>Oh hey, is this your seat? Sorry man, I wanted to sit next

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>>35170891
>It's cool if we switch right?
NO.

I guess i can kill myself later

....

Sure, no big deal

>>35170891
Pardon me, Stewardess, my seat has heroin addicts in it

>yeah sure. I didn't want to sit in the middle anyway, where's your seat?
Anything else is borderline autistic

>>35170891
Who the fuck dresses like that on a plane?

>>35170982
dresses like what?

>>35171014
I'm referring to that disgusting tank top

>>35170891
Fuck off chad im sitting where i both want to sit and have to sit

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THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME MY MEN DR PAVEL HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF (YOU) FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

>>35170891
Only if there's overhead space.

Had this happen multiple times before. When there wasn't overhead space above the guy's former seat, I told him to beat it.

>>35170982
>>35171049
When was the last time you were on a plane? That's nothing. I'm amazed they're not barefoot and wearing pajamas.

>>35171115
There's literally nothing wrong with pajamas on a plane.
it gets chilly. and one often just sleeps the whole way.

>>35171100
...he thought to himself after taking his new seat at the back of plane, next to the bathrooms.

>>35171137
That's prime real estate, not having to go far for the bathroom is GOAT

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>>35170973
>where's your seat?

It depends where his seat is. I select mine carefully, so as long as its equivalent, I don't care.

>going on a plane with your girl
>not getting adjacent seating
That's his own fault.

>>35170891
Beg me for it fagget, and i'll consider it.

>>35170917
How did you get a gun on the airplane?

that's impossible
I have to buy two tickets to ride this airship, so you're both in the wrong seat

>>35171419
>I like to put my feet up

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>>35171419
organismico

>>35170891
such a cute couple, i have been watching their videos for years

"How about you and your fucking gf jump out of this plane, now shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my seat."
Fucking garbage.

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>>35170891
>"Yea but like, that messes the whole thing up. I was meant to sit here, she was meant to sit there and you were meant to sit there. That's how it's supposed to be otherwise it's all pointless, it all uses its purpose. Sit down and please stop trying to destroy my universe."

>>35171115
Like this summer? Why would you dress like you were on the bitch, jesus christ. I already get nauseous when the plane bumps, why should I have to stare at that disgusting bush under his armpit?

>>35170891
sure, if your seat is window too. otherwise youll have to figure out something else

That's impossible. Those are clearly cattle class seats. I only fly business or first.

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Sure man, I don't mind.

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>>35171677
God help you if someone takes their shoes off.

>>35170891
Back the fuck offf????

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>>35171782
then you proceed to vape and delay the flight for 15h
Clever revenge and you can blame and on the other guy since you are on his seat.

>>35171859
Beach*
At least it happens only on first class and they gave use some socks to use

>>35171104
TELL ME ABOUT CHAD! HOW DOES HE FUCK THE GIRLS?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A STACY WHORE.

the guy seems cuter than the girl

i'm a dissapointment to my mother.

>>35171104
The only right answer.
>tfw you will never be CIA

>>35172239
Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a woman before throwing her out of a plane.

Only if there's no negatives to me switching. Like if it was my window seat for his aisle seat he can fuck right off.

>>35172417
I guarantee in anycase here he woulnt

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If I am sitting in a window seat then no. It's their responsibility to book their flight tickets.

I would only switch seats if the seat chad is swapping me with is better than my one im in.

who wouldnt switch with a guy who wants to sit next to his gf on a plane? as long as the seats and service are the same quality who gives a shit where you sit.

>>35170891
yea whatevs pewds

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*pulls out katana*
*teleports behind him*
*chops his head off*

Let's go fair maiden and have recreational sex in the small bathroom in the back, for I am the only man worthy of your time.

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>>35172239
YOU'RE A BIG GUY, CHAD