hey r9k, I got some tarot cards today so if anyone wants to have their fortune read extremely badly then go ahead and ask a question. im still learning so please dont shit on me too badly.
answer will be in the form of past/present/future
cards are also binding of isaac themed which is kinda cool
Read mine
Will i get loyal friends to play god eater ?
Will my oneitis love me again?
>>35168698
Will I enjoy life once my plan is in action?
Read me plox f a m
Can i make good friends in the next /steamfeels/?
>>35168698
When will I get a vampire lolidom gf?
>>35168722
>cards are also binding of isaac themed
Should I re-roll Demon Baby on the devil deal in hopes of something better or just take it?
>>35168698
im having a break from my uni to start my own business with a mate. Its risky, i know but i have nothing more to lose. How will it go??
did my ex cheated on me??
>>35168726
Past: Justice
In the past you have taken responsibility of your actions and have reflected upon those actions accordingly
Present: The emperess
Harsh realities are currently present, however, support and growth from a loved one can lead to prosperity
Future: The Stars
Your future holds great treasure, whether it be in health, happiness or relationships. However, this treasure could possibly blindside you from reality.
its gonna be hard to get to everyone so im gonna just do the people I can do, sorry. also i cant really answer anything specific
>>35168739
you drew the hermit
the hermit indicates solitude and wisdom within ones loneliness. looks like youre playing alone anon
>>35168805
>>35168847
please do mine, OP, i will appreciate it alot
How's my future?
>>35168698
Hit me with your magic opie
do mine too OP, i'm feeling down :c
>>35168890
Am I gonna die alone ?
>>35168752
the end is near and it looks painful, however it comes to make way for something far more meaningful in your life
Show me the money op.
Hows my future health looking doc
>>35168832
Holy shit, this is actually true.
I can relate to justice to my high scool
The emperess is my abusive ex.
>>35168938
Welp
This post is oregano
>>35168938
this is why we come to r9k
>>35168890
Well.
Time to end it then
>>35168698
Why is my poopoo itches?
>>35168766
while you may seem lost, confused or even scared at this point in time, something important will be revealed along the way. whether you choose to follow through with your plan or not, you will learn an important lesson at the end of the road
>>35168698
Should I stay where I am?
>>35168698
Will I ever get her to be in a relationship with me ?
>>35168698
Do I succeed in my goals? Gib me the fortune, anon.
>>35168769
Past-Lovers: you've previously had a strong attachment to something material and place great value on that thing
Present-Chariot: Discipline and determination will bring rewards. I feel this one is career related.
Future-Wheel of Fortune: The future is not in the name of this card. You make your own future my friend.
>>35168698
Got three requests if I may,
Please name my STAND, oh wise fortune teller.
Second, let me know what fate has for me about my romantic crush atm.
Last, I want to know about my FATE.
>>35168775
you have also drawn the moon.
the power to make friends is up to you, however, sometimes friendship can be an illusion. proceed with caution
>>35168788
demon baby is shit
>>35168788
the holy hierophant tells me no to the vampire loli gf
also demon baby is pretty good imo but its really up to you
Was I justified in stealing my housemates keys so he stopped bringing people back to party at 2am 4 times a week?
>>35169140
Wow it's fucked up.
I'm the same anon that ask if I can have God eater friends.
One say I will be an hermit and the other says that if I make some it can be an illusion, I'm starting to believe to this shit
Read mine plox
Originaru
>>35168805
>>35168892
Past-Hanged Man: You have learned a lot through hard work and dedication. Probably talks about your uni study
Present-The moon: as both you and the cards have said, the choice is risky, unclear, foggy. however joined with the hanged man your newfound knowledge will aid you through your choice
Strength: with patience, resilience and hard work you will get to where you want to go
overall this is a VERY good draw. the future looks bright. good luck
Well, magical Op.
I've never fell in love with anyone, So I ask you, Will I ever be able to?
Alternativly:
Will I ever find something I love to do?
Everything is kinda boring you know.
>Take my offering in qt3.1415
>>35169231
:)
I look forward to whatever is waiting for me
Will my poly relation ship work out? Me and my gf have decided to include our ex into our relationship (weve both dated her in the past its conplicated) so again magical op. Is it gonna work ?
>>35168895
the world card says to me that you will soon meet an end. not death, moreso a revelation and greater understanding of yourself and all that has lead up to this moment.
Can you do mine OP? I feel totally lost, and card reading look cool, at least in animu.
Currently im i a poly relationship with my gf and me and my gfs ex gf (weve both dated this girl in the past) so magical op, my question is will it work out?
>>35168902
please ask me a question for your fortune
>>35169321
General outlook for the next few months?
Thanks opie
>>35169321
You missed me
>>35169074
>>35168912
Past-Hierophant: You have been sheltered for a long time, not really willing to rebel but passively conform to how your life has been.
Present-Fool: You have been naive and the fool tells me you have the ability to start anew, maybe take a chance?
Future-Hermit: This hermit feels positive. You will not make many friends in your new journey, however, the friends you do make will bring you a much better understanding of yourself and society.
Overall the very distant future will bring happiness. I just hope youre okay with having a small amount of friends
>>35168698
Will she ever love me the way I do her?
>>35168698
Read my fortune Gypsy OP
>>35168698
Will that cute girl that I like be my gf?
this is bretty cool thread
>>35169074 so sorry man
Yes, just dont lose track of the small things along the way. Keep mindful as your negligence may bring fourth sadness and regret.
>>35168698
Me and a friend of mine do arcane tarot readings sometimes. but I think it would be more efficient to have an impartial 3rd party read into my future.
What does fate hold for me?
Do mine . I've had a psychic read tell me my fortune before .
>>35168932
the lovers speaks for itself. :)
>>35168698
Will I make a comfy living off of Patreon/commissions as an artist?
>>35169460
Incase you missed it opie
>>35169331
>>35168902
This was me.
Is a general outlook too vague?
>>35169378
thanks OP, very accurate in the past. i don't need a lot of freinds, i just hope it gets better
will i be /fit/ by the end of the year? ive been working out for the past 4 months or so.
>>35168698
OP DO ME
ORIGINALLY
Pull a card regarding my weightloss.
Am I going to be successful with my bitcoin faucet?
Read mine anon. Need to know if i should just go full speedwagon or not.
>>35169489 sorry anon, these take a while to do individually
The tower card says you might experience a harsh reality. you might be about to, or already are, hurt someone close. Reflect and focus on rebuilding yourself.
>>35169564
Thanks opie. Have a great day.
Do me pls, a lot has changed in my life recently. Uni, friends, stuff I got...
I need guidance to know what to do next and never come back to this cancerous site
try doing one while thinking of this board in its entirety. Will it ever stop being shit?
>>35168698
How about my love life, especially regarding my oneitis.
>>35168698
I'm taking off time from work to pursue an associate's degree. Am I on the right path?
>>35168698
Go on then op.
>>35168698
Will I find love soon?
Sorry for such a generic question, but it's the only issue that I have that's really weighing on me.
>>35169233
This is an interesting draw.
Your answer is yes, ALTHOUGH, you must break your current ways. They might seem comfortable and easy but that is the temptation which the devil card speaks of. If you can break away, freedom will be yours.
You went past me op :(. Guess I'll ask an actual question then. How are things looking for me I've recently had things get better for me.
only doing a few more, i have class in 7 hours and have to sleep sometime.
>>35169672
Hey OP, you missed me here >>35169094
Was my questions too much?
If you don't mind then, I'm going to embark in a journey.
Please draw me cards to represent my journey?
>>35169714
Do me I've asked twice already
Can you do me, please I've stayed up for the last hour waiting for mine.
>>35169698
If youre asking about your future, the high priestess says you are on the right path, however you may come across something you desire which may be unobtainable. Most likely a woman.
>>35169797
Thanks op, that well. I can't wait.
>>35168698
I could use a reading if you have time anon
>>35168698
Will I reach enlightenment anon?
Will i get depression sometime in my life?
>>35169721
These cards together tell me you are taking this journey on a whim. It can be dangerous, it will end with a confrontation that you may not find pleasant. However along the way, you will grow, prosper, and ultimately come out on top
Please do me.
Don't know what kind of information you could use but I'm interested in love and understanding
>>35169863
However, the success will be determined by how much you grow along the way.
Sounds fun.
Future
>>35168698
Read mine pl0x
>>35168698
please tell me. will things get better. that's all I want to know
>>35169882
Love will fall into your lap if your beliefs are unbiased and clear. Love yourself and others will love you too.
OP you missed me, I'm >>35169402
>>35168698
Will my marriage be a happy one?
>tfw people see tarot cards as esoteric and mysterious when they were a modern invention while the actual regular set of playing cards has existed for centuries longer
>>35169289
You missed me OP, just my general fate, if I need to choose more precisely then career.
>>35169986
>>35169988
These will be my last two.
>>35168698
Will I get a job in IT?
>>35169999
I'll also do you cause you got quads lucky bastard
>>35169863
>>35169883
Thank you kindly, OP.
I find it funny that my reading by you and by a fortune teller a year ago matches. Perhaps we humans have had our 'destiny' written long before.
>>35169986
Highly unlikely. If you ask her out, be prepared for the worst. It can be revived if you change how you act but you gotta act fast
>>35169988
confidence within yourself will aid you, but not guarantee a happy marriage. If you fall apart while being confident and consistent with yourself then it just isnt meant to be.
>>35170082
Well, thanks OP.
>>35170151
thank you based OP
guess i will just keep beeing myself
op, whats my general fate gonna be (gf, dreams, will i live forever)?
>>35169999
These three cards tell me you may have been quick to jump to a conclusion in the past, and due to that you have imbalances within your life. Take some time off, even if its just a few days. If you recuperate and revitalise, you will have a better sense of belonging with both yourself and your work leading to a better spiritual balance.
>>35170033
thanks. You got nice dubs, too
>>35168698
WILL I EVEN HAVE A CHANCE PUBLISHING IT?
>>35168698
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? The most you can predict with that is some random occurrence.
What you need is a Mantegna deck, or at least a Fibia.
thats gonna be all for tonight. apologies to those who didnt get a turn although I will be back another day to read more cards. thanks for playing!
>>35169301
Op dont be a faggot
Oregano
>>35170371
me mad that you jumped over me to read the cards of people coming after me. I doubt this will be rewarded with favour from the entities of the astral planes!
Will I ever lose virginity with ma gf? Will we have a happy life?
>>35168698
Will we get a 4th Reich
?
Still have a spot left for me?
i think the op is gone forever
Can you read mine mate?