>cute new girl at work with nice booty >say hi to her today

>>35161286
>8th grade
>have to do dancing for school
>touch a girls arm
I am the most alpha male on this earth.

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>>35161286
>make eye contact with a girl
>she looks at a blank wall right away
>I keep staring
A big boy has entered the building

>>35161707
Holy shit, man! That's some alpha stuff.

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>be in 5th grade
>gym class is having a dance unit
>all males will dance with females since our class has more girls than boys
>gym teacher says if you have a crush on someone let me know before class and I'll try to see if I can partner you up
>Nice that one qt will be partnered with me
>Don't care about girls cause I'm swimming in poon
>me and all my friends bring gloves to school day of dance
>where gloves to make girl feel unwanted
>tfw she ended up being one of the hottest girls in the school

Probably still thinks of the Alpha who didn't want her til this day.

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>be in 5th grade
>researching topics for essay
>teacher says we can sit wherever we want
>sit on floor with my back against wall
>reading history textbook
>qt pt crush walks over
>says she wants to sit with me because I look lonely
>I let her and continue with my work

who literal /pussymagnet/ here?

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>>35161286

>Be me in class
>Girls drop her pen
>Pick up for her
>'Thanks anon !'

Hah, Imma get dat pussy

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>be in kindergarten
>ask qt crush to marry me
>says no
>"haha you thought I was serious"
Bitch BTFO

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>taking classes at community college
>cute girl in history class
>send her friend request on FB
>she accepts
>immediately deactivate account
>never go to class again

wew lads

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>ask a girl out in freshman year in front of the class
>she says no
>the class goes quiet
>then i whisper
>"hah i actually don't care"
>the entire class starts going crazy, all the men are saying "OHHH" really loud and the girls start violently fingering themselves
>all the men (including the teacher) start patting me on the back, and the girl starts sucking my dick
>the teacher smiles as he sees this and whispers in my ear "you did good son, you did good"
>school is dismissed 10 minutes later because they couldn't handle my alpha powers

i am the real top dog around these parts