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>live in a literal trash heap with 4 suitemates
>10 bags of months-old garage in front of door
>sticky substance all over the common area walkway
>centimeter deep layer of filth on the stovetop
>depressed because they never clean up
>have no social life
>go to church this morning with agirl
>never been before but just want to go with her
>have a good time, get home to my apartment and do some homework
>this evening
>drink some good Polish potato vodka and chill with agirl
>come back to the apartment slightly drunk
>oh shit i'm in the wrong apartment, its crystal clean
>girl i never seen is cleaning the fridge
>pause for a moment, she looks at me
>mfw
>do a 180 and walk back outside
>check to make sure this is the right building
>it is
>and its the right apartment
>its not a dream, its real life
what the fuck is going on.
God is real
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whatever anons
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very nice story, although im afraid having a gf makes you a normie
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>dude you can get a gf who'll accept you for your shortcomings if you just go to church lmao
You forgot the part where you have to be born white
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Your roommates probably got kicked out by the landlord while you were away and nobody bothered to notify you you no longer have a place to live
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