Anybody else /Chad when drunk, Robot when sober/ here? >Be

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Anybody else /Chad when drunk, Robot when sober/ here?
>Be me
>Manage to worm my way into a popular girls party
>Someone hands me a beer
>Feel awkward if im holding a drink and not drinking it
>Down it in 20 seconds
>Feel awkward if im holding an empty drink
>Put drink down
>Feel awkward if my hands are empty
>Grab a new beer
>RINSE AND REPEAT
>5 minutes later and im smashed
>Become chad as fuck
>Everyone thinks im legendary
>Chat up three girls, pull one
>Get invited to party after party because everyone thinks im cool as fuck because they only see me drunk
>Pull a girl at half these parties
>Always ask them out on a date the next day, sober
>Always autist out if they even talk to me again, let alone go on the date
>Crippling loneliness
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