>born on commune to ex-flower child parents who send me to

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>born on commune to ex-flower child parents who send me to rudolf steiner pedagogy school
>they tell me i can do whatever i want vehemently hoping i turn out a transvestite of all things
>im 10 and my dad's giving the usual adderall pitch in the car and one day out pops a handful of these time-released capsules and he says when i was your age i prayed to god these would fall out of the sky
>yanotsosurethatstruedad.why
>both of them work for yahoo btw
>i dont really catch much "tail" as they say and parents notice this and one day they invite my gay friend over
>dad pats me on the shoulder and says "hes a bastard child" and smiles at me like jim carey or one of those actors would and says bye
>we play pickup sticks for about 2 hours and he has this handicapped mental jerk that makes him say "treat yourself" like every 4 minutes
I'm in hot water. Anyone else live in this shit part of the country?