>h-hey dad, I have to tell you something. I-I'm (breathes)

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ur not gay
and ur not my son
just beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee urself OP

>kicks mouth

And score!

>>35159678
>Hi gay, I'm dad

orizgjahsgfvg

>>35159678
I already knew that, I found your "trap" porn on the family desktop

>>35159678
It's ok boy, I won't beat you or anything. Now please get out of my house.

I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to tell me my son. I don't care if you're gay or not, you're my son and I love you. I only want the best for you.

*unzips fly*
Thank god, I was worried it would be rape

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>>35159678
Are you sure, son? Do you want daddy to help you find out?

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>>35159678
>I'm gay
I'll be the one to decide that
let's see that boipucci

>>35159678

Pray for med resistant AIDS.

Try not to get AIDS, faggot

The only thing we have to discuss is that you have an incurable disease and lack the guts to kill yourself.

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>>35159678
You're gay, son? Well ain't that a funny coincidence

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>>35159678
I always knew you weren't like the other boys. Always dancin around and shit

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>>35159913
yeah I saw you shaking that bubble butt

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>>35159678
>dad

Today marks the day when you no longer have a dad.

>>35159678
It's okay, were a well off family, I will pay for your conversion therapy.

>>35159932
>>35159887
>>35159913
wait but if he's ur son and he exists you must of fucked a roastie pussy then

That's pretty gay mr OP

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>2017.16
>not being gay until now
>shiggy diggy
>costanza.jpg

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>>35159971
I gave birth to my son myself
he's a protein and beer child

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>>35159971
Obviously I adopted him to go full Woody Allen with a teen boipucci

>>35160059
but he's got ur hair and ur eyes

the doctor can confirm who the father is and its you

>>35159678
I would have a conversation with him about how kikes are putting messages in our media to encourage degeneracy.

>>35159797
This.
>tfw would be super supportive parent
>tfw will never have a kid because red-pilled about women and single men can't adopt

>>35160117
i would have show'd the error of his ways and force him to fuck a male rhino theres a 50% chance of him being a furry lover instead

>>35159772
I fapped to it as a matter of fact and you may have noticed that there's more now

I know son. I've always known. I'm proud you had the courage to tell me. I love you and remember: there is nothing wrong with who you are.

>>35160202
i also converted your mother into a trap and she wants you upstairs now

>>35159678
Stay the fuck away from me. You damn mentally ill fucking idiot. You actually fell for the damn rhetoric people spew about gayness not beinf a choice?

Get the hell out of my house, actually you saying that proves that what me and everyone before you ever did was for nothing. What an absolute waste and I should have used a condom that night. I fucking hate you, you no longer have a damn father, get out of my damn house.

>>35159678
that's why i don't want any male children. besides being really cute, females bring like 1/10th the problems

>>35160224
meant this origi >>35160194

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>>35159678
>>I'm gay
Prove it.
What? Can't handle a real man? Pussy.

>>35159678
>teleport behind him
>snap his neck
>"heh, nothing personel kid"

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>>35160110
Well, then I guess that party was way more wilder than I remembered and that girl wasn't really 2D.
Don't do drugs kid. Now, what was your name again, son?

I wouldn't really care if he sucked cocks, but being such a melodramatic fag about it is grounds for deeming him a fuck up. Keep that shit to yourself and bottle up your feelings like the rest of the men, bitch boy.

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>>35160242
>females bring like 1/10th the problems
>What do you mean I can't wear mini skirts? I HATE YOU I WILL TELL MOM YOU HIT ME
>Dad meet my new bf Tyronne
>Dad remember that night I snuck out and went to a party? Well I got drunk and someone raped me!!!
>Dad I'm pregnant and I think it's Tyronne's!

How convenient, just got this Taser lol

>>35160277
This.
I would not mind if he was gay, but he still needs to be a man. I don't want him walking around with purses and makeup going "Oh mah gawd, Stacy! You are soooooooOooO CUTE!" I want him to be seen as a man.

>>35160277
>>35160340
t. insecure omegakeks

>>35160312
but they're so cute. just look at them :3

>tfw my mom confronted ME about my being trans when I was completely in the closet and trying my best to look and act like a normal guy
>ask her how long she's known
>she says since I was fucking four years old
>kicks me out anyway

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Nice to know, I don't really care though.

Just don't be one of those SJW gays and don't be in people's faces about it.

>>35159678
that's okay son. who's your favorite transsexual?

>>35160387
Why would I want a son of mine to be like me?

>>35160581
That all could have been avoided with abortion.

Bet your mother regrets missing that appointment at the clinic now, huh?

>>35159678
what a retard. how doesn't he already get that i don't wanna know any of that?

i'd probably get outta there as fast as i could, and pretend that conversation never happened.

>>35160635
>who's your favorite transsexual?
rose

>>35160312
>Dad I'm pregnant and I think it's Tyronne's!
I told you that would happen. Now go get a job and pay for the kid yourself.

>>35160312
>I HATE YOU I WILL TELL MOM YOU HIT ME
women will definitely do this

I guarantee the """fembots""" who browse here have done this before

>>35159678
>"You're a WHAT?!"
>punch
>"Do you think you're funny? Do you hate this family"
>"NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A LIMP WRISTED FUDGE PACKING FAIRY"

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>watching a movie with my parents
>tits come on screen
>dad: better look away anon, can't have your fag eyes seeing something like that
>proceeds to laugh his ass off
>mom and little brother laugh too
>awkwardly laugh myself to play it off but im dying on the inside

>>35159678

Is that why you're wearing that white and gold shirt?

>>35159678
>who are you?
>did the sperm bank tell you who I was? >I literally don't care as I didn't raise you and don't know you.

I knew I should of put you on hormone blockers. C'mon, you're going to be made into a girl since you love sucking cock.

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>>35159678
Here's my coming out text - I sent it to the majority of all my family randomly one day

>>35159678
>"hi, gay. I'm dad"
>"also, you're fucking dead"

>>35160789
Shouldn't have chosen to be a fag then.

>>35160845
that's the gayest thing ever. i'd hate being related to you and having to stand all your bullshit faggotry

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>>35160635
Michelle Obama

i should have known I'd need an orig

>>35160845
I support bisexuals but that is the most fucking gay thing I have seen.

>>35159678
>Dad
You know Chad is your real father, right, son? Why don't you go talk to him about your fetish?

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>>35160845
That's fucking cringe hombre.

What was the reaction?

>>35160911
>>35160952
I have an unhealthy obsession with emojis, heh. I text like a flaming faggot, but, thankfully, I don't talk that way.

>>35161064
They went extremely overboard telling me how OH-SO-VERY-MUCH they love me, but I guess it's marginally better than the alternative (I kind of despise the majority of my family for a large variety of reasons unrelated to sexual orientation)

>>35160312
For some reeeeeason that I cannot place, that picture makes me infuriatingly mad.

>>35159678
Good. Better than dealing with women... Don't get AIDS. Use a condom son.

>>35161186
Good thing you have an accepting family. What made you want to tell them?

>>35160242
Lollllllllllllllllll l l llll LLL l
You've clearly never had a female friends or a sister growing up

>>35159678
Prove it, my originale son.

>>35159678
Good thing that I have several kids.

>>35160845
I'm a semi closeted bi guy and even I cringed a little.

>>35159775
Lmaooooooo

Origatorade

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>be obviously gay my entire life
>just have whatever that unfortunate fag gene is
>entire family just assumes i'm gay
>have zero interest in "coming out" because i'm gay not a faggot
>fucking faggots have created this "coming out" culture
>i'm 20 and my family is starting to seem annoyed that i won't tell them
>they drop little hints about friends having "coming out parties"
>cringed at just hearing about that
I hate that i'm supposed to be proud of this shit and flaunt it. Hell I would probably tell them if they just asked. I'm not in denial, I just don't want any of the bullshit that comes with being publicly gay. I hate faggots so much I would rather talk about how much I hate them and hate the jews that promote this shit than talk about being gay.

>>35160845
kill yourself you absolute scum of the earth

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>>35160202
>>35160224
Jesus Christ robots have the best timing

>>35159817
This is the first time I've laughed at a 4chan post in months. Thank you anon

>>35161586
>"coming out parties"
lol wtf

I really wouldn't care if my kid turned out to be a homo. I would be mad if he turned out to be a tranny though.

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>>35160789
This reminded me of the dad insulting his son for being gay at every turn. After doing something he mentions the time and the dad says, "Time flies when you're a faggot."

Does anyone have that picture?

Get out you FAGGAT

>>35159678
look son you're confused, tomorrow we'll meet with Mike Pence

It's okay son. Now I have someone to practice for girls on when your mom isn't home. Show me that boipussy

>>35160845
you're a fucking liar. i'm gay as fuck and love big cocks in my ass and mouth and this makes even me cringe so hard my anus puckered

>>35159678
I fucking hate this commercial I wish they would move onto something else

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>>35161586

>"coming out parties"

>>35161376
Just wanted to get it over with, I guess. Better than them finding out some other way, right?

>>35161489
Haha I'm an incredibly cringey person and often want to impulsively shoot myself whenever I remember one of the (MANY) incredibly fucking cringey things I've done.

>>35161888
About what are you accusing me of having lied? I don't quite understand, anon. Is it really hard to believe that some of the people on this board are incredibly pathetic?

>>35161586
Whoops, missed the kill myself bit. Don't worry, anon. I'll be doing that soon enough.

>>35160312
This is why I don't want a daughter

>>35162036
>About what are you accusing me of having lied?

that whole text is full of internet lingo some of which comes directly from 4chan (qt3.14)

do you really think your family knows what the fuck qt3.14 means? the use of emojis and the ~ symbol at the end of your sentences is also incredibly cringy, holy shit. i'm in utter disbelief that someone would have so little self awareness. they probably forgot about the fact that you were coming out for a moment just long enough to be like "what the fuck am i reading"

well atleast ur not a furry

im a furry

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>>35160581
>trans
We here at 4chan.org are okay with homosexuality and most of us hold nothing against gays
But by god we do not tolerate faggots like yourself, get the fuck out of here you sack of horse shit

>>35160789
Tell your dad to stop being such a lousy cunt then

>>35162270
>We here at 4chan.org are okay with homosexuality
This is what faggots actually believe

It's an illness. We can treat it.

>>35159678
Okay, just no niggers

>>35161124
Sure you don't faggot

>>35160845
You know... I think a part of this awful degenerate fucking culture we have is because you idiots aren't afraid of your parents. I mean, well and truly afraid of your parents. Your parents are your friends or something near enough to it. They don't seem to know how to discipline you properly, nor set a fucking example of proper fucking behavior and so you have become...this.

When you neck yourself, take them too. The world doesn't need a replacement.

>>35159797
Such a faggot would never be able to bear children.

Go back to Fantasyland

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>>35159678
There's no reason to be ashamed of your dick. Let me show you how to not rip the skin when you do it.

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>>35162427
Well, someone is disappointed in his parents.

>>35162267
Good for them then lmao. I've long since passed the point of giving a fuck about any of my actions or how I appear to others. I'm a degenerate, I know it, and I've stopped trying to do anything else because why the fuck would I?

>>35162411
I mean, actually, I probably wouldn't really mind it. It helps to attract other fags, and I think it sounds kind of ___qt___.

>>35162427
Why would I be afraid of them? They can do literally nothing to me that would even begin to approach the level of pain that daily existence causes me. I'd fucking love for my Dad to snap and hit me or some shit - that's a free ride on the gravy train for me, and then I'd get to live the NEET life, fully financed, for however long I wanted. I will say, he snapped once and hit me after I'd turned 18 (it had nothing to do with my sexuality - I'd said something along the lines of 'fuck you' I think), but everybody gets one freeby. However, I did tell him that if he ever did it again, that would be that. I mean, it's not like I can just fuck him over no warning; it just wouldn't be right. Oh, but nowadays I hate both of my parents anyway (as well as the rest of my family, as I said in an earlier post above), so I guess it doesn't really matter anyways.

Yeah whatever, just don't feel proud about it like all other degenerates. lgbt is for fags who need their safespace because the jews make em think they are oppressed or something. Also, no stupid clothing, wear stuff that looks neet and nice, something cool, not dumb and stupid

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>mfw my dad is handsome af

>>35159797
>only want the best for you
>is happy to have a son who is part of a degenerate culture known to be more likely to develop diseases, STDs, take drugs, be promiscuous, have more abusive relationships, die younger, more prone to molesting children, etc.

Shit parent detected

>>35160845
i would hate to be gay and to have to asociate myself with massive faggots like you. What a huge fucking piece of retarded shit, kill yourself

>>35162778
Please see >>35162070

This is gonna need an original bit

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>>35159678
Dad? You dont have a dad.

>where did i go wrong?
>why me?
>i tried so hard

>>35162725
>not loving your son unconditionally
Shit parent detected

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>>35162725
That is why the superior Japanese lineage shall not mix blood with dirty american pigs.

you'd be surprised how those criteria can be turned around to essentially shit on everyone

>>35159678
>Yeah Son, I know.
>Did you think I couldn't figure out what you two boys were doing in your sleepovers? This house is pretty quiet at night, y'know.
>Anyway, I'm proud of you for talking to me about it. Don't worry about Gramps, I'll speak with him soon.

Spread that bp boy.

>>35162970
I've got no idea what this faggot is trying to say

>>35162968
>HAHAHA YEAH. YOU BETTER LOVE THEM UNCONDITIONALLY EVEN IF THEY HAVE A HEROIN HABIT, EXTREMELY FAT OR A COMPLETE BUG CHASING DEGENERATE WHO LETS STRANGERS FUCK HIS ASS OR YOU'RE A SHIT PARENT

You're supposed to be their parent, not their fucking friend. Maybe if your parents had been harder on you you wouldn't have ended up the loser you are today.

>>35159678
nobody gives a shit, son. holy shit get a life

hi gay, i'm dad xD

"Hi gay, I'm dad!"

Then, 8 hours later, I wait until my gay son is fast asleep, and cry for hours while drinking ketchup straight out of the bottle.

>>35163304
why ketchup?

>>35162968
tough love

I want them to be the best they can be. If they are too terrible ill disown them but to do so would kill me.

>>35159678
Whatever son fuck off im trying to play Siege.

>>35163105
essentially what you say doesn't mean shit if you aren't providing the source and even if you do, it is merely "more likely", in the context between father and son, do you think the son revealing to his dad that he's gay will suddenly increase his odds of "diseases, STDs, take drugs, be promiscuous, have more abusive relationships, die younger, more prone to molesting children, etc." if they weren't a problem before the talk?

>>35159678
I know you are. I'm the one who molested you, remember?

>>35163350
being gay and living a good life aren't mutually exclusive tho

>>35163105
>A HEROIN HABIT, EXTREMELY FAT OR A COMPLETE BUG CHASING DEGENERATE
One of these is not like the others

>>35160845
I know this is bait, but the person who wrote those words should actually get curbstomped

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i would not mind if i had a daughter was a lesbo

that way tyrone and chad will never cum on her.

>>35160845
so, those far-fetched gender talk are more likely than not made by meta trolls for bait and reverse psychology

what's new here?

>>35163395
Being gay is the cause of all of what I said. Not coming out.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1556756

There's a study for the paedophile thing. I'm not going to bother with the rest. It's all easily verifiable with a simple google search and is sourced from various peer-reviewed publications and government research groups like the CDC.

>>35163482
They're all the same shitty lifestyle choices being willingly made. None deserve kindness or acceptance.

>I'm gay

No you're not we are ordering mike pence's electro shock therapy. Only jerk off to the straight section on pornhub from now on.

>>35163528
you havent dealt with many lesbians IRL have you?

even lesbos have a chad/tyrone phase to "see if they are really lesbians" and even actual genuine lesbians still every once in a while throw in chad or tyrone into a threesome with their invariably Bisexual girlfriend

source: i have been recruited for this thing before

>>35163488
Haha sorry anon. I genuinely and unironically sent that to most of my family. Frankly, I'd forgotten how bad it was. I'm a fucking joke.

>>35163548
I don't quiiite understand you, anon. I'm sorry.

>>35159678
Hello Gay, I'm dad!
(laughs)
also you aren't my son.

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>>35161802

Ask and you shall recieve anon

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>>35159678
OP be like pic related

>>35160845
I think I'd actually kill myself I texted that to anyone holy shit man

>>35163528
you know lesbians have like, double the rate of abusive relationships over straight couples right? shes probably gonna get her teeth knocked out by her butch girlfriend

>>35159678
>Where the fuck did I go so wrong to have a son who became a faggot

I'd make sure he knew pretty early on that being gay is degenerate

>>35165265
but then you'd just have a gay son who acts like a homophobe. kinda like Mac from Always Sunny.

and we all know it's less weird to be gay and open about it rather than hiding it like some kind of faggot