>you wake up groggy from being drugged >you're in

Fall into the water, look around, see nothing, drown

Not much else to do in your adventure story, op

be happy
and very original too,am i spoiling right?

>>35175446
You wouldn't drown cause nothing is holding you under though

I can't swim. I die.

>>35175529
How can you not swim? It's literally just moving your legs and arms

>>35175520
you obviously dont know how this works

>>35175520
Yeah well I'm in the middle of the Atlantic ocean at night

Not gonna last long either way. A few hours? Maybe even a day?

>>35175520
How to spot an autist.

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>>35175563
How to spot a retard

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>>35175547
>>35175548
>>35175563

>people don't know how to float on their back

how retarded are you guys?

>>35175639
You're on the ATLANTIC OCEAN

What does it matter if you're Michael Phelps?

You're not going to get anywhere. You're going to drown in less than a day if you don't have something to float on.

And if not, the sun will eat you and the saltwater will dehydrate you until you're a raisin.

>>35175639
>what are waves
the ocean aint like a pool nigga

>>35175678
>what are swimming to the flat spots

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>>35175667
>he thinks I can't swim to the bottom of the ocean, find a broken shit, fix it up and sail it away

holy shit have you even made it to 2nd grade yet?

>>35175667
>what are boats
>what is binding drift wood to make a raft
>what is using wood and seaweed as a strainer for saltwater
>what is raft fishing

>>35175767
And one more time,

You're on THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

It's WATER
A SHITLOAD OF WATER
And nothing else

Unless you have a luck that defies extremely improbable numbers (0.00001%?) there will not be ANYTHING for miles and miles and miles.

>>35175767
Do you really think oceans are filled with boats and life and wood and food?
The surface of any ocean is 99.999% completely devoid of anything whatsoever

>>35176002
>>35176037
If we're in a fucking helicopter we won't be in the middle of the ocean, most likely we'll be dropped somewhere close to land. That means there's a higher chance of finding something to float on

>>35176258
Even then, what else is there to do?
>get dropped
>look around
>if you see something, swim towards it
>if it's too far away, you drown
>if you don't see anything, you drown
>if you reach the thing, hurrah! Now your suffering is prolonged
>float on the thing for a few days
>die of dehydration
unless you magically find a boat filled with water, survival gear, an able crew, and fuel, in which case you head towards the Bahamas, of course