Who is the oldest virgin here? 30 y.o here. Just reached Wizard

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Do you see yourself ascending further?

22 here, but I distinctly remember seeing this image 5 or 6 years ago and thinking I'd never be this much of a loser. Yet here I am

>>35166716
Honestly, yes. Unless I change something now I can see me being a virgin at my friends weddings.

>>35166736
Me too. I first saw this picture at 25 and thought wow I have time left. Well, time flies by. And the loneliness has really REALLY fucking gotten to me.

>>35166563

25 here, going for firemage.

I really want to be an oldschool darkwraith someday but we will see.

Mage is for certain tho.

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>>35166750
22yo here.
I knew from my 12 years old what was awaiting for. The rude never ends lads. Never.

>>35166791
OP here,

It will go by instantly. Your days will become quicker as you wish for them to end, your friends will grow and their relationships will grow with them. They'll start families and forget you. You'll try with women and get rejected, but it won't hurt anymore because you're too familiar with the feeling. Your parents will ask about your relationships, and you'll lie because you know your father will be ashamed to hear their son is a virgin.

When you break down over it with a friend by your side, they'll tell you it's not too bad...but you know deep inside that they're laughing at you. And you know that when you finally, if ever, get that chance to put your dick inside a pussy you will fail. And the girl who has probably had sex every day since she was 18 will think you're the weirdest fuck on earth.


Listen to me, as a wizard, as someone who has experienced all of this.

Atleast fucking try.


Please, try for the people who regret not doing so. You don't want to experience the pain of being a wizard. You just don't.

I'm going to use my powers to make my figurines come alive. 26 btw

>>35166840
don't tell them that. there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. 2D's better anyway

>>35166879
Not OP but may I ask how old you are? And how do you not let it get to you?

one two one two test test
twentyseven here.
Everything is alright, I never got bothered by being a virgin, because everyone things I had sex in the past and that I just don't care anymore.

>>35166563
I'm only 18, but I've known it will be like this since I was about 12.

>>35166901
>how old are you
I'm 26 (>>35166857).
>And how do you not let it get to you
By having high expectations of what I want in a woman. and I don't just mean looks. 3D women's personalities aren't attractive or cute to me. their hobbies are usually dull and rarely collide with mine. so figured I why bother with them? I realized this 5 years ago and I've had no regret. I just wageslave and come home to my hobbies and figurines. if I feel alone, which happeneds, I have the 2D realm
Don't think you need to spend your youth running after the opposite sex. just live your life by your hobbies and live for yourself. it's bliss

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>>35166840
What a joke of a wizard, craving for pussy and paying attention to what other people might say. You need another 30 years to attain true wizardry I think.

Listen anon. At this age, normies are getting divorce-raped. So their status is pretty much the same as ours, except it is worse because they are indebted and, in some cases, broke.

You need no stinky hole to feel validated. Stop watching fucking TV.

>>35167021
Living life for only yourself isn't dull to you? You honestly think that 2D can replace the feel of a real partner?

>>35166563
33 here
it's very easy

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>>35166563
28, my powers groan within this fleshy vessel. They cry out for release

On a board full of robots, why does it seem like there is such a lack of people who don't care about losing their virginity and eventually starting a family? Am I the normie one for not having this problem since it puts me under less stress? I just don't have the same urges as everyone else on this board.

I don't understand this grown man virgin thing. I am literally silent around girls, yet have been laid by 6 different ones. 23 now, and not attractive in the slightest.

>>35167139
>around girls

>>35167145
This, how am I supposed to ever be around girls? Also nice time of post quads.

>>35166563
21yo KHHV here
>>35166840
>friends
gtfo

>>35167139
You're obviously average to above average looking then. Did you maybe think that there might be people out there who are silent around women and ugly at the same time? You fucking retard

>>35166901
>how do you not let it get to you?

Realize pussy won't make you happy, pussy was never the answer.

PUAs (inb4) realized this a while ago and that's why a lot of the content has shifted from lame tricks to get girls to a lot of wooey metaphysical shit about mind state, energy, meditation and drinking tea.

As long as you believe girls can remedy that core pain (they can't) you'll always be a slave to tfw no gf

>>35167068
>Living life for only yourself isn't dull to you?
Yup. I have a lot hobbies. thus I have a lot of ways I can have fun by myself, and the more time you spend on yourself, the more enjoyable these hobbies get. I'm never bored when I get home
>You honestly think that 2D can replace the feel of a real partner?
Yes I do. I have a daki of my waifu and some figurines of her. I'm also working on a chatbot that simulates talking with her (written in glorious D). it's enough to replace the social need for 3D. it'll take some time mind you, but it works

>>35167166
No I'm a pretty damn ugly NEET manlet with no friends who still lives with his mummy at 23.

>>35167139
>>35167145
>>35167159
>>35167166

Im not >>35167139

But I m defenitly not ugly, averge or even little above averge body. Defenitly overheard girls thinking im cute.

Im dead silent around anyone if they dont ask me or its a school thing we need to discuss.

Im 25 and ive been in school all my life, doing community college for second time now.

Ive never had a gf, im a khv. Never made a friend after age of 11 boy or girl.

So what I dont understand is how anyone CAN get laid without having actual game, social value, status or even just atleast a low level of outgoing charisma.

Becacuse girls will never go to you first with any real intention of hooking up if you dont look like a male model. Im dead serious about this belife since im around girls in class and school for so long now and ive just started to realize that you need ridiculous looks or wealth that you openly talk/share if you dont have "normie game".

>>35167208
How you see yourself does not equal how others see you. If you've had 6 different partners you are objectively not ugly.

>>35167193
Are you autistic? If not this sounds exceptionally unhealthy maybe you should get a female pen pal or something through the internet.

I became a wizard last year.
I gave up when i was 17.

im just not normal

>>35166563
>it doesn't get easier
But I'm only 23 and it's already easy as fuck. I haven't felt tfw no gf since I was 19.

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22 but I've been rejected so much I see no reason to ever try again.

I've accepted that I will be a lifelong virgin. Such is life.

>>35167248
I don't mind shooting the shit with coworkers, but I love being alone more. just yourself and whatever you want to do. no need to factor in others' opinions. just enjoy yourself
Don't knock it till you try it, anon

>>35166563
My girlfriend is a virgin at 38. We are waiting for marriage.

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>>35167375
>girlfriend
>marriage

Leave and never speak of this place again.

>>35167415
We're both probably more qualified and experienced to be here than 90% of /r9k/. So, kindly fuck off mate.

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>>35167434
EXCUSE me?

Do you know who you're talking to? I'm a 22 year old agrophobic autistic (diagnosed) poorfag manlet no gf khhv. Not all of us here are LARPing. Now get the FUCK off my board before I call my NEETs on you.

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>>35167434
on what fucking planet is 90% of r9k with a steady virgin gf and waiting for marriage? Can normalfags at least lurk for a bit before they start posting.

>>35166716
honestly being a wraith seems pretty sweet

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>>35166563

Lvl 35 checking in, you seem to be another TheWitchKing in the making.

>>35166563
>August marks the point of return for me
>just started talking to qt from tinder
>she's really into me, first time someone's ever outright reciprocated attraction to me
She goes to a uni an hour and a half away. I'm gonna do it /r9k/, I'm gonna try and make it. Please god I'm so close to not being a KV.

>>35167467
>>35167544
I'm older than all of you've. I've been in your shoes.

>>35166716
I saw myself hanging in a rope

20 years old... Does it really matter?

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>>35167792

next level is at 40, you become a Wraith.

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>18yo here
Mother nature was a tough with me: Habsburg chin, was born with one less teeth so my mouth is a mess ( good oral hygiene tho ), penis is below average, and still I managed to have 5 partners since I was 16

What's stopping you from releasing yourselves from this miserable state?

>>35168869
There's something larger at play
All the problems I have had, at least 1 person I know has them worse and it doesn't stop them from getting laid

>>35167041
>battle for Wesnoth mage
good taste

>>35167068
>You honestly think that 2D can replace the feel of a real partner?
>implying a 3D woman can be a "real partner"
oh, apprentice

>tfw hitting 20 this year

I'd worry if this was 50 years ago, but I live in the era of sex bots, and they're only getting better from here on out.

Women will be obsolete in our lifetimes

>>35168869
Because you're a fucking normalfag, doesn't matter if you're ugly as as shit or deformed as long as you're n o r m a l you can get a gf.

19, almost 20. Know I'm going to make it to 30 tho. No girl has ever given me the time of day.

Gonna kill myself on my 30th birthday. Can't wait.

>>35166840
Strong words anon,strong words...
19yo virigin here.

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>>35166563
>Just reached Wizard

get on my level, scrub

virgin here for 10 reincarnations bro, there's a reason all the demons want to hop on this monk dick

>>35166840
I ain't got any friends, so doesn't matter. Also my dad is fat so I don't care what he thinks.

>>35166563
I kissed a girl when I was 15, but she wasn't my gf or anything; It was more out of pity. I never had a gf and never had sex, so... can I still become a Wizard?

>>35166840
I know a trap who has been begging to fuck for a few months now, I'm pretty beta but they seem hot, if I get some fuk can I still become a wizard?

>>35171808
Yes, your powers won't be as pure as a kissless wizards but the gate of wizardhood is still open for you.

I'm a virgin at 24, but since last fall it's started to feel like a choice I'm actively making. I think at this point losing my virginity would be easy, but the things that I really want: love, compassion, someone I can be entirely myself with, are still incredibly hard to come by. I'm holding out for the complete package instead of a quick fuck and the inevitable depression and disgust in myself that would follow

>>35167166
Why are you wasting time on him? On any retard here, for that matter? Go read or do something else, it's infinitely better than arguing with retards.

>>35168294
ex-robots

N O T W E L C O M E

>>35167342
Who is your waifu??

original

>>35166563
I'm a mere apprentice at 23
But I've met one of the most powerful wizards at 45

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>>35166563
20 y.o
>I hope you at least went to your prom
Haha. Pretty sure I was the only person in my year who didn't go. Even the autistic Chinese kid and the guy with a face like an alien went.

19 here
im just lifting at this point in the hopes of getting me somethin

>>35166840
Shut up, you know nothing.
Trying and failing time after time is a thousand times worse than not giving a shit because you will now have to live with those memories that rot you from the inside.
Just settle with the fact that you aren't meant to reproduce and focus on other things in life.

>>35166563
38 right here forever alone

31 here.

>>35175391
Does life get any easier in my 30s? Will I at least be more content or calm?

I'm 19 and lost my virginity last August.

Mid-30s, married, kids, career, own home, all that jazz.

I honestly envy some of you. You have a freedom I will never experience.

>>35175481
wtf are you doing in here >?

>>35175481
Make me feel better about being a 31 year old virgin. What freedom am I experiencing? What do you envy about me?

>>35175525
Living vicariously through you.

>>35175481
swap lives with me pls

>>35175546
makes no sense. you get to have sex and be normal and watch your kids grow. have a home while I live above my dads garage at 30.

>>35167319
>I've accepted that I will be a lifelong virgin.
This. Acceptance is the first step to moving on with your life.

>>35166563

There use to be a 71 year old that use to post using a trip. He stopped posting here about 3 years ago. I'm not sure what happened, but I like to think he got laid and left here.

23 here. Women only speak to me when they want something and otherwise look at me with utter contempt so I've accepted the path of wizardhood.

>>35175536
Right now, I'm sitting in the car in my uncomfortable dress clothes ready to sit in traffic for the next half hour. I'll then go home, be greeted by my wife and the wall of noise that are my young kids, and barely have time to change into something more comfortable or maybe take a shit before.i have to eat dinner. Then comes the mad dash to get the kiddos ready for bed, clean up from dinner, and sit down to do some stuff for work, maybe pay some bills, answer emails, etc. By the time that's done, we're too exhausted to do anything but watch TV and go to bed, only to do it all over again. I have no time, no space, nothing that is just for me. I have hobbies and talents I cant take part in because I don't have time. If I can get away for a few hours, it's never enough, because all it does is remind me of what I can't have, and that everything that I need to do will still be there waiting for me.

At the least, you have freedom. You can choose which way to go. My way is fixed.

18-19 here, virgin, atm being asked at school if I'm a virgin wierdly.

>>35175682
I feel stuck too though. I'm a wagecuck also and when I get home I'll have to make dinner with my dad and then by the time it's all said and done have enough time to shower, watch some tv, go to bed and do it all over again. I guess I might have an extra hour or so, but it's not much.

At least you come home to a wife that you can have sex and talk to, versus I come home to my dad who will talk condescending to me. Where I live is too expensive to move out and have it make sense though. I'm as stuck as anyone else.

>>35166563
This bullshit chart should be updated. If I was able to lost my virginity, 90% of robots should have no trouble doing so.
Also, I was 23 at the time.

>>35175682
Can you fuck your wife whenever you want tho ?

>>35175838
>hurr durr if le me can do it, so can anyone else >just b yourself robots
piss off

>>35166716
How old to become an elder lich?

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33 this year

Haha, yeah, kill me

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>>35166716
>my main is on Eredar
always laugh at how true this is

>>35166781
It's called a wizard, not a mage. GOSH.

>>35175852
Yeah, but after a long day, do I want to? Not often.

>>35167139
Are we supposed to believe you got girls to fuck you while being *literally* silent?

i lost my virginity last year at 27, so its really never too late

been dating for about a year solidly and things are looking good

good luck guys, its possible for most of you

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27 and it sucks. I feel like I'm missing out on a huge part of what it means to exist on this planet. I feel less than human.

You can't watch a movie or television show or listen to music without being bombarded with things about sex. You can't go outside without seeing happy couples everywhere, hell you can't even go on /r9k/ without seeing a bunch of posts about people having girlfriends and sex. You simply cannot live in society without the constant reminders that you are utterly alone and undesirable.

I think being a virgin wouldn't be so bad if you lived in a monastery or out in the woods as a hermit. Unfortunately I don't have the balls to see it through.

>>35173934
>I'm holding out for the complete package instead of a quick fuck and the inevitable depression and disgust in myself that would follow

You sound like you could get a fuck buddy. Get one and practice. Sex is natural, healthy and it will feel very good after the first few awkward fucks. You'll feel more relaxed, energetic and balanced after shooting your load inside your fuckbuddy 2 times in an evening for a day or even two.

>>35166716
Post the Cthulhu one

>>35167139
Because you're an introverted normalfag. Your normal idea of silent is "not good at starting conversations" but there you are with your large friend circle and your weekends spent outside.

When we robots say we're silent, we mean it. Nobody talks to us and if we try talking to them we get blown off.

>>35175875
>Be yourself
First mistake fellow robot. There is a reason you never spill spaghetti in public.
You also should never display your power level.

24 khv here

It doesn't bother me anymore. When I feel lonely I just fap to anime.

>>35176295

This. I can't enjoy anything anymore. Everything in life constantly reminds me of my inferiority.

>>35166563
I can tell you this, Life is just as shit now as it was before I finally got laid. It's love you're looking for, not the sex itself.

Love and sex are just distractions from the fact that MILLIONS OF BLACK PEOPLE will die from a result of CLIMATE CHANGE in the next 100 years!!!!

>>35176640
Love is good, it gives you drive, but a bad relationship can suck the last drop of self respect out of you and drain you emotionally. Still it's up to you how your relationships play out. Basically the same with friends but stronger. Regular sex is pretty good though. It's refreshing, easy and fun.

Turning 20 in two hours.. So much for "teen love".. If I get to 25 and I'm still a KV, I'm going to fucking India or Brazil or some shit and just finding a girl there, I'm not going to become a wizard.

>>35176640
You have a point but having had sex at least takes a lot of pressure off of you and lets out a lot of steam for years to come. You don't have that in your head anymore, you know this
>when will I finally put my dick into a vagina?

>>35176858
>>35176931
perhaps it's personal, but I did not enjoy the casual sex I've had. it was nice, but something felt off. And I have no desire to do it again soon. Infact, I'd rather just fap. Just kissing my ex(years ago) felt a million times more fullfilling. than fucking a random slut... yeah I'm glad I got rid of my vcard, but it didn't fix anything else mentally

>>35176292
Some of my teeth are literally fucked up (and not just crooked) because of bad care (I just didn't give a fuck until recently and started to be more hygienic) and I'm an 25 yo NEET with probably no chance of ever getting a job because I'm literally incompetent at anything no matter how much I try to learn it. Tell me how I can turn this around and shouldn't kill myself instead?

Pfff haven't you even transcended your biological programming? The first step is realizing that your brain is the real jew. Only then can you start your path to wizardhood.

>>35177106
>I did not enjoy the casual sex I've had.
Yeah buh fucking huh, come on you retarded nigger, you expect anyone here to feel sorry? Top kek my lad.

19 here, willingly becoming a wraith
idc and never will

>>35177252
I didn't care at your age either, it wasn't until 26 that I started getting worried.

>>35177314
about what exactly?
Leaving an human being very similar to you on this earth or just losing the so called male virginity?
Both sound pretty useless in many ways

>>35166716
I'm 19 but mentally I'm already at /morethanyoucouldpossiblyknow/

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Yoou can make it ., if you try.
You can make it if you try.
You can make it ... if you try, yeah... yeah...
you can make it if you try.

Sometime, you have to fall. Don't you know sometime you wanna cry.
Don't it make you feel so bad sometimes.. you wanna lay down and die, yeah... yeah...
you can make it if you try.

>>35167232
>i need to be able to talk to people to get to sleep with them

no shit mate

>>35177462
who ever wants to try

>>35177518
You can't make it, if you don't try.

>>35177663
Why try if you don't really care about that

>>35167139
>and not attractive in the slightest.

you're definitely underestimating your looks. looks are literally the only thing that matter, they decide everything.

>>35176295
i'm 27 and feel the exact same way. i'm really angry that i was born.

>>35177708
Sour, said the fox about the grapes.

>>35175640
>trip

That sounds like "Old". He used to use pictures of old time musicians. He wasn't a virgin. There was also "Pops". He had a wife who was still with him who he met when she was 17. I thought he was a bit under 70.

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>>35167139
>not attractive in the slightest.
Besides money, looks are the only thing women care about. Fuck off normie.

>>35177834
lol, saw that coming
Sorry but huh, nope... not an autistic faggot like you're thinking
So yup, go get cancer if you act like that, hope you felt nice while getting your dick wet, lol

>>35167139
I don't understand it either.
Im not really that unattractive.
I mean, im not attractive, but im not hideous either.

My worst attribute is really my teeth, everything else is pretty fine. I dress well, maybe im a bit clumsy. I've always been sort of a goof, and that has to do with being born too early, it's a birth defect so to say.

I was really close to becoming a wizard, and that is despite having a decent job and a degree, and my own house. I never got laid in college actually.

It's weird, i think it's mostly my social anxiety that is stopping me, but yeah, not all guys are extroverted and they're still not virgins.

I've had sex with 3 women, 2 fatties and one hooker.

The fatties was girls i met of the internet, after trying for almost 2 years. It's insane.

Actually i stared out even before that with chatting, just talking to hundreds of girls online, trying to get a hang of it.

I think i learned something but it's still not enough for me to not struggle with internet dating.

>>35168869
You must be from a rich family

>>35166563
>16
>healthy sex life

lol i wish

>>35176295
This, I'm 24 and purposely look for media where the main character doesn't have a love interest thrust upon him.

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FIVE AND TWO-THIRDS YEARS REMAIN

>>35167267
How did you give up so early ? Were you really that fucked ?

I wonder if I'm the youngest one here
Whatever, I'll never get any pussy anyways as long as I'm still masturbating to aliens from Star Wars.

>>35175429
I think content

Wizard here. I don't give a single fuck about never having a girlfriend. However, having no girlfriend used to torment me back when I was younger.

Honestly, I think if your only worry at a later age is just the fact that you're a KHV then you're goddamn lucky.

>>35176771
Good, there are too many of them anyway.

>>35167124
Are you on SSRIs/benzos/something else that kills your sex drive?

>>35167794
STOP BUILDING IT UP YOU FUCKING DENSE ASSHOLE
THE FALLS ARE WHAT CRUSH YOU, NOT THE APATHY
Sorry, hit a little close to home.

>>35177450
no you arent you little shit.

>>35169832
>wait a lifetime to get powers
>immediately an hero
Just do it now, fagle.

>>35166840
All of my friends bothered me incessantly when I ghosted them and then realized I was crazy and pulled back when I finally relented and let them know I was alive, albeit struggling.
>We're there for you! Let us help you!
People can all go fuck themselves, wizard life is top notch, people are the only things that bring real pain.

>>35167124
Because the majority of us are jealous and envious of the normies who can somehow have a successful and fulfilled social life.

>>35166563
I'm 47 years old

Not that I'm going to be lasting much longer, soon enough I'll have either heart disease or voluntarily end it all

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>>35166840
WITH A WHAT BY YOUR SIDE?

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>>35175965
It's not a race, but a journey.

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>>35166840
>and if you have sex everything will be better

>>35176295
>You simply cannot live in society without the constant reminders that you are utterly alone and undesirable.
>I think being a virgin wouldn't be so bad if you lived in a monastery or out in the woods as a hermit. Unfortunately I don't have the balls to see it through.

When I was much younger, during those days before I formally crossed into the wizard's lodge, I believed much the same thing. I contemplated joining a monastery; whether Christian or Buddhist mattered little to me. All I wanted was refuge from the world of normal human beings, to escape into another realm where the hurt of being repulsive and unwanted couldn't reach me. Commending myself to isolation and silence, as painful as that may have been, would have been a small sacrifice for the sake of something like peace.

Sadly, there's no escaping the devils of lust. Which isn't to say that there is something inherently evil about sexual desire, at least for a normal man capable of having that desire reciprocated. But in a thing no one could ever want, the need for sexual affection is a source of agony rather than pleasure. What is natural for most becomes diabolic in a repulsive man that Nature has disowned.

You can exorcise the demons of greed by casting your wallet away and dwelling in the desolate places where money no longer has any power. But your own flesh follows wherever you may go. St. Anthony fled to the wilderness beyond the reach of all men, and yet succubi still found him and tormented him even in his solitude. How could they not? He could no sooner silence their whispers in his ear than he could stop the beat of his own heart.

Try to distance yourself from the reminders of the affection you will never have, and the moment you fall asleep your dreams will rush up to remind you. For a monster, flesh is a prison. And no magic, whether it be the mantras of monk or the prayers of a saint, will ever be powerful enough to set him free.

>>35177450
haha, kids like this always make me laugh.

>>35179388
It's LARP fiction written by another virgin, they don't realize how batshit what they're saying is.

>>35166563
27 here

after 25 i stopped putting any effort into the idea of losing virginity

i'm telling you right now if i had an average dick i could lose my virginity tomorrow. having a 3.5 inch dick and if i lost weight i could MAYBE have 4.5 inchies is the most depressing thing any man could experience. no woman will feel pleasure and i doubt i would even feel pleasure if i managed to get a woman to let me fuck her. if you have an average+ sized dick get off this board you have no excuse.

>>35179391
1. Smoke weed every day.
2. Don't dream.
3. Profit.
No unknown step required.

(I know you're not literally speaking only to actual 'sleep dreams', I'm just a cunt.)

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>tfw only have one friend but not sure if he likes me for what I am or if he's just using me

>>35177775
Two off from quints, Kek does not love you.

>>35178658
How old are you? Desu Originalesu.

23, turning 24 in a few months. I don't think I'm going to make it to becoming a wizard and I'm not going to become a normie either.

I've been eyeing a prostitute on backpage who is okay with virgins, might book her when she is next available, although she might be gone now. If not her then I'll purchase some services when I make my otaku pilgrimage to Japan.

I'm 10+ years into being sexually capable. I've suffered enough. My virility is wasting away, no point saving it for identity politics, love (which I don't believe in any more), meaningfulness, or unrealistic hope.

Maybe if I keep exercising (recently started) I could be fit enough to post shirtless selfies by 27. Maybe if I keep swiping on Tinder, I'll come across another girl who messages me first and know how to react less autistically this time. I'll keep wasting time with this stuff but at the same time I'm ready to visit a prostitute to take care of my needs.

>>35180226
>shirtless selfies by 27

I think you can aim a little higher than that in 4 years anon, unless you want to be jacked

>>35180455
I'm incompetent and unproductive in things generally, but especially anything physical. I might have injured myself already after only a few weeks; got some underarm soreness. What should take several months to a year for a normal person could take years for me.

>>35167139
I know this really ugly and goofy looking guy that pulls a lot of pussy but he's really charismatic and persuasive.

he even persuaded me to make out with him. No I'm not a grill

But how is it possible if you're silent too? You're probably not that ugly then

>>35181070
wow thats gay is he gay why did you make out with him what did he do you fag

19 here, i never tried to get laid and i rarely talk to girls. I don't dislike them and i'm not ugly i'm just a coward. I have tried to talk to my crush a few times and we even went on two dates which was nice but i couldn't get the energy to follow through so i just didn't talk to her anymore. every day i make excuses why i won't talk to her today and i feel pretty bad about it from time to time. being a virgin doesn't bother me though. Just the fact that i am a fucking lazy coward who can't even bring himself to talk to the woman he loves and that really kills my mood sometimes. All my friends think i'm not a virgin because i am pretty confident and they think i am wise, mature and strong and i never bothered to tell them about it because there was never a need to and i am a pretty big emotional support for my friends but sometimes i still feel like a terribly dishonest liar and a fraud even though i firmly believe that being a virgin or not does not actually matter at all. my best friend whom ive known all my life even said once about me 'yeah he pulls all the bitches i mean look at him' and i played it cool because i didn't want to disappoint him or make him look bad but inside i felt weird and fake. Sometimes i think i should try more. But i guess i'm just too afraid of failure in that regard. so i just hope my strength grows faster than the strength of the fear that is keeping me from trying.

>>35179391
https://discord.gg/tpdVNws
Come,Lord. We need you so we can purge the roasties off this board. Forever. And ever.

>>35181127
I don't know I got drunk and he gave me cocaine then kissed me

I'll just pretend it never happened the next time I see him desu

>>35181232
>https://discord.gg/tpdVNws
>Come,Lord. We need you so we can purge the roasties off this board. Forever. And ever.

I appreciate the invitation, but I'll have to decline. Although I understand the resentment of men being subjected to the presence of women they believe could never want them, I have no desire to drive the women here away.

Allow me to explain. A wizard, I have never met another man belonging to my tribe. Coming to this place, I recognize their screams. Yet, one of the horrible things about Hell is that although you can hear the cries of those damned alongside you, they themselves are as far from you as the stars frozen in the midnight sky.

I spent many nights in college consoling men who wept because they believed no woman would ever want them. They're all married now. Numerous male coworkers, short and obese, awkward and socially inept, wear wedding rings. Not a single wizard among them.

However, I have met a witch. She wanted what you and I both want: to be desired by those she desires. She is nearly forty years old, never having had a date, shared a kiss, held a man's hand. She lives with her parents, watching the foster children they raised marry, while she herself languishes in isolation. She ministers to sick animals, trying to pretend the gratitude of some dog is tantamount to the affection offered by a human being. With every passing year another of her friends marries and leaves her behind, left alone to learn the bitter lessons unique to the wizard's college.

Hell will always be the last bastion of egalitarianism. Those who think otherwise will always be sheep, given license to bleat because their throats have never actually felt the fangs of a wolf. They are the men who mourn because they believe no woman will ever want them...and find themselves boasting about their first date a year later.

In all likelihood, you belong to that particular flock. Most men do.

Well, I am not your shepherd.

The ultimate red pill is a 20 year old virgin is a 40 year old virgin in about 9/10 cases. Every fucking year it gets harder and harder to lose it. The less experience you have with women the worse you'll be with them, and that lack of experience is crucial. It gets worse and worse.

I am not baiting, I dont even come here often, I use other boards btw.
As I guy that never tried hard to have sex I had a lot of it.
I mean I go out I have some friends but I am not chad, I look nice, I am tall, a litlle bit bigger dick, I have nice confidence and I am social guy but I am not some Cristiano Ronaldo.
I mean I had maybe 30girls and I am 28.
Had 2 relationships over 2years and I guess I had over thousand time sex in those two relationships just.
I mean some girl (friend of mine) actualy asked me to fuck her, we were hot chating on face etc...I am literaly waiting to fuck her when she comes home in a few days.
I dont know why is all that hard and big deal??
Its not bait seriously but how do you achieve that, its fucking sex its not science!!
Why are you doing it that way, why dont you just have fucking sex dear God?!
What went so wrong.
As a guy that never tried hard I am amazed how is that stupid thing that hard for some people?

>>35182639
KiII yourseIf, normaIfag.

>>35182639

Where are you from? Doesn't sound like America. Here you need to be legit 8/10+ to hook up with reasonable girls that easily. If not, you have to try very very very hard and fail 999/1000 times.

>>35176295
Not singling you out, but even if you lived in a monastery or out in the woods you would still have autistic tryhard fantasies about being the don juan of your monastery or waifing some meme lost hiker girl, i.e., the same cringy fedora delusions you've had since your balls dropped.

Your pathologically stunted development means that you will always have the mind of a naive adolescent male, no matter how bitter and world-weary you think you are.

>>35182664
Thats why you are a virgin seriously.
>>35182686
No I am not from USA, actualy I am from Europe and I think its easier in USA, at least my friends told me so (the ones that live in there).
I mean I am social guy, I am human after all, I got soul and I like to go out, I like friends, there are girls around you, its not something mindblowing to have some girls hanging out.
You meet someons sister, you start talking with random girls drunk or some neigbourhood girl that walks with dog. You go to cut your hair, buy somthing in a store, there are waitress that serve you...there are shittone of females dudes.
You do some flirt, talk etc...I even started conversation with some girl I barely know on facebook with "I want to fuck you" and that went good, I was laughing while I texted that (I was drunk) and I couldnt belive that she started some talk, she was "angry" a litlle and we ended up fucking for 50times, it wasnt relationship it was sex that came out of nothing. I know that this example is pure luck but cmon, seriously why do you find it so hard??
I know its robot board but its most intense thing after sense for survival, I mean its natural urge for reproduction, its in you.
Dont know guys, explain it for real please.
>inb4 some immature ansers like kys and I live in society with vaginaless girls
What stops you? What went wrong?

>>35183014
>I mean I am social guy, I am human after all, I got soul and I like to go out, I like friends, there are girls around you, its not something mindblowing to have some girls hanging out.
You meet someons sister, you start talking with random girls drunk or some neigbourhood girl that walks with dog. You go to cut your hair, buy somthing in a store, there are waitress that serve you...there are shittone of females dudes.
You do some flirt, talk etc...

This shit I don't get. KHHV, turn 29 in May reporting in

36 here. lose your vain hopes that a wet hole will solve your problems, because it'll come with a woman.

get away from false friends who want to fucking gloat and laugh in your back about their failed relationships and fumbled fucks.

the game is over. it was never meant to be won.

nobody ever wanted me. nobody ever looked me in the eyes and said " i like you". the most affection i got from a female was a hug because i fixed some trash. these things used to hurt but now they don't hurt that much anymore.

i feel ashamed of even having imaginary girlfriends, so i resort to weird fetishes to push the thoughts away from me. women simply don't want me and for good reasons. i expect death comes along when all hope finally escapes this mortal coil so i can try again sometime in a far away future

>>35183014

You would not be getting laid at all if you were American. It does not matter how "social" and "fun" you are, if you're not tall and good looking you're not getting shit with these women.

>>35182639
>I look nice, I am tall, a litlle bit bigger dick, I have nice confidence and I am social guy

Sounds like you're downplaying your advantages because you want to believe it all comes down to effort.
What do you actually mean by "I look nice", "tall" "a little bit bigger" and "i am a social guy"?

>>35177167
This


When will you faggots learn this?

>>35167069
32 here. I've got your back, buddy.