Would any of you go to a strip club? Have you gone? What was

>bachelor party
>out of town wedding in a midwestern shithole near the bride's family
>go to the """best""" strip club in this dumb town
>very normal strip club experience
>too many tattoos and scars and maybe some infections that should be taken care of
>a week or two later i found out that my cousin works at that strip club

I worked at one for 3 months. Not as a stripper, not a bartender, but as a barback.

What do you want to know?

>>35163644
If you want to throw away money, go to a casino instead, atleast there you can win some of it back

>>35163756
thank you very much for sharing that horrid experience

now i know to steer clear of strip joints in the midwest

have you gone back to see your cousin's tits

>>35163785
what's it like?

were the girls ugly? were they gross hygienically?

what were the regulars like, if there were any

idk, anything you find interesting really

My friend dragged us to one on a works night out. He said he'd pay for a dance for me but was too drunk when we got there so I paid for mine and another guy with us to avoid getting kicked out.

After we got back we found my friend chatting to a stripper who then proceeded to kick off and he got us all kicked out because he basically called her a whore.

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>get dragged to one
>instantly feel uncomfortable
>girl starts dancing on me
>have a legitimate panic attack
>quickly leave and take a cab home

>>35163823
that sounds like a tremendous waste of time, energy, breath, blood

did you get any dances? see anything you liked?

>>35163838
this is the experience i expect of most robots, i know for sure this would be me unless i was tipsy and the girl was open to kissing

>>35163815
>what's it like?
What do you mean exactly?

>were the girls ugly? were they gross hygienically?
The girls varied in terms of looks, but they were all pretty good when it came to hygiene. When I was working, there was a few really hot girls who were there. Pornstar-tier bodies, pretty faces. Most of girls were definitely cute, but not that "hot" without the help of makeup. There were a few less attractive ones, but they still made decent money. When I first started, I thought that the hottest ones made the most. It's actually the ones who can "connect" to guys that make the big bucks.

>what were the regulars like, if there were any
Lonely men. I thought some of /r9k/s posters were pathetic, but I've seen some sad sacks come in. These guys were so starved of female attention that they threw money at the strippers. In the beginning I laughed at them, and while I still look down on them, I'm a bit more understanding.

Oh a normie thread I can post on
I'll skip the boring details and just about my experience

>go to the strip club
>it's dark as you would expect and a lot of flashy lights
>already see girls dancing in the center (kind of like a mini runwalk)
>a lot of other people there as well, most talking with friends and strippers
>lots of half naked women
>friend and I go sit by the bar and order a a couple of drinks
>Lots of girls passing by behind us
>since we just got there, a lot of girls come by us asking how we're doing and stuff, getting real personal
>blow them off because redpilled
>more girls come by
>touching me, pinching my nipples and grabbing my dick
Mind you, half of these girls don't speak English and are Hispanic
>loving this attention, but deep down know they just want my gold
>real cute girl sits on my lap and starts dancing on me
>same for my friend
>me being the autist I am, don't know what to do, and just follow what my friend is doing
>grab the stripper by the waist and just follow her motion
>slide a few single dollars in her g-string and tits
>dance last about 45-1 minute

>we both get a private dance later for 20 bucks
>this is a lot more aggressive
>full on grinding on my dick
>god she smells amazing
>just wanna kiss her neck
>she smiles throughout the whole thing because I had a smile from the moment I met her
>that and we don't understand eachother

Rest of the night was pretty similar. Spent about 100 bucks including the drinks. Sadly couldn't get my dick hard through out the night (alcohol fucks me up)

It was a fun experience. But if you're smart, you know the strippers just want you're money. Makes the whole experience feel pretty detached from how you would think it would feel. The only thing just felt like an empty business transaction.

It was nice to grab a big Latina butt though. I really wanna fuck an escort just to see what sex feels like. But I could only imagine it leaving me more empty inside...

>>35163801

i haven't even been back to that state since then. the guy who was getting married is now divorced.

and like all strippers, my cousin is a drug addict. she has since settled down with one of her regulars and shifted her focus to ruining someone else's life.

>>35163979
That sounds pretty fun man. Not a bad way to spend a hundred bucks with the lads. Might give it a shot some time.

>>35163945
idk, what's it like working at a place with half naked women walking around? what are the interactions like between you and the girls if there are any, are the girls always involved in some kind of petty drama? shit like that

did the girls who make less money resent the "hotter" girls? i feel like they would because it's a double whammy basically being told they're not as pretty while earning less for it. did any of those guys try to get handsy with the girls or did they sorta just sit there like dejected lumps of man flesh?

>>35163979
this actually sounds like a semi-enjoyable experience anon. i feel like that would be the case, that you know they're just in it for the money but at the same time you're in it for the tits and ass

did they actually let you grab their asses or was there any kind of annoying pushing away of your hands?

>>35164048
Yeah it was for sure. I wish I made enough money keep going back.
I wish I could go with guys on r9k. It would be funny to drink and banter the night away with girls around us.
Maybe it would awaken our sad little hearts.

>>35163985
god bless america, right?

it's just being a beta orbiter except they'll give you a hand job instead of nothing if you buy a few dances
it's a waste of money, but no more than most roastie-centric activities

>>35164088
if you live in new york city let's make it happen dude

i'd be down to shoot the shit and talk about hating women while drunk and surrounded by half naked women

>>35164093
hmmm

if i can kiss the girl while i'm getting a handy, i wouldn't mind spending money on that if she's cute

>>35164066
Yeah, the private dance girl actually moved my hands toward her ass.
As long as you weren't full on dominate mode with full on spanking, I think you were ok.
I actually asked my friend before we went. Thought there was a no touch policy.

>>35164110
What part you from?

>>35163944

Yeah I got a dance, the room was almost pitch black so you could barely see anything so it was a bit of a waste

>>35164133
not bad at all, i'd definitely go to a place like that
i think they waive the no touch policy if you're willing to pay more money, its there more so they don't get in trouble with the law

>>35164153
i live in queens, are you saying you're actually from here?

>>35164184
i'm sorry dude, that does sound like a crappy time

>>35163644
Don't go.

I've gone a few times. Most times it goes like this:

> Go to strip club with a couple buddies
> Drinks are $6+ where it costs $2-3 at other places
> Watch mediocre girls shake tits and ass
> Sometimes they rub tits in your face
> Throw out some ones to keep their interest because tits and ass are still tits and ass
> Leave dance stage area, go sit further away
> If you're dressed like a non-hobo, girls come up to you
> Small talk, then "want a lap dance?"
> Pay $25 for a lap dance that lasts 2-5 minutes depending on song length
> Expected to tip extra
> Can't touch, just watch
> They try to sell you $150+ "VIP" or "Champagne" room
> Implication is that more might happen
> Too smart to fall for it
> Don't get cucked out of 100s of dollars

It's just a giant shit-show meant to exploit lonely men. Don't bother.

I went to a strip club in GTA 5, does that count?

I've been to one a few times. A couple times I sucked on some stripper's tits during the lap dance. The last time I went I went specifically to suck on a bunch of titties. I've been wanting to go back but I'm kind of embarrassed, for no good reason because I don't remember a single person of the staff or the regulars who were the same.

It's great. Favorite part? If the bartender's a roastie, never, ever tip her. Shit's hilarious.

>>35163644
Why would I willingly pay money for something I've seen probably millions of times for free through a computer screen?

>be me
>haven't seen my buddy in a very long time
>decide to go to strip club in Seattle for the first time
>get there ten minutes before closing
>these two strippers walk us to the atm machine and ask me to take out $200 (paying for friend, we both already had around $60 in cash)
>they rush us to the private lap dancing stalls,
>barely a few pass and they ask for more money
>was about to take out another $200 when I inly had approximately $300 in bank account
>card denies because of suspicious activity
>clearly intoxicated strippers ask for a grand
>we gtfo as fast as we can

>>35166395
barely a few minutes*

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I went to a strip club once while I was in Pensacola for training. I got drunk and blew 300 dollars. Ever since then I've avoided strip clubs

Went the other day and it was okay. You can really tell the difference between the new girls and ones that been there for years.

7/10 experience

Also destroyed my relationship

Why go to a strip club? I go to brothels instead.