>he does the virgin walk >he does the virgin eating >he

>>35178233
pls explain what the fuck are those

>he walks manually when approaching a hot gril

>>35178337
>walking manually
By far the best description of the phenomenon

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>>35178233
>he doesnt have the alpha tendon
Pic related on the left

people here will actually fall for this

>>35178461
That is a ligameme, not alpha tendon

>>35178461
I have that. Dunno what it means exactly but I have it.


>>35178233
What the fuck are those things, is that the thing where you walk without moving your arms or something? Because if so that looks fucking stupid and unnatural as hell.

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>he doesn't have a manly iris colour

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>>35178233
how about you do the virgin dick sucking hot lips

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>he has the virgin Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>he does the virgin ankle crack when he stands up

Out of all the times I've seen someone reference the Virgin walk, no one explains what it is. I'm convinced that it doesn't exist and is just a meme.

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>>35178803
>he doesn't know

EL OH EL

>>35178461
That is the Palmaris longus muscle, which is absent in about 14 percent of the population, I believe

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>>35178233
>he does the virgin penetration into vagina
>then he does the virgin fucking
>after that he does the virgin cumming
Biggest redflag. I hope nobody does that.

>He does the virgin operating a smelting furnace

>He does the virgin being afraid to call a girl by her name

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>he has the virgin jaw
Any hope for me?
Pic related

>>35179422
You have the virgin haircut.

>he does the virgin throat-clearing

unironically the easiest way to spot one

>>35179422
This is the 3rd time I've seen this picture today. How many more threads do you need to post on until you get the approval you need? You vapid pretentious pajeet/arab/desi/ whatever the fuck you are faggot.

All of this is real. Somehow whenever I meet new coworkers they know I'm a virgin within a week.

>>35178803

Funnily enough the virgin walk is the only one of thkse that isnt a meme

>walking fast
>looking at the ground
>barely moving arms

Pretty much how eugene walks

>he does the virgin hokey pokey

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>>35180116
Whatsa matter Anon you sound salty and jealous

>>35179679
Elaborate.

But do so originally.

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he doesn't know what the

>virgin walk
>virgin accent
>virgin laugh
>virgin stance
>virgin hair
>virgin breathing
>virgin eating
>virgin smile
>virgin dance
>virgin shoe
>virgin glasses
>virgin phone
>virgin knuckle crack
>virgin eye contact
>virgin stare

is

>>35178233
This coming from 2 roastie whores

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There are people on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who has done one or more of the following:
>Virgin nosepicking
>Virgin card-shuffling
>Virgin typing
>Virgin laughing
>Virgin throat singing
>Virgin wrestling
>Virgin raped
>Virgin birthing
>Virgin cooking

Fucking hell

>>35181251

Yeah you would kill to stick your tiny picker in them you faggot

>>35179679
I cleared my throat when I read this

>>35179422
Not really, considering you're flexing so hard to try to have a big jaw. Weak chin m8

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>>35181258
>>Virgin throat singing
Okay this one got me

>>35181287
How do I unfaggot myself

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>>35178461
2 appear when I do that, what does that mean?

>>35181847
You are double alpha like me.

>>35181258
>been practicing throat singing for years and thought it was a great talent to have
FUCK

>>35180672
>he doesn't know about virgin throat-clearing

listen to people clearing their throats and it'll be obvious

>>35181917
Don't let him get you down, anon, throat singing is cool, just don't do it like a virgin.