Can someone please telepathically fill my body with poison and give me the sweet release of death?
>started coughing
>hopes suddenly go up at the thought of having tuberculosis
>>35162498
Uuuuck. Why are you so lazy. Just take the initiative.
>>35162602
Just go to Toys R Us and buy an assault rifle. If you live in America, it is literally that simple.
>>35162573
>got sick twice in two weeks
>hoped I got HIV when I had a blood transfusion