And now a haiku: Oh shit I'm sorry. The woods, the pines,

>>35175867
I wish i could find that porno

Alright, haiku thread then:

Normie, get out.
Get out.
Re.

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Peaceful woodland piss
Pull on it hard, the skin rips
Rustling bushes

>>35175948
they're supposed to be 5-7-5 syllables and relate to nature and the seasons

my father taught me
how not to rip the skin, here
let me show you

>>35175867
A limerick for you since I'm not a weeb.

Another thread by a gay OP
whose tastes were as faggy as can be
he watches gay porn
from the night to the morn
and for some reason shares that with me

>>35176052
What a shitty haiku anon, apply yourself.

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Come now, infinite
Stretch beyond the borders, see:
all made all with none

>>35175890
originalo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJ8BzbCspI

How not to rip skin:
Try using someone's mouth.
Can you please show me?

>>35176084
Beautiful. I cried.

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Quiet woodland breeze
Large dick pisses shamelessly
Good advice Daddy

>>35175867
Daddy taught me how
Not to rip off my dick skin
Use your mouth like this

I have shit my pants.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
Heh. Poopoo. Peepee.

>>35176199
I meanthe realporn. Fuck the acting