This guy was randomly picked from the audience. What would

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No, thank you.
How did I get here?

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>>35173343
i'd probably die

i can't even talk to my mom without working up a sweat
there's no way i'd be able to handle something like this

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>family went to the circus last year
>thought nothing of it and would get to see some depressed elephants
>halfway into the performance a bunch of fucking clowns come out
>one of them comes directly over to me and puts his hand out for me to take it
>"no thanks i'm not interested"
>starts drawing attention to me and won't take no for an answer
>sister tries to start a chant saying "do it! do it!"
>grit my teeth and take the clowns hand who pulls me from my seat and then catches me when i almost fall
>pretty does the same shit on stage too
>the whole gag was another clown throwing things at my crotch while this asshole gave me a secret signal to cover up
>they then gave me a balloon and sent me back to the audience
>i was the only person to get picked out of the audience
never again