A-anyone wants to be my gf...? I need affection and love and

>>35177514
No. Because you're a loser. You think you can come here and say "pls be my gf" being such loser?

No, you're totally wrong, love yourself first, motherfucker.

>>35177578
i-is that a yes?~ :3

Not a woman, sorry.

>gf
In your case, this means "gravity friend".
Figure out my meaning on your own.

>>35177634
No, are you fucking stupid?

I'm not even a woman.

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Any girl want a pet? You could beat and abuse me as long as you give me a place to stay with an internet connection.

>>35177671
noose

roblocks

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>>35177514
you seem kinda cute
if you're fine with a girl (male) ill think about it~