Im too much of a pussy to kill myself, anyone know any good hitmen

>>35153774
I kind of want to egg you on because I know you're going to post on like Craigslist or something and end up asking to hire and hitman and then the undercover cop finds out it's to kill you. The police will be confused but they've already invested manpower and resources into this even if it's just playing "hitman" online, so rather than just send you to mandatory inpatient treatment they'll invent some crime that you've committed. Then you're really fucked. Good luck killing yourself before Tyrone tears the gentle fibers of your anus.

>>35154005
I really want to know if it will be illegal to hire a hitman to kill yourself you could probably sue the police department or the city if they want to press charges

Do you get millions of dollars from the city donate it all to underfunded Latino and African-American majority schools

rinse and repeat

Hire a hitman to kill some random Chad from your childhood then they will likely kill you too when you tell them you are a NEET who can't pay them.