>Go into /gif/
>find squirting thread
>tell them its piss
Oh im in a devilish mood today
>>35172590
but it is piss tho, so why would they get upset?
>>35172590
>go into thread on /soc/
>be hostile for no reason
>go to /mu/
>People get mad when I say house and trance are the same thing
>go to /v/
>people get mad when I say fighting game inputs are retarded
>go to /ck/
>People get mad when I ask them how to make eggs
da fuq?
>>35172616
Probably for the same reason people in tranny threads get mad if you point out that they're gay.
Lots of faggots in denial.
>>35172616
They legit believe that its some mystical pussy juice or something
>>35172683
>not "for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich." for /ck/
>>35172685
>people in tranny threads get mad if you point out that they're gay
But how? What else besides gay could it be?
>>35172590
>go to /s/
>find pregnant thread
>reply to several posts of trashier looking women with "black baby inside"
O I'm devilish alright
>>35172590
>go on /r9k/
>tell them its easy to get a GF
Bathe in their salt
>>35172590
>go to /x
>tell them ghosts aren't real
Oh I'm a bad bad boy
>>35172590
>Go into /tg/ or /pol/ or /gif/
>bump all the failed threads
>watch them implode
>>35172590
>go to /pol/
>tell them the jews don't control the media
>>35172590
>go to /diy/
>ask them how to put together a piece of Ikea furniture
>>35173220
>go into /Pol/
>make derogatory comments about Trump and pence being immigrants
I have yet to try this but oh boy im going to try
>>35173154
No one on /x/ believes that shit anyway. It's all for the spoops. Like Sci-fi but paranormal.
>>35172705
So sperm is piss then?
>>35173373
At least some of it is.
Don't forget to swallow ladies.
>go on /a/
>make a Naruto thread
lock me up
>>35172590
>go to /v/
>people get mad when i tell them that ghost recon wildlands open beta was actually good
>>35173373
No when a girl "squirts" its just piss.
basically its like they loose control of their bladder when they orgasm
>>35172683
>house and trance are the same thing
>>35173722
>implying it's music at all
Maximum overkek.
>>35173764
ultra pleb detected
>Go into /tv/
>try to have a legit discussion about films
>>35173775
>likes the [autistic screeching] of "music"
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
>>35173841
I don't even listen to house, you're just a pleb.I like emo music.
>>35173889
Of course those are legit. Too bad they are often misused for that autistic garbage.
>>35172757
>But how? What else besides gay could it be?bi
>go on /r9k/
>post
>>35173518
>go /a/
>tell them cowboy beepbop and jojo are overrated trash
>>35172590
>go into any /vg/ thread
>spam "ded game, ded general" everywhere I can
>collect the (you)s
It just feels too good.
>>35174522
/a/ is contrarian as fuck though, so they're in their Bebop and TTGL hating phase right now.
>>35172685
>people in tranny threads get mad if you point out that they're gay.
...have you ever been in a tranny thread?
literally nobody gets mad about that
it's a meme by people who don't browse tranny threads and assume they are people who care about the gender binary when in all honesty people interested in trannies could not give less of a fuck
>>35174685
>implying you don't get bombarded with "Muh female penis ain't gay :^)"
t. guy who's never been to a tranny thread.
>go onto /k/
>imply that common sense firearm laws would benefit the US
>go onto /pol/
>start an ISIS thread
>go onto /lgbt/
>tell people that their cromosome combinations are the deciding factor in their gender
>tell people that if there are female and male brains, sexism has a strong case
>tell people they are statistically more likely to have AIDS and commit suicide by a large margin
>go on /soc/
>post pixelated images of my hairy cock and ass in "trap" threads
>>35174020
The worst offender of them all.
>>35174739
>common sense firearm laws would benefit the US
what;s wrong with this statement
should someone on the no fly list who is expected of being a terrorist really be able to buy a gun? How does that make sense?
>>35173254
half of the threads are devil's advocates or shill threads
>TRUMP BTFO
>POL BTFO
>WHITE SUPREMASHITS BTFO
>>35174739
Anon you are the most >devilish mother fucker i have ever seen good on you
>>35174739
>common sense gun laws
anon its genius. i love it
>>35174897
It triggers the /k/ockheads because half of them are under legal age and the rest are mentaly or physically handicapped.
Common sense gun laws would take away almost all of the ARs on /k/.
>>35175239
>>35175332
I missed out on one of my best ones
>imply that if transwomen can use female toilets due to fear of assualt and non-threat to women, then gay men have a right to as well
>go on /esg/
>report all for avatarfagging
>post my fallout character who is just the generic male starter
>>35174739
>post pixelated images of my hairy cock and ass in "trap" threads#
highly amused
>go on /int/
>make a board defending Canadians
>go to /r9k/
>Make a post thinking about switching to buddhism or learning how to meditate
>>35174897
This isn't /k/, go troll there.
>Go on /pol/
>Make a race bait thread
>Rake in (You)'s
>go on /a/
>tell them reiQ did nothing wrong
>go on /vp/
>post yokai watch or yugioh
>go on /g/
>be knowledgeable about software
>go on /trash/
>go there to mock them but end up fapping to badly drawn sanic porn
>go on /sp/
>ask who's going to win the super bowl
>go on /mu/
>tell them good music died with Elvis Presley
>go on /b/
>instantly regret it
>Go to /ic/
>Don't know how to troll because they are perpetually assblasted anyways
>>35174599
epic simply eric i can only wish to be as epic as you because you are simply so freaking epic
>>35177000
>LOOMIS
>DRAWING FOR FUN? FUCK OFF
>READ THE STICKY
>*NO IMAGE*
>Traps arent Gay
LOLOL
>want to get off the bus closer to my house
>tell the bus driver my sister is in the fucking hospital and I need to get off NOW
>he pulls over and my walk is now 10 minutes shorter
>SPH
>Have a decently sized dick
>neighbours throwing party
>can smell party guests smoking weed outside
>call 9/11