Guys I forgot my birthday. I know my birth year but not the

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Don't you have any sort of ID? Birth certificate?? Holy shit

>>35163313
No, I don't have my birth certificate and I don't know my social security #.

You might as well just cover yourself in mud and go live in a cave in the wilderness. You're basically there at this point

is this a joke?

original content right here.

>>35163244
Do you have your Selective Service paperwork lying around? You should have gotten a card from them after you sent in your draft registration when you turned 18.

>>35163244
It's stampled onto a little metal plate on the underside of your balls OP

>>35163325
Is your mum dead or something? No good relationship with your senpai? Because they could know, specifically you mom, she had to bare you 9 months and actually give you birth and ruin her vagina. There is no way your mom can forget the worst day.

Your school/college might have the information.

Sorry

How did...
How did this happen OP?

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Why worry? It's not like anyone cares about your birthday anyways

>>35163313
>>35163424
>>35163453
Pls learn2lurkmoar

>>35163499
Nice dubs man h-hehe

>>35163424
No, it's not a joke. I seriously cannot remember my birth date.

>>35163442
I don't.

>>35163453
>Is your mum dead or something?
She won't talk to me. Won't answer any of my calls, pretends not to be home when I knock, won't respond to texts or emails, etc...she's basically already dead to me.
Also I went to school in Philadelphia. I live in Arizona now. can't even remember the name of the high school I dropped out of.

>>35163468
I'm not sure. I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 15 and since I never really even told anyone my birthday, I guess I just forgot somewhere along the way.

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>>35163244
Ask us!

>>35163575
sounds like you have young alzheimers

>>35163499
>lurk moar

pretend to be a le oldfag XD all you want but I know enough to see that on r9k, the line is very blurred between reality and fiction and you never really know.

>>35163244

From now on today is your birthday. happy birthday bro.

>>35163244
Do you know in which county you were born?

They should have your birth record on file; you can go to the county records department, and look it up, then start the process of getting a new ID.

Your birthday is April 20th. Happy early birthday Adolf.

>>35163244
So:

* No ID
* No birth certificate
* No proof that you are a US citizen
* No proof that you are allowed to live in the US

Better stay away from the borders, so DHS doesn't deport you.

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>>35163575
>can't even remember the name of the high school I dropped out of.
Haha holy shit, anon. How old are you?

>>35164423
I'm 25 or 26 I think

>tfw forgot how you look like
I have a photo of my class, but don't know which one am I.

>>35163244
Just make up a new birthday. Who will care?

>>35164679
make it something cool tho
>feb 29th

dates and time are LITERALLY a man-made concept anyway. you were born, you're here, that's all that matters.

>>35164807
not entirely true since there is in fact a smallest unit of time between which there is no time what so ever

>>35163244
Do you have siblings or parents you can ask?

>>35165268
my only family member is my mother. She won't talk me.

Check your Facebook anon. It should remind you

>>35165279
Dear fucking god anon, why don't you just ask the hospital you where born in to give you a copy of your birth certificate.

>>35165283
I don't have a Facebook. Deleted it years ago. Didn't have any friends, wasn't posting anything interesting and wasn't reading anything interesting either. So I got rid of it.

>>35165318
How the fuck am I supposed to know which hospital I was born in?

>>35165319
There must be some sort of account online, email or other website where you had to give DOB

>>35165334
Well I guess you can go to any hospital in the US using your health care to ask for a copy of your birth certificate.