>Wow anon I love your accent, British guys are so dreamy!

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Is this real or that just a meme created by Sherlock and Dr Who?
Hope it is, Britain has some terrible women.
>tfw no qt Euro gf to travel with
>tfw no obsessive Anglophile Yank gf
>tfw no quick witted Aussie gf to tease me

I HATE THIS COUNTRY I WANT A FOREIGN GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35174420
this so much
i want a qt american gf

>>35174420
it was a meme that became real thanks to Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones etc

we now have a generation of nerdy girls obsessed with British accents

>>35174495
this

it wasn't a thing 10 years ago but hollywood latched onto it

be me born in the U.K. moved to the U.S. have a habit of going between a non accented American to British I've had Australian as well so I've been told

>Tfw lonely English virgin
>Go clubbing in Stockholm
>literally every girl was swooning over my accent
>lose v to a blonde swede

And now I'm not a robot anymore

I'm a pretty posh sounding poncy southerner and was in the U.S for 10 weeks late last year. I can confirm that this is no meme.

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>>35174252
>tfw Scottish
>have to talk slow and dumb like a retard for foreigners to understand me


crack the joke then motherfucker i dare you

>>35175516
How'd you move to the US? It's hard as hell and the only real way unless you're a doctor or physicist is through marriage

>>35175597
i cannae ondarstahnd yew weyn yew talc liek taht

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Can confirm this.

I worked in the US and Australia for 5 years.

Cecil Rhodes was right lads, we truly won the lottery of life. Keeping up your accent, extending your vocab and perfecting your diction is far more important than lifting when abroad for the true sons of Albion.

Be proud boys, we earned it.

Iktf.

>be british
>never get much female attention normally
>go travelling to US, califonia
>walking with my big ol' backpack at night heading to greyhound station, looking breddy good (7/10 manlet) and wearing a bandanna tied horizontally around my head to keep my medium length hair in place
>2 girls in a car pull over and say "we love your hair :)"
>walk over to them, say thanks and start talking
>they notice my accent and look very amused
>ask where i'm from
>"UK"
>"oh my god you're british?!"
>one of them literally covers her mouth and starts half-seriously hyperventilating and leans back a bit so i can't see her
>probably could've fugged them both then and there

Felt fucking amazing, like I was a celebrity or something. I wonder what it's like living in the US as a brit

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>>35174252
>tfw dutch
>tfw have developed an english accent but it's a weird mix between dutch accent and english
>tfw it sounds fucking amazing and my voice is sexy af
Honestly I'm thinking of moving to an english-speaking country just so that I can impress people with my amazing voice.

>>35174252

>tfw Yorkshire accent

Why even live bros?

I'm from Manchester and all i get is "omg you sound like Oasis" fucking kill me

>>35174470
I'll let you have one of these whores if you give me a chav gf
and give me your foreskin too

>>35175629
I wish everycunt spoke as fast as we did

keep up slowpokes

>>35175656
When I was staying with some yankee friends in Ball State we were chilling in the canteen when this girl hears my accent, runs up and demands I get a picture with her.

I love how she now has a picture of her hugging this random, pasty, skinnyfat guy who she never saw again.

>>35175699
You think you want a chav but you really don't, it's just fetishism for you.

>>35175699
You don't want a chav gf

british women are hideous

there's a reason we have miserable birth rates.

>>35175675
If it makes you feel any better, Yorkshire accents, particularly East Yorkshire accents are considered the most trustworthy and kindly in the country. I say this as a Londoner.

>>35175739
I had this in a few bars in Richmond VA, Baltimore and Manhattan. You're a real novelty over there.

>scandinavian
>basically learned english using the internet
>spent years in a british fighting game community and talking in their teamspeak server
>accent turned is a sickening mix between british and scandinavian
>feel bad whenever I have to speak english since someone always comments on how strange I sound

Kill me lads

>>35175771
>british women are hideous

Depends where you are in the country. The underclass have horrible Jeremy Kyle-tier women, while places like Esher, Harrogate and York have 10/10s walking around all over the place. It's presumably a legacy of the old class system.

>>35175663
>tfw it sounds fucking amazing and my voice is sexy af
You probably sound like a retard

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>>35175597
>have to repeat myself at times since people didn't understand a single thing
>they still don't understand

This region is a curse on the voice.

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>>35175772
I had to show this chick my passport because she didn't believe I was actually English.

Turns out there are American guys who will fake our accents to pick up girls and so there's this stigma.

>tfw jelly yanks get shit for trying to be replicate the masterrace while I got a blowjob in the bathroom by flashing my passport.

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>>35175835
I can;t stop laughing at that image.

>>35175772
>Yorkshire accent
>Kind
Fuck that mate Yorkshire's the country's serial murder capital.

>Go to New York
>Me and friends are inside videogame, comic merchandise and posters etc store
>looking around and talking
>cashier comes up to us and says 'oh my god are you from britain?'
>literally shocked we exist
>say yeah
>she starts saying that's really cool and how she really likes dr who
>all of us just kinda standing there while she blurts all this out

My other mate who was raised in Liverpool got none of this. Everyone just think he sounds retarded.

>>35175771
>We
Fuck off pajeet, don't be spiteful no girl wants you except your own putrid ilk.

>>35175846
>tfw jelly yanks get shit for trying to be replicate the masterrace while I got a blowjob in the bathroom by flashing my passport.

Can you explain how this went down?

>>35175675
EY UP

My uncles from yorkshire. it's hilarious.

>>35175885
Clearly never met a Yorkshire man then, lad. They are some of the friendliest people I've met. Although I might be biased towards them because of my granddad being a Yorkshire man and all

>>35175885
Only in pakiland. Any white person speaking with an 'ull accent or is from somewhere from Huddersfield is generally considered trustworthy.

My mum has a East Riding accent and moved down to the south in the 80s. She spent years trying to hide the accent since she was embarrassed to have it and so spent years speaking with a posh generic accent. She's slowly learning to not be ashamed of it though since people actually like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzAD2GLfaNU

>>35174252
London accent =/= Manc, Scottish, Welsh, Devon, Brummie and other accents

>>35175927
Nigger I'm as white as fucking snow.

If you think British women are attractive you're deluded. there's a reason our ancestors colonized foreign countries.

>>35175984
Londoners don't sound posh. They generally sound like 'ello luv ahm frahm saff landan mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGFknyGKtao

I think you're thinking more of the generic Home Counties received pronunciation inspired accent.

>>35175984
Most London accents are shite though. Got to go outside of London to find a decent accent.

>>35175885
You mean gtr Manchester lad

>>35175675
>east midlands accent
just end it all

>>35175935
Alright
>Go to bar with 3 friends who I worked at a summer camp with the year prior
>Second day of my trip so time to drink hard
>Become a social butterfly talking to any and every girl because America feels like some fantasy video game world instead of reality and I don't feel real
>This one girl accuses me of being fake
>I show my passport for proof
>She explains how guys pretend to be Brits to get girls
>'So the accent must be a winner if guys will try and copy it'
>'Yeah it's sexy as fuck'
>Boingaloing downstairs
>Rub up her legs under the table while talking
>Proceed to makeout
>She drags me to the dancefloor away from my mates
>Grinding and making out continues
>She leads me to the girl's bathroom
>My first blowjob on a toilet seat commences
>Have fun but internally wish for cocaine
>Go back to dance floor
>Say I'm gonna get some drinks
>Meet up back with mates and vape some weed in the car park, leaving her in there
>Go back to mate's house
Not that interesting of a story but you asked fella.

>Welsh accent

I swear, every American girl I've ever met has fallen in love with me by voice alone.

Shame I can't sing though.

Do British girls like American accents? American accents are very plain so I am not sure.

>>35175996
Nigger are you a retard? We didn't fuck the natives at the rate the Spanish did.

The anglosphere wasn't built on the backs of aboriginal, red indian, eskimo or maori women, we kept the main family pure while giving the natives the odd rape baby for a laugh on the side.

>>35176202
>Do British girls like American accents?
No
>>35176173
>Welsh accent
Everyone likes a nice Welsh accent as long as it's not from the valley

>>35176210
this entire sentence reeks of pure autism

>>35176173

I almost went to Aberystwyth uni in an attempt to pick up a Welsh accent

>>35176173
>Shame I can't sing though.

Then what good are you?

>>35176202
I've been asked that by a lot of american guys and said yes to give them a confidence boost even though I don't actually think it's true.

Last american friend I had stay over didn't get laid the whole week and a half he was here which is unheard of for a limey in yankee town.

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>tfw neutral american 'accent'

I'll never have anyone compliment my accent or what country I'm from. I have nothing to be proud of either, no proper history or culture, just a garbled mess. All our that our country's known for is death, political subversion and rampant destruction all throughout the Globe.

It feels bad man. It hurts on the inside. You don't understand. At the rate our society is going, painful times are surely ahead.

>>35176202
If you go somewhere really remote like scilly you'll get attention but in general not too much.

if you want pussy go to china or russia. american accents there get a lot of attention.

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>tfw french accent

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>>35176242
>Lose argument
>Call opponent an autist

>>35175772

I used to live in London, but it isn't a place for a working class family anymore.
I will try and move back and pick up my accent after I finish my accounting qualification.

>>35176304
Only americans think American accents are neutral. Americans extend Vowels like e and pronounce their I's a E's.

I find American accents really hot myself

>>35176202
Not really no, don't know much about american accents but southerners sound a bit better, wouldn't expect anything if I were you.

>>35176304
>All our that our country's known for is death, political subversion and rampant destruction all throughout the Globe.
Cheers for constantly keeping the heat off us old bean, thanks to your nation's bombastic approach to foreign policy all eyes turn to you as we do our sadistic sneaky shit undetected.

>>35176123
Thanks for sharing that, lad

>>35176331
Not the guy you're replying to.

i just think you're autistic.

>>35176330
Why are you happy about that? It's an awful accent.

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>go on holiday to america
>get loads more matches on Tinder because I said I was English
>said matches are way better looking than the few I'd get back home
>get off with a qt Brazilian Britaboo

And all with my thick Manc accent too. My only regret is I went to a comic con and didn't go to the speed dating. The amount of girls in Tardis dresses there, I would have felt like ultrachad for once in my life.

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>>35176330
>go to France on holiday
>Women barely give me any attention

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35176390
>It's an awful accent
Not if your english is correct and you add confidence in your voice despite not speaking your native language

>>35176406
>Wanting the attention of hairy frogs
Spaniards and Germans are ten times better.

>>35176462
Anyone is better than frog eaters

>>35176050
hinckley is a shithole

British accent is all well and good, but an Irish accent will steal your girl every time, unfortunately.
>tfw had an Australian accent growing up in Sydney
>lost it when I moved back to Yorkshire
>have weird accent with no defining traits and I can't even make bitches wet with a Jon Snow impression

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>>35176399
>comiccon speed dating

This is a thing?

>>35176462
Nah i like French Women. They sound cute when they speak broken english. German women are cute as well.

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>>35176477
I've eaten a couple of frogs in my time

>>35176496
The irish will steal your rooftiles too if you're not careful.

What are American's views on Manchester accents, or northern accents in general?

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>>35176496
>but an Irish accent will steal your girl every time, unfortunately.

What a load of tripe

If she has a fantasy of being fucked by Father Dougal, maybe.

>>35175597
The worst thing about scots is that you insist on typing in your accent on social media for some reason. Then some normies post a bunch of pictures of Scots telling poor jokes on Twitter in their type-accents and hail it as "OMG FUNNIEST THING EVER"

>>35176500
Yeah, when I went the LGBTQ one was going on and the hetero one wasn't for another hour so I went back to the hotel.

Also these videos show the type that go i.e. qt girls and kinda dodgy looking lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5iwGApwLM

>>35176529
>The irish will steal your rooftiles too if you're not careful.
That's only the pikeys. It's more likely to be gypos as well.

French beats you my cuck counterpart friendo

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>tfw australian accent

one upped lads

>>35176558
>Yeah, when I went the LGBTQ one was going on
Not going and fucking some "bi" girl

>>35176559
>Irish
>Pikey
>Gypo
All those words mean the exact same thing mate.

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Having a Geordie accent is hard work.

No one believes you're english, they all think your Irish/Scottish or Australian for some reason.

However the benefits are that the Geordie stigma is left behind on the British Isles and people talk to me as if I am a human being.

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>>35176550
It is pretty funny, anon. Don't be such a miserable git.

>>35175695
Where about in Manchester anon? Salford here.

You pasty cunts will always get cucked by aussies.

>>35175996
I grew up in saff east landan and moved to devon a few years ago. My accents mellowed out and got a bit of a janner twang but certain words bring it out. I cant say London without putting three A's in there and people always take the piss. Good for a bit of banter though

>>35175675
m8, put on a Sean bean job and fuck everything

>>35176583
I think they would haved paired me up with guys

>>35176595
Pikey refers to irish travellers. Gypo refers to roma gypsies.

>>35176575
>Being proud of that nasally horseshit
I enjoyed dicking your women but fuck me what a horrble grating accent Aussie women have, especially when shouty drunk.

>>35176622
Just say you're "bi" too and brush off the poofters

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>>35176558
I just watched it

It's like every girl is either an insane qt or incredibly overweight, no middle ground.

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>>35176550
Only retards do that mostly. Shit is still funny.

>>35175885
>tfw my school turn out 2 high profile serial killers

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>>35176615
>Bogans genuinely believe this

>>35175909
tbf, he would sound retarded

>>35176249
I go to Bangor (Aber rival) and the locals here just sound like neutral accent northern English

>>35176304
At least you can rap and not sound like MC Devvo

>>35176600
reminds me o when I was doing field work in Arizona with a Geordie classmate. Border patrol pulled over by where we were working and asked him a few questions. He responded and they just said 'I have no idea what you just said'. tbf tho, Geordies get a bit more love in Yorkshire

>>35176661
>It's like every girl is either a paid model/cosplayer or someone interested in going there.

ftfy

>>35175597
By foreigners I hope you're including English cos I cannae understand a word you jocks say
Unless you've got one of the mild ones which are pleasant to listen to. My scot geography sucks though but if I had to guess I'd say Edinburgh accent or near there?

>>35177004
A few QTs in the vid and in my own experience weren't in cosplay and were there with friends.

>>35175675
>from West Yorkshire
>go to uni
>surrounded by southeners and feel like I sound like a thick cunt
>tone it down both consciously and subconsciously
>dad now thinks I'm putting on airs and that I think I'm better than where I'm from

The ride truly never ends.
At least I can turn it on when speaking to the lower classes so they know I'm not a posh southern fairy like most of the students here

>tfw saying "ta" to the bus driver

I'm American and I want a qt submissive British bf

>>35177176
Please marry me.

Submissive brit boy here

>>35177197
As long as you're white

>>35175860
voted the same mate
my reaction exactly

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>>35177249
Scotland is British. Always.

>>35177248
Yeah, white as fuck.

If you're serious, can I ask your email and how old you are?

>>35177147
>from Best Yorkshire
ftfy

>>35177249
Cuck boii

>>35177335
The irony of my greentext is that I love where I'm from
Truly God's own country

>>35176550
Scottish Twitter is a blessing on this world

>>35177297
>and she never responds

I wish I could say I'm surprised.

>>35177440
>she
Sorry m8 I'm a guy

>>35177491
You should've said first post anon.

I ain't gay nigga

>>35177508
Sheeeeeeit

Well good luck finding an American girl

A lot of girls here honestly love British or Australian accents

>>35177553
Yeah but I need a dominant Girlfriend. those are one in a million.

>>35174252
The British mans purpose is to move to the US and enjoy the free pussy pass just from their voice.

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>"British" accent
>Literally speak with any other accent besides london or "toff" or that fucking Moggy accent
>"WHA....anon I can't understand you"

>>35177898

Them fakin yanks ar reyt fakin pricks lad.
Tha cannot say owt abart being british if tha dunt 'av a poshy accent.

>>35178420
One post, at least four different accents.

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>det fil uen iu can actualli spik inglisc

>det italic fil uen iu tolk uit iour accient so det nobodi can anderstend iu

>det fil uen pipol gets med at iu bicos dei can't anderstend iu.

>det fil uen inglish pipol are so isi to triggher.

Perfettissimo/10

>>35174495
And 9/10 they are some fat American girl.

LAD CHADS GET OUUUUTTTTTT OOOFFF MYYY COUNNNNTTTRRYYYYYYYYY

>>35175981
Jej

I AV AN ULL ACCUNT

Wait so you're telling me that despite being a pasty unattractive weeb autist I can bask in hot qt gf's just because I am british?

Sign me up.

>>35179472
that depends
is your accent posh?

>>35175663
nigga think he be smooth but sound like farengar lmao
>"and this is anon's room"
>"COME TO DRAGONSREACH TO DISCUSS THE ONGOING HOSHTILITIES LIKE THE REST OF DE GREAT WARRIORSH?"

>>35174252
>tfw high pitched scouse accent

>>35179511
Nope. But I'm pretty good at impressions so I could pull one off.

I'm actually from stoke.

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>>35174252
>britcuck thinks he's g*d's chosen
hehehe

>>35174252
>tfw Northern Irish
>non Brits think it's cute
>other Brits think I sound like a terrorist

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>>35174252
>tfw feel when french
it was our accent who was the best

>>35176330
only works for women man

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>plan to move to America and ditch my old life
>will be easier to lose virginity cause much accent
>will be easier to find waifu material (possibly)
>can start a new life and become anyone I want

Only problem is I'm unemployed and poor at the moment and I don't know how I'll be able to get a job over there.
I just want a qt american gf, their accent s are hot as fuck

>>35175663
So basically a South African accent?

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>>35180590
I know this feeling anon. We're one and the same. I decided I didn't wanna live in England when I was like 9.

I just wanna have a qt american wife from the midwest and live in a small town somewhere in the us together.

The hard part is staying in the country long enough on a visa to forge that kind of relationship with a girl. We'd both have to somehow convince a girl we don't even live with yet to marry us, and also convince them it's not just for a greencard.

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>God Tier accent
>not Southern American
If you don't at least unironically say "howdy", and preferably pronounce it "ha-dee", then you are second place at best (assuming you have the most adorable accent: Upper Midwest, if not, 3rd at best).

>>35180849
Haha yeah no

Southern accents are gross

>>35180947
t. Yankee Scum

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>>35180947
>mfw the second war of northern aggression starts over an argument on southern accents

>>35175598
My dad was in the AF he decided he wanted to move back here

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>>35174252
Literally works
>Went 'murica last year with friends
>23yo ginger kv
>qt 'murican girls hang with us
>"omg it's Ed Sheeran" etc.
>get laid