty of season 3-esque episodes to be found in it.
>>35179842
The movies are actually not bad. Worth a watch.
Squidward is actually suicidal, no joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7JQIMnfcqo
>>35180173
Your mom's pretty good at it so it must not be that hard.
>>35179437
not to mention
>sucks at the things he spends all his time on ex.
>clarinet
>sculpture
>painting
>>35181414
>sculpture
>practices sculpture for a very long time
>barely achieves anything
>spongebob shows up to sculpture class, or whatever, one day
>first time
>instantly sculpts a masterpiece
Squidward is our guy. But what the fuck is Spongebob?
>tfw pearl
femanon feels.
>>35181754
>btw im grill
Kill yourself and gb2 reddit
>>35181797
Omg how dare women enter your secret club!? Only men can be lonely!
>>35181725
>But what the fuck is Spongebob?
Spongebob is that kid that seemed to be autistic when he was little but in the end he was just gay
>>35181854
Unless you are elephant woman people will try to comfort you no matter what
>>35179437
>Is Squidward /ourguy/?
No, Patrick is.
>Fat
>Dumb
>Lives under a rock
>Only hangs out with an autistic kid
>Thinks he knows about women and when he tried to give advice to his friend it almost killed him
>>35182036
He also makes a great trap.