Tell me about that time you went to your school dance. were

Girls didn't dress that whorish when I went to school.

I was too busy trying to sell my ADHD meds to people to give a shit what girls were doing

>>35176167
Were you jealous chad only wanted those beautiful girls in the skimpy dresses blowing him and not you?

Why do parents let their daughters dress like prostitutes?

I only went to one and it was my senior prom.

>"friend" constantly bragging he got a date
>Rubs it in my face and other's friends'
>He buys her a 300$+ dress, flowers, chocolates, rents a limo, and her tickets
>She ditches him at the door
>He sulks and throws autistic tantrums the entire night

I would've felt sorry for him IF he wasn't such an insufferable cunt the entire month leading up to the prom

>>35176167
Was only ever allowed to go to my prom but it was a disaster as I was not allowed to bring a girl (mother was completely insane and a controlling factor in my life).

As fate would have it, I was actually the only person who did not have a date. I know this because the DJ called all the couples up to the dance floor and I looked around and saw I was the only person still sitting that wasn't a chaperone. Then the DJ just had to blast over the mic:
>Hey guy sitting! Get up here with your girl it's time to dance! Where's your girl? ... Ok alright his girl's in the bathroom or something. I guess she's in the bathroom.

Was fucking mortified and spent the rest of the night glued to my phone and bribing the bar tenders to give me hard liquor. Though there were some girls there who were clearly trying to get me to dance with them but I was just fucking hollow and the last thing I needed was anyone's pity.

Thanks for unearthing that shitty memory, OP. You have a fine fucking day as well.

>>35176167
>those beautiful girls

those girls are not beautiful. they are ugly.

I really don't like the way women dress and do makeup these days.

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>It's Prom season again ALREADY

FUCK. These threads are insufferable. How is it already that time of year again

Last year there were like 5 prom threads up at any given time on this board

Never went to one. I hate the process of getting ready and going home late at night. And most people i know never went so there is no point to me.

I'm so glad school dances aren't a thing outisde of USA

>>35176167
Honestly, not really. I was too focused on my grades and the few group of robot friends I had to care. Maybe a little bit in the beginning but you get over it.

>>35176167
Fat chick a grade above me asked me to go with her, and since I already had a suit, I did. I got to learn to dance so that was pretty neat, and she was thankful that she didn't have to go alone.

>>35176167
True robots didn't go the the school dance

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>went to 7th grade Mardi Gras ball with the weirdest, gangly mofo in school
>we stood around, tried to not make eye-contact with each other
>people would come up to us and congratulate us for whatever reason
>start to realize they think us two freaks attending the dance is ridiculous
>my date smelled musty and had clammy hands
>there wasn't food there

>>35176167
>Going to school dances


Normies please go away.

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>>35176167

>Junior year
>one kid in our group finally gets a gf
>friends decide to go some dance together with them
>not sure what it was for or even when it was in the school year
>I go with because I have nothing else to do
>we all show up at our school, buy tickets and enter
>kid with gf almost immediately runs off with her toward her friends
>the rest of us just kind of stand near the entrance
>a mob of autistic-looking dudes in their normal school clothes
>nobody sure what to do, just start talking to each other
>a small group of the autistic rave kids walk up to us
>some of us are... kinda friends, I guess
>mostly females and two orbiters
>some of the girls pair off with some of us
>led off by one of the girls to elsewhere
>she was one of the first girls to talk to me when I moved to the area 4 years prior*
>we talk awkwardly for a bit, probably both realizing we're not sure what to do now
>one of her friends calls us back over
>everyone was dancing suddenly
>explicitly remember hearing Lil Jon's hit "Get Low" (AW, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, AW SKEET, SKEET, GOD ????, GOD ????"
>we go over and begin
>I'm flailing around because I don't really know how to dance
>people in our group notice this and they all crowd around us
>GO AN-ON, GO AN-ON, GO AN-ON
>not sure if they were making fun of me or not
>my sick breakin' was better than what my autist-bros had though
>song ends
>I stop dancing immediately

>little later, just me and the dudes
>snow cones and soda and shit
>we leave the dance and stand in the parking lot a bit and start talking about video games or some shit
>we start breaking off and going home
>a couple of us lie in the back of another kid's pickup as he drops each of us off
>was a bretty gud night
>get home to see mom
>"Anon? You're back already?"
>look at the time, confused
>it had only been about an hour

*That girl would later claim me as bf, but I fucked that up a week or so in

>be 13
>girl I like wants me to go to school dance
>get a cab because parents won't drive me
>retard cabbie misses the highway exit
>I now have no idea where I am
>first time alone in a cab, I'm crying and freaking out
>cabbie doesn't speak english, starts yelling at me in chinese
>ride around back alley roads for two hours with a screaming chinese cabbie before I see a landmark I recognize
>manage to guide the moron home
>run to my room and cry
>he waits outside and refuses to leave until my parents pay him for the two hour drive
>"hey why didn't you come to the dance we had a great time you should have been there"
>don't talk to anyone for the rest of the year

>>35176356
Hah what an idiot

>>35176167
I've only been to one dance in 8th grade, and I stayed in the bathroom 90% of the time. I never went to any dances after that. How can normalfags enjoy dances? It baffles me.

>8th grade
>everyone dancing
>didn't like the music
>didn't know anyone
>got a weird sugar rush from drinking soda that made me act more autistic

>never went to homecoming or prom because of this

>>35176167
The only non-prom dance I went to was in the 8th grade

Breanna Lewis's dress was my introduction to the female body, I still have never seen a dress so trashy

She got pregnant twice and Im pretty sure she dropped out junior year

>middle school
>some really cute girl looked me in the eyes and told me "I like you"
>didn't know how to respond at the time and I don't remember how I did
>all I remember was she said it with this really cute smile that melted my heart
>I realized I liked her too but I was too retarded to tell her
>I'm such a fuckwit that this awkward relationship continued all throughout middleschool
>8th grade prom came, I didn't go
>I could tell she was heartbroken because she told me wanted to dance with me
>switch schools because reasons, I didn't tell her
>never see her again
>a year later she tries messaging me on normiebook asking where I've gone
>I didn't respond because I felt miserable for how I treated her

And that was my only experience with the opposite sex.

I'm 21 now.

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>>35176167
>only one of my friends went to prom
>he was 22
>his gf was 17

We called him a pedo for years. Now he's married and I haven't seen him in a while.

>homecoming 10th grade
>dragged there by girl
>weren't dating, more of a group of friends thing
>had fun
that's about it

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>>35176167
>that time you went to your school dance
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>>35176356
What were his initials? Sounds a lot like my friend.

>>35176167
uhhh, last time i went to a school dance was in 8th grade. i dont really remember anything about it.

>>35179595
in england when I was 15 all the stacies had bf's over 20. fucking pedoland this is.

>>35176167
>Tell me about that time you went to your school dance.
>you went to your school dance.
>implying

>autist friend and I were planning to go dressed as mexicans
>I didnt go
>he went all alone being a mexican
he turned out to be a sjw so it's ok

>>35176167
>had a group of friends with 2 other guys and 2 girls
>the 4 of them went to homecoming without me because I was the shortest and prob ugliest guy
>no one even asked me about it
>they ended up making out in the car, they even swapped the girls around for extra practice
>they were hot girls too, 7/10 roughly

Holy fuck I haven't been reminded of this feel in a while. Looking back it was pretty messed up.

Honestly you should kill yourself if you've ever gone to one of these.

>>35179493
>fags like you get chances like this and turn it down
>i dont even get a chance

fuk u

>>35179824
Another one

>different dance coming up
>some girl on the bus tells me her friend wants me to ask her to the dance
>shocked, I barely knew her. She was a 6-7/10
>get really excited, tell mom when I get home
>she's so happy for me, we go out to Kohls to but a cheap suit and some shoes
>couple days go by, I was planning to ask her the next day
>girl comes back, says not to do it anymore, Im assuming someone else asked her but not sure
>crushed

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No such thing as a "school dance" in straya instead we have "the social", no pairing up of guys/girls just a theme and a shitty DJ

Since 18 year olds can drink here as well, they have super strict alcohol rules but everyone just gets drunk beforehand

>Theme is characters
>???
>Think it'd be funny to go as vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuc9frxacfE
>This shit was super popular at my school
>Hi-vis, fake beard, shorts, can do the accent really well
>Me and a mate went halves on a goony and snuck some of it in a 7up bottle (goon is box wine, the cheapest of alcohol)
>We get there late, reeking of piss but the retards let us in anyway
>Couple songs in, go for a smoke in the toilets
>Teachers come in, (thought they weren't allowed to) and tell us to come with them, finish the smoke, flush it lmao
>Still in character, sitting in principles office, he rings my dad even though I live out of home
>"Hi Mr Anon, it's The_Principle, I've got Anon here at Anonymous High and he's quite intoxicated"
>*Silence as my dad responds*
>"Well it is a problem!"
>Get picked up by my dad, eat shapes and pass out on the couch
>Landed myself a 3 day suspension so I just took the whole week off and played vidya

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>>35176167
Do mandatory dances in PE count? I had to do scottish country dancing every year until second year of highschool, so 14. My partner that was forced to pair with me fucked off and never took part so I had to go with someone else. Even the PE teachers didn't know what the fuck to do, pretty much knew I was destined to be alone then. At least the dancing is fun. Thank fuck showing up to some shitty prom wasn't mandatory.

>>35179493
Hey I had the same experience except I'm a fembot.

I rode on the party bus with my friends. There were 16 girls on the bus, 18 guys. Me and two other guys were the only ones without dates. Two girls made out right in front of me, then one gave one of the guys without a date a lapdance. Then later that same girl asked me why I wasn't up dancing and having fun. So I danced with her on the bus for a minute than she stopped and went back to dancing with the guy she gave a lapdance to.

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>2003 on my 17th
>Get invited by a friend and her family to this Christmas dance/disco at her school
>Figured I would go because I might enjoy it
>Spent the majority of the night sitting in out of the way places or just outside the building wishing I was back at home

>>35176273
Maybe, for like a minute.

>>35176167
>implying I went to any social events through my school

went to one in 6th grade
no girls danced with me and I left early
that was the only dance I ever went to

>>35176167
I went in full goth makeup. I felt really pleased with how I looked that night. I think some chav hit me, and the teachers did nothing.

>>35176167
I didnt go to my school prom thank god

I didn't cause I didn't have anyone to take. Looking back at my old end of year highschool, none of them were good.

There was like, less than 5 'good' looking girls and they all had bad qualities. One had a cute face but was fat as fuck. Not THICC in anyway, just fat, Also she hated me so lel.

One was ultimate stacey, and another was a druggie now turned coal burner which fucking hurts to look at cause she was fairly redpilled before.

Highschool was shit.

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My prom was actually an enjoyable experience. It was the night I said "fuck it" and discovered the true secret to happiness is to not be a pussy. Too bad I went straight back to being a pussy afterwards.

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>be me at 16
>pretty faggy
>like girl
>she succ all guys she dates
>nice.jpeg
>wait until random shit dance fags have
>ask her rejected.jpeg
>wanna die tho I still go.
>she dates this guy who is cuckarino. Bought her a dress and shoes
>full cuck.jpeg
>she and him are not seen for awhile.
>someone walked into a steamy bang and they got suspended
>mfw it was me who walked in

im lonely.

>>35179997
Holy fuck, PE country dances. I hated that shit so much. I remember one year in particular that stuck with me
> be 12 or so years old
>teacher says she is gonna pair up people at random
>sorta happy because at least this means I will have a pair this time around, I usually was the only one left alone in school
>get paired up with this girl from another class who was very popular because she was the first one to develop tits
>not really my type so I'm not interested, but decide I will try to be nice and befriend her in my own, autistic way
>turns out she already knows who I am, aparently my autism and gross looks made me infamous without me realising it
>she meets me with an expression of actual disgust and then avoided me for the rest of the month
I will never forget that shit. I wasn't even interested in her but she had to make sure to show me that she was disgusted by my presence anyway. Girls are pure fucking evil.

>Literally have the hottest date to prom
>Everyone in my class told me post-prom they were thinking of stealing my date since I wasn't being so intense dancing on her
>took her home when post-prom was taking to long to start up
>Kiss her hand at the door, leave

I didn't try anything because she was my future sister-in-law and it felt weird. I still sorta date her.

>>35176167
>implying I went to prom

>>35176167
I never went to my school dance.

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>>35180690
Bang her.jpeg

>>35179687
His initial was U., faggot. It was U.

>>35176167
i went with your dad's butthole and i TOTALLY fingered him. like, 3rd knuckle. (ps he's not very good at wiping)

Didn't go to the school dance. I sat on my roof and listened to smashing pumpkins instead

>>35180725
I probably would have but we don't text often. According to our mutual friend she's been waiting for me to be more aggressive. At this point, I don't know if she's already taken though.

>>35180831
i went to the dance and afterwards i roofied her and smashed to listening pumpkins

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>>35176167
>was homeschooled
>had almost no social interaction throughout my adolescence
>my parents, the sadists that they are, pay for me and my brother to go to a highschool prom for homeschooled kids
>he takes his gf
>I, having been abused for having relationships in the past, take no one
>in a cheap dress
>covered in acne
>don't know how to wear makeup
>don't know how to walk in heels
>don't know how to dance
>look like an absolute fucking fool
>have no social skills whatsoever
>no one asks me to dance
>I try and find somewhere to hide, and my brother finds me
>tries to drag me out
>have severe, untreated OCD, and having horrible homicidal and necrophilic intrusive thoughts and urges so strong I nearly start crying
>I have suppressed the rest of the night it was so painful

It was the only dance I went to as a child/teenager and it was the last.

>>35179824
You were the loser and missed out on a 4some. They didn't just make out, they all fucked

>>35179912
People found out she liked you and she mercilessly bullied for liking a beta such as you

>>35179687

His name was J. Alexander and this happened back in 2011

>>35181068
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING UGLY ASS ROASTIE

>>35181607
Oh no, I cleared up my skin, learned how to take care of my appearance and am now perfectly good looking.

As a teenager I was fucking hideous though.

lol mine was really early on in high school

>wanted to ask a chick
>had liked her for years
>Friend helped me muster up the courage
>She said yea because she wanted to go with someone, and nobody had asked her
>Excited as fuck
>go out shopping for new clothes and got a haircut
>go to the dance
>She doesn't want to talk to me or make conversation
>i am a really cringey, awkward faggot who has no self esteem yet
>whatever at least this is a cool ti-
>Look over
>friend who helped me is grinding on her to a song
>After dance he says "I did everything you should've"
>fuckin kills me inside

First experience with a girl, made me really bitter until I learned to stop being a retard.

I only went to one, in middle school
was bored, my feet hurt, so I walked home

>>35181781
>Oh no, I cleared up my skin, learned how to take care of my appearance and am now perfectly good looking.
>Being this delusional

LMAO If you were really attractive, you'd give me your throwaway, but you won't cause you're an ugly ass bitch

>>35181861
>he thinks that anyone in their right mind would give their contact information to an inflammatory, childish name-caller
You have far better chances with bottom-barrel girls with no self-esteem. Maybe someone who has no self-respect would entertain you.

>>35176167
I danced with a girl and touched her outside of her shorts where her vagina was.
Then the (imo) hottest girl in the school asked me for a dance and let me touch her butt.
I touched a lot of butts at school dances and it was fun.
But I never lost my virginity, or did anything with a girl, or ever texted girls, or kissed them, hugged them, etc.
Honestly not even bragging, they never wanted anything to do with me, but they let me touch their asses for some reason???
idk man it was really weird, like a club or something.

>>35181919
F-fuck you ugly bitch

>>35181919
high school must be terrible for girls.
I can't imagine being a girl and having agency, must be terrible.

>>35176167
>all the girls showed up in heels
>most girls took them off and walked around barefoot the whole time

>be me
>want nothing more but dem feet
>never had a gf through high school
>cry a lot

What's a school "dance" in america? Prom?

Because in Ireland it's called the formal and it's like a big leaving party for the students in their last year of secondary school.

It was probably one of the best nights of my life tbdesu, but I was disappointed I didn't pull a grill because it's probably the easiest night to do it because everyone was drunk. (Still a KHHV).

It also saddened me the day after as it put in perspective that high school was ending in a few months and it made me really fucking sad as I really enjoyed school. I know most robots don't enjoy school, but if you told me I could repeat that last year with the same group of people I'd snap your fucking hand off.

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>Starting to regret not going to prom

Why was I such a beta? There were multiple girls I could've asked and they would've said yes, one girl even asked me if I was going, but like a true beta, I yelled out no and ignored her.

>>35182496

Same here, bro. Asked two girls and gave up after. Could have asked tomboy best friend or weird girl from work but didn't.

>>35182568
ARE THERE NO MORE (You)s????

>Be robot in a Chad body
>Football coach always trying to neg me into joining team
>Girls always lose interest as soon as I open my mouth
>Couldn't find a date to homecoming
>Went stag in a nice suit and got some compliments that didn't feel patronizing.
>I fill up a suit nicely with my broad shoulders
>Older girl tries to steer me towards dance floor and I sperg out and resist.
>A different girl gets me to dance
>Choke back a few tears
>Go home and have weird fevre dream about swirling dancers(think the ball scene in Labyrinth)
>Wake up and I've had a wet dream

never went because I don't even know how to dance. what are you even supposed to do, the latest nigger dance?

>>35182747
Da ooga booga programz

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>>35182568
I brought 2 girls to my senior prom.

mfw no idea how that happened

>>35182747
The dances I went to there wasn't any actual dancing and people just socialized until a slow song came up.

You grab the girl by the sides, she puts her arms around your shoulders and you both sway from side to side.

This is, of course assuming your school wasn't full of niggers and was mostly white

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>>35176167
>slow song
>desperate
>ask fat chick
>suddenly tongue in my mouth
>instant regret

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>>35176762
>not a thing outside USA

Canada here, you're very wrong

wish we had more, they were comfy if you had some friends to talk to (nobody actually danced ever)

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>>35176167
It was long time ago, it was before 4chin was even created.

I was avg ugly shy guy, I was support walls whole night while looking at my oneitis from time time while she was dancing with chads whole night. Most of the time there I would day dream about different version of me, where I was 10/10, dance master, confident charismatic chad.

KEK

>8th grade graduation
>there was a dance after we graduated and I wasn't planning on going
>everyone outside of school taking pictures after graduation
>talking to friends and they tell e I should go to dance it will fun
>I tell my parents and they let me stay
>rest of the night is spent with my friends in the corner being retards
>they all eventually call their parents and fucking leave while I'm left there without a phone

never should have fucking gone

>>35181068
ha, bitch. gtfo.

>be me
>9th grade
>loner weaboo girl has her friend ask me out
>wasn't gonna go but whatever I had a crush on her for a while
>get there and find girl
>grind for a while
>she disappears
>she her dancing with other dude
>whatever.jpg
>go smoke up behind school
>slut comes up and asks me to dance
>ok
>make out on dance floor
>weeb girl runs up to me with her friends crying
>"how could you just ditch her like that"
>no fucks given
>she was wierd anyway

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>formal
>in suit sweating profusely
>had shitty food and pretty sure punch spiked
>feel like i wanna die but too busy dancing autistically with my ~4 other sperg friends
>first slow song, go to crush who was moving schools, confess and dance (didnt like me like that but slowdanced anyway since she wanted to do it before she left)
>second slow song, get outright rejected, tell them to fuck themselves and move on feeling somehow alpha, go back to friend group
>third slow song, go to one 9/10 stacey friend who i would talk to about dresses and makeup (not even gay)
>dance with her platonically, got dirty looks from chads
>wake up with headache and my ankle sprained
>back to beta life as usual

;~;

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>>35176167
>Be me
>9th grade
>Winter Ball dance
>Stand awkwardly in the corner while every guy, from Chad to normie is grinding on girls
>My Chad-tier friend realizes I never grinded on a girl
>Calls over one of the most popular Stacies in my grade
>qt field hockey player with a fat ass
>"Hey anon, want to dance?"
>horyshet.png
>"Y-yes"
>Start rubbing my crotch all over her ass
>Chad friend is giving me a thumbs up
>She bends over all the way to the floor like a sexy slut
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Can feel her ass cheeks sliding back and forth across my dick
>fug.mp4
>Flips her hair back like a goddess
>hnnng.gif
>Every hormone in my pubescent body starts rushing all at once
>Feel my dick start to get hard
>Shhheeeeeiiitttttt.txt
>Her butt cheeks keep rippling over my now half-erect penis
>benisbleasestob:DDDDD.ppt
>Can't contain erection any longer
>Full on boner rises upwards into her butt
>She feels it
>pleasekillme.bmp
>She hops off my dick, giggling like the Stacy she is
>Feel embarrassed
>Her Stacy friends grinding on other Chads in my sector of the auditorium see her and immediately know what happened
>They all start giggling
>Try to play it off
>Go to the bathroom to take a leak and let the situation cool down
>Run into my Chad friend
>"Haha don't worry about it bro it happens"
>"Heheh, t-thanks for getting Stacy to dance with me man"
>Go back in to the auditorium
>Stand around for another 2 hours while all the Chads hop from Stacy to Stacy and you get no action
>Go to the lunchroom and drink soda and eat supermarket cookies that the parents brought with my beta friends for the rest of the night while the Chads and Stacies slow dance for the last half of the dance
>tfw you didn't dance with another girl for the rest of the night
>tfw all the Stacies knew you popped a boner on the one girl you danced with
>tfw that might be the closest thing to anal sex you'll ever have

JUST

>>35176167

I just hung out with my lesbian friend all night and ended up having fun but I always cried at the end of the night for some reason. She tried to comfort me but I wouldn't let her. I remember one time a Chad tried to record it but she smacked his phone out of his hands. She was really cool.

>>35176433
Goddamn, that that dj was a real fucking asshole.

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>>35176167
Jokes on you faggot, I never went to a single school dance

> mom asked every year of I was going
> "you're not going to homecoming?"
> "you're not going to prom?"
> "Why don't you get some cute girl to go to homecoming with this year?"
> etc.
> get to college
> everyone talks about prom as last once
> out of the hundreds of people I've heard talk about prom, I'm the only one who never went
> always try to stay quiet but not too quiet to avoid undo attention
> years later, at work
> prom dresses come in
> everyone starts talking about prom

Holy shit is prom something that people are going to talk about for the rest of my life?

>>35176263
HAHAHAHA good times, thanks for the memories anon

>be me
>go to homecoming
>see all the people grinding
>thatslame.jpg
>remember all those soul train videos I watched
>start dancing from the soul
>people like it
>people circle around me, cheering me on
>feelsgoodman.jpg

People tell me I can dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bm9hsSojAo

a girl "asked me" of she didnt really ask me cause girls always fucking hint but she said i should go to the dance at our school and i really wasnt attracted to her because she is like 4 feet tall but kinda looks like a stacy

>>35176167
i never went, and it never even occurred to me to go

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>>35176167
>middle school
>8th grade promotion dance
>with closest knit group of knucklehead friends I'd ever had
>my on and off gf was there with us
>the autist squad and I immediately gravitate to games
>in one we had to throw rings on pins
>gf nudges me
>"win me the panda"
>concentrate my minimal athletic skill
>pandaaqcuired.gif
>we stray away from group
>I start talking to her
>"I know thing haven't always worked out, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love you"
>"I do too, anon"
>look into eachother's eyes
>this is it
>my fucking friend barges in
>"BRO I DRANK LIKE TEN COKES"
>laugh it off like it's nothing
>go home
>we go to different schools
>never see her again

I cried that night.

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>>35176167
Yeah, I totally went to a school dance.
Good times.

>8th grade graduation was around three weeks after I got out of the mental hospital
>completely lethargic, didn't give a shit about anything(not the cool kind of not give a shit either)
>graduation rolls around
>10 minutes before school ends the principal makes an announcement
>"in order to graduate you need to attend this mandatory dance at 4:30 to 7:30"
>awshit.mp3
>school ends, walk home though the cemetery like i always did because 2edgy
>jack off, lurk on /v/ for a while, play some Ace of Spades
>walk back to school
>notice that I'm the only one who didn't dress formal for the graduation
>I didn't even bother change out of the clothes I wore at school
>"ahaha anon you look homeless"
>"I knew anon was too poor to afford nice clothes"
>sit at table with some failed normalfag in complete silence watching AMV Hell videos on my iPod and listening to faggot emo music to drown out disgrace while people snicker in my direction
>go home and waste away online as usual

Senior prom is next year and I'll either be working overtime in wageslavery during it or playing vidya. I plan on skipping graduation also.

>>35176489
yeah, what happened to class?
the make up is the worst

>>35178933
AW, SKEET, SKEET MOTHER FUCKER
AW, SKEET, SKEET, GOD DAMN

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>>35183673
Hey, that's actually not too bad anon. Reminds me of that one time I accidentally grinded with a girl for two seconds.

>>35185386
It felt so good man. If only I wore briefs instead of boxers I might have enjoyed that ass even longer.

God I miss high school sometimes.