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Embarrassing high school stories
>11th grade
>1st period
>Teacher makes a new seating chart every month
>Been late and absent half the time in February that I forget where my seat was
>End up sitting in my seat in January
>"Anon I just marked you absent that's not your seat"
>"What? Really? Where's my seat then"?
>Points to my actual seat
>Kid whose seat that was sits in his actual seat too
It was embarrassing but I just shrugged it off and didn't care
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>>35171387
this is a really good thread
good job op
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>>35171387
So you forgot your seat and it got sorted out in a respectable manner? Got any good stories desu?
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>>35171387
BAN HAMMER FOR BEING UNDERAGE
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>>35171387
>10th grade
>in biology
>I'm the creepy kid that sits in the back of class
>taking some unit test or something
>finish my test and turn it in, then go back to my seat
>get on my phone to look at guitars on sale
>teacher sees me and comes over
>"anon are you taking pictures of girls again"
>tell her no
>she grabs my phone
>bitchwhat.jpeg
>"I'm going to have to look at your camera roll to make sure"
>oh shit
>she opens up my camera roll and sees all my hentai
>a couple of the other kids saw it too
>next week I was called to the counselors office to talk about my "interests"
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>>35171614
what the fuck gives her the right to do that?
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>>35171387
>seating char
such authoritarian nonsense what purpose does this even serve if your lecture doesn't contain 50+ people
it's just so the kinds learn their place, teacher even admitted it with that statement
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>had to go pee during sex-ed
>everyone thought i was jerking it
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>9th Grade
>Gotta shit but the class has just started
>"May I go to the toilet please sir?"
>"No, sit down"
>ohshit.jpg
>Cant hold myself anymore
>Its coming
>I'm slowly shitting myself
>mfw
>Smells bad, everyone's trying to figure out where the smell is coming from but they cant find it
>Manage to hide the fact that I just shitted my pants until the class ends
>Call my mom and convince her that I'm sick
>Escape
>thatwasclose.jpg
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>>35171802
Why would you not just get up and go?
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>>35171524
this bloody idiot
oregano idiot
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>>35172076
Because I'm a fucking coward thats why
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>>35171614
I half wish the happened to me just so I could see what normies think of hentai and so that I shock them..
Did you go? What did they say?
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>>35171614
im pretty sure a teacher cant grab your phone and look at your shit like that, you should have said she tried grabbing you in a forcible manner
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>11th grade
>doing presentation
>accidently infer that 6million jews didn't die in the holocaust
>teacher looks concerned
>everyone looks at me in disgust
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>gotta deliver a speech during morning assembly
>legs shaking
>fucking red ass face
>uhhh -stutter-
>don't know what to do with my hands
>play with my hair
>wtf am I doing
>removes hand from head
>sigh
>students yelling at me because they can't hear
>go loud and my voice sounds fucking pissed off
>finish speech
>say thank you and run away
Everybody thought I was some cocky bitch , didn't help that I had a resting bitch face too. Everyone hates my "guts"
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>drama class (i know, i know, i was in french immersion and so didn't get to pick most of my electives)
>somehow end up in a group with all the most popular chads and stacies
>have to do some improv sketch involving a couple
>have to hold hands with stacey
>rehearshing
>don't clasp fingers, instead hold her hand kind of like a handshake
>OMG ANON YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOLD HANDS?????
it's kind of funny looking back at it but yeah i was humiliated at the time
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>>35171614
so were you taking pictures of girls before?
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>>35171614
Pervbot
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>9th grade
>Square dancing
>Stacies all pull their sweathshirts down over their hands when they're partners with me
I still don't get it.
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>>35172178
roastie go away
You're not a robot. This isn't a contest.
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>10th grade, friend hooks me up with qt gf
>she and I walk together between some of our classes
>eventually we hold hands, it's fucking bliss, I'm sweating profusely and my heart's pounding
>so distracted by these feels that I don't notice that I get a massive erection
>it's very obvious as I was wearing athletic shorts
>notice other kids looking at me and at my pants, laughing, as I walk past them
>realize I have a blatant boner, fortunately gf hasn't noticed
>I was carrying my violin with the hand not holding gf's, so I tore my hand away from her to put it in my pocket and hold my dick down
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>8th grade
>sitting in the bathroom looking on my phone
>Kid opens the door
>the kids autistic
>looks at me for 2 minutes
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>>35172330
please don't make me feel that much
my heart can't take it
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>>35172442
you know that feel anon?
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>>35172531
I know a similar feel
also your story makes me remember of the 'spin the bottle high five guy' greentext
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>Teacher makes a new seating chart every month
FUCK YOU (the teacher)
Seriously that is FUCKING SHIT for people with ADHD.
We are fucking putting our noses to the grindstone to even do our homework, or get to school on time, and you have the FUCKING GAUL to fuck up our seating arrangements...fuck up our routines, our ways of life, which we use to keep sane?
Fuck school, fuck teachers who pull shit like that. They don't give a shit about kids with ADHD so why should we even have to go?
REEEEEE
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Story isn't that great
>group work with oneitis
>other partner is ill
>feels like my head is in an oven
>heart is beating
>just show her the work and she shows me what she did
>teacher comes to us and says loudly with a smuggy face "oh, are you so shy?"
>whole class is looking at us
>"n.. no we are j- just showing us our work"
>feeling of beeing in an oven gets stronger
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>>35172237
I would have actually been adverse to even holding hands with someone unless I already liked them. Stacy would have thought I was being rude to her in that situation.
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>>35172105
>tfw to cowardly to leave room without permission
>shits pants in front of everyone, baldfaced denial
you are a real life insanity wolf.
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>>35172126
I've done this.
All I did was say the word allegedly.
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>>35172665
Puberty I guess
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