You cannot be a robot if you're older than 25 You do not

>>35162601
You're right, I can't understand the college system yet, but I'm actually really scared of having sex, I feel like someone will take advantage of my social autism and sue me for money.

>>35162601
You realize college isn't exclusive to people in their early 20's, right? Also you realize the false rape thing has been an ongoing thing for decades right?

>>35162601
25 years old were teenagers less than a decade ago, the world hasn't really changed that much m8.

>>35162601
you are aware that someone older than 25 can be in college still...

>>35162771
>the world hasn't changed that much from 2007

The fuck are you smoking

>>35162747
Decades? False rape has existed as long as women have existed. This isn't a modern female problem, it's a female problem.

If OP is stupid enough to believe there wasn't false rape before then he's an idiot.

>>35162810
How many often did you hear about it 5 years ago compared to now

>>35162601
>tfw 32 and still in college
>no friends, never had a gf
>live with parents that are fed up with me
>some random anon on the internet says i CAN NOT be a robot so I must be a normie now
wow i feel suddenly so good about myself

>>35162843
You're a failed normie m8
The fact that you're still trying shows that

>>35162831
The internet has become huge in the last decade. Also false rape accusations weren't taken even remotely serious, they're only getting light attention now because of pushback from male groups. The problem has existed forever, it was just swept under the rug before. Now they still try to sweep it under the rug but at the very least some news outlets will report on it but it will rarely be a front page headline.

>>35162808
What has changed so greatly? Keep in mind this is in the context of day to day socializing like OP is talking about. College system has hardly changed since I went, people used their phones all the time then but it was more SMS than phone apps that do more or less the same thing.

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>>35162601
>Baww I'm a 19 yr old virgin.

Your generation is the most conservative yet. False rape accusers are dismissed by Gen Z

>>35162919
lol even day to day socializing is different
Nobody tlks lyk ths anymore
SEVERAL new websites
Group text messages
Your phone now has email as a basic app


>SMS
Who the fuck calls it that
>>35162972
I'm 19 senpai


>>35162975
It's not like they have a label over there head that says "I will accuse you of rape if I regret fucking you"
Granted, these harpies should be thrown in prison

>>35162912
The internet has been huge for as long as I remember

and I've been using it for my entire life

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>be older than 25
>have no hope for the future or potential
>be an 18 year old shitposter that doesn't belong here
>have your entire future ahead of you, still in the prime of your youth

try again

>>35163071
>implying you can't just find something you're good at and self teach

nice meme

>>35163051
Then you're just a kid. Pre-Smartphone era internet wasn't even remotely what it is now.

>>35163020
You think some tech that makes things more convenient really changes that much?
>SEVERAL new websites
if anything the web is way more centralized now. You were barely sentient 10 years ago so I guess it makes sense why you'd think it was so outrageously different.

>>35163168
I'm 19.

Literally everything you could've ever needed was on the internet for as long as I can remember

>>35163210
The internet has always been centralized m8

What else do you think IPv4/IPv6 And TLD's are for

>>35163020
>lol even day to day socializing is different
How?
>Nobody tlks lyk ths anymore
Incredibly minor
>SEVERAL new websites
Such as?
>Group text messages
Group messaging has been around forever
>Your phone now has email as a basic app
So what? There was always plenty of wi-fi hotspots and computers around if you wanted to check your email.

You think everything has changed so much because phones made some things that already existed and were already being used more convenient to do? lol

>>35163156
you will literally never achieve happiness if you're older than 25, at that point you're far too old to get a virgin gf, just disgusting used up roasties

far too old for anything really, theres no hope by that point

>>35163340
Then go for a 5/10. That's the only option you have.

>>35163248
In this context it's obviously talking about traffic to sites: facebook, youtube, twitter etc. with integrated APIs on every site.

>>35162601
>college
I'm 25 and been a NEET since i was 18, what i hate is that i can no longer hit on 15 year old girls i look too old and their parents won't buy it if i say i'm just 18

I was in education at a time when protests were anti globalisation

>>35163020
>SEVERAL new websites

oh shit, I was skeptical if there was just one new website, but several?!?!

>>35163309
People speak shorter sentences
At least when I talk to people under 25, you fucks talk in paragraphs or single words

It's an example.

Off the top of my head, Instagram, twitch, twitter


>>35163372
facebook intergration has been around for a VERY long time now

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>>35162601
chh, shut up, kid

>>35163309
People speak shorter sentences
At least when I talk to people under 25, you fucks talk in paragraphs or single words

It's an example.

Off the top of my head, Instagram, twitch, twitter

Used to cost extra m9 and be a special feature

>having to use a public computer just to check your email


"muh wifi hotspots"
And now your phone's a wifi hotspot! Welcome to the 21st century


>>35163372
facebook intergration has been around for a VERY long time now

>>35163407
Off the top of my head, twitch, twitter, instagram, and several fansites for games, as well as interface overhauls to several existing websites

>>35163474
What was even good about the 90s
Seems like it was boring to me.
Nothing ever happened back then.

>>35163215
Yeah you're a kid.

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>>35162601
>I feel like a robot because I'm a failed normie that failed to live up to normie standards so now I'm a robot and fit in with you guys haha xD

kys faggot, learn what being a robot truly means

>>35163583
What even is a failed normie anyway

It's basically a robot, someone who got rejected from society

>>35163441
Teenagers act differently from adults.
It's an example that means nothing.
Twitter's been around for 10 years. Instagram is just photo sharing, innit. Doesn't do anything new just more convenience of things that already exist.
People often carried their laptops with them 10 years ago.

You're big thing seems to be "phones make things more convenient now so literally everything is different" but this really wasn't the massive leap you seem to think it is.

>>35163638

A true robot is content with themselves without trying to conform to societies norms. A failed normie is someone who complains about not having a gf or some other bullshit normies care about. That's not a robot. That's just a brainwashed faggot that thinks he's a failure because he failed to live up to the Jew propaganda.

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>>35163721
>wanting to fulfill your instinctual desires is jew propaganda and a result of brainwashing

W E W L A D
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>school kid claims older people can't understand how unfair life is

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>tfw 20 and feel my life isn't going anywhere
>in a community college because my HS grades were too shit for uni
>studying a field I know I will be mediocre in
>I slacked off on my studies and I am almost certain I am going to be denied transfer to a uni
>I am completely miserable because I'm an antisocial wreck and I cannot live up to my own expectations
>know I will waste my 20s because I foresee my life not changing in the slightest unless I do something drastic right now
>considering saying fuck it and enlisting after I get an associates this semester
>maybe having a drill sergeant stomp my guts out will give me the drive and work ethic to succeed in life and the self confidence I need to form relationships
>worried that military life will consume the precious years that is my early 20s

help

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>>35162601
>modern college system
>struggle

>>35162601
>You do not know the struggles of having to deal with the college

if you go to college or have gone to college you ARE a normie

>>35162601
>>You do not know the struggle of being afraid of asking a girl out because that might get you accused of rape if you aren't an 11/10 chad
>being THIS beta

holy shit

>>35163842
what's wrong with getting an education?

>>35163842
>implying my parents don't just pay for it all

>>35163844
I'm pretty sure some girls have hit on me once or twice, just I was always too scared to make a move

turns out my oneitis back in high school liked me and I was always too scared to make a move but she was a grade under me and now I've graduated ;-;

>>35163892
>he thinks robots can have oneitis
lol

>>35162601

I'm a 26 year old white male that went to college in one of the most liberal universities in the country. I was literally berated about my race once a week by both whites AND non-whites and was mocked for being a single white male by white women in the arms of black men.

YOU don't know shit. Being white on a liberal campus is like having a target on your back. You have to constantly be yelled at and blamed for shit you have no control over and shit you got no benefit from. I had to constantly be on guard and on the defensive because any slight misstep would cause a fucking backlash.

And the biggest irony of it all was that I was getting called a privileged oppressor by people literally shouting me down and shunning me who got free tuition for being black or being a woman while I had to work 2 jobs and take on a lot of debt just to fucking make it through the door. The goddamn nerve of these people, it's why I'm a fucking virgin loser. You just can't fucking get along with people like that, you just shut off, keep your head down, and just go about your business.

This is why I hate niggers and women, because they are some of the most privileged people in America with grants and handouts literally given to them for being who they are and I have to get shitted on for shit I wasn't alive for and shit that gave me no benefit simply because I was born white. Shit's gone too far. Most of the black people here aren't even decedents of slaves, their immigrants the same as me.

>>35163930
>he worked two jobs just to go to school
lol

>>35163855

You know you have the power of the Internet at your finger tips? You know you can learn whatever the fuck you want for free? It's not the 60's anymore where you have to look for niche books. You can literally type any subject in google and start learning. Oh wait, you fell for the school debt meme? I feel sorry for you. I understand you feel like you need a piece of paper that's worth less than the ink printed on. If you do, you're destined to fail anyways. Just another jackass that's going to hope his degree lands him a job like the thousands of other retards doing the same thing. Sorry, that piece of paper isn't going to do jack shit. It won't even get you an interview. What happened when people were ambitious and made them selves be known? Now a days its just hope you get noticed and make someone else money while you get a shit wage/salary. Disgusting. You think any CEO got to where they were by simply being someone elses wageslave? Heh, kiddo.

>>35163967
That's why you get two degrees in a similar field mate

It puts you a step ahead of everyone else

>>35163967
>Oh wait, you fell for the school debt meme?
You just have to live in a country where it's free.

>>35164004
>implying the free college system is actually good

I like the US college system, it keeps all the trash out

>>35164135
>I like the US college system, it keeps all the trash out

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No it doesnt, the shit gets free college tuition paid for by the taxpayer and school grants. 80% of the black and hispanic people in college don't belong there. And at least 40% of the white people. It's all a money scheme.

>>35164135
>keeps trash out
>what is affirmative action

>>35164163
>be me
>be 3/4's white and 1/4th asian
>say I'm asian
>have asian last name
>collect grant money

>>35163782
The world's changed m8

What, you think technology in 2007 is anywhere close to where it is now?

>>35163671
>having to unzip a bag, open up a laptop and wait for the hard drive to rev up is just as convenient as taking a rectangle out of your pocket and placing your thumb on a rectangle at the bottom

literally what

>>35162718
>yet
underageb&

>>35163394
It's still illegal even if you're 18

>>35163402
How long ago was this?
I'm genuinely curious

>>35162773
>actually staying in school after you get your degree

why

>>35163803
Just apply to some shit tier uni's and one is sure to accept you

>>35163830
>you have to get a C to pass the class otherwise it's considered a fail

>>35164161
Here at my uni most of the people I see are white, then again, I'm not really looking

>>35163721
>>35163768
exhibit A
ajfne

>>35163907
>Girls have normally approached me to talk

am I socially retarded and haven't just realized that they're interested, or are they just being friendly

>>35164671
literally 90% of the board complains about not having a gf

these people are the minority

>>35163536
>19
>being born in the late 90s let him be around a shitload of technology
>kid

w0t

>>35163210
>9 isn't sentient

?

>>35163531
Could I get an answer to this? I always here people raving about how nice the 90s were and how everything was so much better

>no wars on the news
>nothing to shitpost about in september

It honestly seems like it must've been really boring back then

>>35163855
>robots who are too dumb to know how to school complain about robots who actually bothered to get an education

>>35164004
where is college free anyway?

>>35163907
>He's never liked a girl

>>35163930
Just stop giving a fuck, it's not hard

19 yo unifag here
they have us use old unmaintained software for all of my engineering classes
feelsbadman

>>35163964
>he's never had a job
lol

>>35165121
>he's a wage cuck
lol

>>35164790
I don't remember jack shit from when I was 9.

>>35164633
they've had this since like, 2012 I think
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>>35165170
Holy shit, the amount of samefagging in here is off the charts