On your path, you stumble upon The Monolith. It hums and shakes

>>35152597
Hey Monolith, should I try to learn to draw and better myself?

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>>35152631
Perfect, back to wasting away it is. Thanks monolith!

>>35152597
what up C-Con

is there hope for me

>>35152597
Do I have dubs?

Is Brandi a virgin?

>>35152597
Will I ever snatch 140kgs or more?

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>>35152699
Witness the Monoliths power!

Will I succeed in fucking her?

>>35152597
Should I go to law school?

>>35152597
Hey Monolith, should I coast for the next 5 years until Michael gives me neetbux?

>>35152597
Will I be alive on my 30th birthday?

Will going to university turn me into a better person? Thanks monolith.

>>35152597
Oh Monolith, Monolith, will I ever gain happiness?

Will I get laid before I hit 31?

>>35152597
should i make music instead of watching sailor moon?

>>35152865
How about before I hit 32?

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>>35152597
Chairman Keel, did you know I fuck Rei's shitbox daily?

>>35152865
>>35152895
Fucking Christ. 33, then?

>>35152865
>>35152895
wrekt

98dfd89f

>>35152597
Is there a chance that we will be together?

>>35152927
Getting better. It's not going to be a hooker, is it?

Has she ever had feelings for me?

>>35152597
Oh Wise and Mighty Monolith, is this the year I finally lose my virginity?

>>35152998
Fuck, I guess I have to get some friends first

>>35152597
Will i always be fuckboy without a job, money and room?

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>>35153052
Y-you too monolith.....

Is my penis too small to be pleasing to a woman?

1. should i play through soc again

2. will i get a gf in the next 3 months

>>35152597
Will I ever get a girlfriend monolith?

Hey monlith , will i ever make it work with my gf and finally live with her

Is she interested in me?


originelli

>>35152597
yaknehe

>>35152597
Yo Monolith, will I always be a self-hating loner?

>>35153317
cumumumla

>>35152597
Should i stop using drugs?

>>35152597
Oh the great monolith, Does a god live inside my left thumb?

>>35153317
>>35153346
nigger you're anonymous. stop posting code words to ask questions.

>>35152597
Will I lose my virginity this friday?

>>35152597
Monolith, should I take a shower?

Will she ever love me back the way I love her?

>>35153439
Sweet never showering again

>>35153446
Will I ever be rich, healthy and loved?

>>35153376
Will the monolith decieve me?

>>35152597
Will I ever find a girl willing to cater to my fetishes

>>35153541
Will I ever find a trap or reasonably feminine man willing to cater to my fetishes

>>35152597
do you think i will ever make those webpage shrines?

>>35152597
Will I ever actually have a relationship with a girl before I die.

Will March be a good month?

>>35153600
I got a chance guys :')

must i begin the journey to create it

>>35153600
>>35153627
>relationship
you didn't specify what kind of relationship. Enjoy the friendzone.

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>>35152597
Will she accept my confession?

>>35152597
will i do anything for lain?

also rerolling for my previous question

Will things get better when I start working again?

>>35152597
Will I ever get this girl to go out with me?

>>35153631
are you sure of that decision?
origin

Will I get a gf soon? I just really need that feeling in my life again...

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>>35152597

Hey monolith. I'm gonna die alone, right?

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>>35153700
you don't belong here. get out.

>>35152597
is 100 website shrines too few?

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>>35153712

I-I kinda thot so... Cya, monolith...

>>35152597
Will I ever become a one-man army?

>>35152597
is 500 too many?

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>>35152597
Will I win the lottery?
gjhjghkg

>>35153759
The monolith must explain

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C-can i get a gf/bf soon???

>>35153775
What an asshole monolith

>>35152597
Will I ever meet a girl who is not terribly uninteresting but also wants to date me?

>>35152597
Will I be a millionaire and never have to work?

>>35153751
*shoulder pat*

>>35152597
rolling for 3-digit answer: how many shrines is the base line? do you recommend multiple hosts?

>>35152597
will i ever find a perfect boyfriend monolith?

>>35152597
Do you think she likes me

>>35152597
Will I find a gf this year?

oregansosamflmas

>>35153929
Fuck off I renounce your power.

>>35152597
Should i get a job?
Originalyoriginal

>>35152597

Should I bail on the new job I got tomorrow before I waste their time.

>>35153948
The Monolith shakes and sinks into the ground. You let out sigh of relief, believing you are no longer tethered to the Monolith's prophecies, but something is off. You feel an ominous presence.
You turn around; The Monolith is behind you.

>>35152597
should i go in chastity?

>>35152597
Monolith, should I quit living a live of sloth and laziness and get myself back out into the world?

>>35154075
Wow, I guess that settles that, then.

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>>35154045
Fug ! The monolith has a benis

>>35152597
will I finish it this year?

Can I please have a god damned gf soon?

Monolith, will my crush ever like me back

>>35152597
op is faggot?
this comment is original

>>35152597

I just ate all my ABV, am I going to die tonight?

does she like me oh great monolith

Will be a really bad idea date that fembot?

>>35152597

Will I ever be truly content with my life?

Should I kill myself?

oreganio

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>>35154663
need some help there pal?

>>35152597
Did he ever love me?

benedict cumberbatch

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>>35154689
If you help it's not honorable sudoku, I got it covered.

>>35154700
benedict cumberbatchs love is always true.

>>35152597
should I add A on facebook when we have more mutuals?

Should I just give up Mono?

>>35152597
Will my life ever improve? Dammit, how come my posts are never original?

>>35152597
should i turn blonde into gyaru

>>35154757
will she eventually be my gf if we do?

will i succeed in life?

ooorrigginnnallle

>>35152597
Is it just a waste for me to even talk to the girl? Am I just being annoying or am I actually succeeding?

>>35154844
you're succeeding by just being alive.

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Will dragon loli ever enslave humanity?

should i kill myself mono?

Should i try what i think

>>35152597
Should I start studying now dear mono?

>>35152597
Is it gonna be okay tomorrow?

>>35152597
should i tell her i miss her
/

my ex cheated on me?

>>35152597
should i make a move on this girl?

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>>35155006
*shrugs at you* okay

>>35152597
Monolith, will somebody finally extinct humans?

>>35152597
Should I ask G/M out whenever I feel ready?

can i be normal mono?

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>>35152597

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith
Oh Monolith, we do not hear you, why have you left us, oh Monolith? We await your orders, oh Monolith.

Oh holy monolith, will i ever become a funtioning member of society?

will i die this year dear mono?

>>35155161

I guess STALKER fans will never be the same.

One you cheeki-breeki you never go back.

>>35155161
>No
the monolith is most wise.

>>35155161
hivecucks btfo

>>35152597
will Felicia ever be my girlfriend again?

eli cheated on me mono?

>>35152597
roll as original as it could be

>>35152597
rolling for farther info

>>35152597
Will I achieve what I long to achieve?

Will I ever find a job related to my degree after I graduate?

am i asexual?
oregano

>>35155398
limp dick syndrome?

Will I commit suicide this year?

Did my girlfriend cheat on me?

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>>35155161
Jokes on you I blew up the C-Con so no more Monolith :^)

Will I ever originally find what i'm looking for?

Will I meet a beautiful woman with a sacred soul, marry her and eventually have a cute daughter together?

>>35152597
Will I ever get to meet Kim Kardashian!?!?!?

>>35155532
Well a probably is more than enough for me I'll keep trying.

Will there be a game like Wakfu or Dofus ever again?

>>35155541
Thanks Lori
>>35155555
Checked

>>35155522
Can you be a little more specific ya fuck?

Will he contact me soon?

oregano

>>35152597
Should I immigrate to the US illegally?

>>35152597
is the monolith accurate 100% of the time

original comment

>>35152597
Will this year be successful?

>>35155568
doubles is yes, ya moron

>>35152597
will marlies love me?

will i die while sleeping today?

>>35155585
Try it pussy, border patrol will lynch your Mexican ass
Also >>35152597 should I finally reunite with my friend after all these years?

>>35152597
will kelly love me?

>>35155605
Waow I didn't even think about checkin for dbs, noice.

>>35155623
God speed anon.

blox

>>35152597

Will Blue kick my ass?

Will he move out soon

Will i lose weight in 2017?

Should I yank it three times in a row? Currently at zero.

>>35155669
thanks, i hope it's true

>>35152597
Should I use my weak hand to fap?

>>35152597

Will my loneliness end anytime soon, monolith?

>>35155742
Can I definitive answer please. This is a conundrum.

>>35155642
Be more specific.

oregano

>>35152597
Is the monolith a good source for advice?

>>35152597
Oh great Monolith, will I pass my end of year project?

>>35152597
if i get get drunk tonight will i wake up in my fantasy world and never be able to escape?

Oh Monolith, will she ever love me the way I love her?

>>35152597
will julia sleep with me???

Should I tell her? Origanimonimo

>>35155787
monolith im on you're ass there is no hiding

now answer the question

>>35155824
what about the okc whore. Will she have sex with me?

>>35152597

will humanity ever transcend mortality and achieve divinity?

my ex gf cheated on me? tell me mono

Is this relationship worth keeping? Like actually trying to the full extent?
Its already getting somewhere that might be interesting...

>>35152597
O Great Monolith, I seek your vast knowledge of times yet to come.

Will I ever leave this town?

You already know what I want, will I ever get it?

>>35155909
grab a blanket and get comfy.

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>>35152597
Will I get a girlfriend in the next 2 months?

>>35155853
will i have sex in march of 2017?

>>35155954
will i have sex in april of 2017?

>>35152597
It will never get better will it?

Hey monolith, do you think black people are functioning members of society?

>>35155989
does this mean i will die in the next 2 months?

>>35156060
will i die by a car?

Is my life going to start improving now?

monolith, should all the anons in this thread follow your advice?

>>35152597
am i going to kill myself?

>>35156094
will i die by a train?

Does a better video game than Skyrim exist?

>>35156125
at least its honest

kwj54

>>35156125
welp, time to quit the thread guys

>>35156139
so i should avoid trains in the next 2 months?

>>35152597
will I kill myself soon?
orioginal paste

dear monolith, you know my question, yes or no?

>>35156143
>Of course!
It's confirmed guys, the monolith is a fraud

>>35156172
will the okc whore suck my dick?

Will I ever achieve true happiness?

oawdioawd

>>35156206
will the okc whore have anal sex with me?

Will I get a gf by the end of the calendar year?

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>>35156219
You know what you need to do.

Originallio

>>35156232
will the okc whore give me any std's?

>>35152597
O almighty rectangular black monolith
Do i have a chance ?

>>35156259
does this mean the okc whore will kill me?

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>>35156288
Watch yourself there bud, a killer whore is on the loose.

>>35152597
Good night dear monolith, will i ever be good at something?

>>35152597
Will I make it into the program if I apply this upcoming weekend?

Will I die in my sleep tonight?

orig

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>>35156288
brah, the puss aint worth it.

>>35156370
>>35156219
these are both my posts

happiness here i come

>>35152597
Hey monolith. Can my one of my closest friends come back from his death in that car wreck

>>35156370
R.I.P., peaches.

>>35156392
some people get all the luck.

Sleep tight anon.

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>>35152597
Am I destined to save the world?

Will I ever be 18 again?

Will I be an eternal neet? Oh great Monolith

Will I meet my true love at this dance class tomorrow?

>>35152597
will i get an answer from here?

Am I going to die at this dance class tomorrow?

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>>35152597
Will 4chan shut down this year?

>>35152597
Will I ever succeed in the LPS and get my dream job?

Will anon's mother die in her sleep tonight if he doesn't reply to this post?

original

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am i really suffering from a personality disorder

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May I insert you into my urethra, o monolith?

>>35152597
Do i have a shot with the euro chick?

is any of this actually real?

>>35156506

Do not forget: you are here forever.

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>>35156591
oh lawdy

Ofrr

>>35156597
its actually been easier to get away from 4chan lately. Ever since the elections, the IQ of this place has dropped significantly. Theres rarely anything interesting here anymore.

>>35152597
O Monolith! Should I draw more and play less videogames?

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Have I been on the right path this whole time, or should I give up on living this lie?

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>>35156681
I fucking knew it
Now I must right my wrongs. This will be tough...

is anything going to happen between me and jill?

>>35152597
If I kill myself, will I get to live my fantasy life?

is everybody in this thread a gigantic faggot?

>>35152597
Should I stop talking to that one chick

>>35152597
Am I going to get fired from work before I have enough to move away?

will I die next year be honest oh great one

Where you being truthful regarding my first question?

>>35152597
O Magnificent Monolith - will I have a relationship of any sort with the girl in my history class?

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>>35152597
Am I God?
fds87

>>35152597
Should i be a sissy

Should the above tripfag dress up like a girl, bend over and spread those cheeks while taking pictures to post on /r9k/?

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>>35157000
>trips
It has been confirmed. Now you know what you must do.

Will I get anymore nudes from her?

>>35157129
>>35157053
Shiiit :DDDDDD

>>35157223
You are literally obligated to do this now anon
I expect to see a delicious spread boypussy soon ;)

Should I take the job offer?

Will tomorrow rain?

Do robots have a chance at happiness?

>>35152597
are my parents mad I slept in all day

should i quit the job of fanciful memes i currently hold?

Tomorrow i will be her bf

>>35152597
will i get a gf that loves me?

This is for a question i might have in the future

>>35152597
WIll I ever get a biological female as my wife with mutual love for each other?

>>35159394
Fuck you monolith. Please let this post show you were being sarcastic.

>>35152597
will things at work be ok?

>>35159411
You son of a bitch. I f I ever see you I will fuck you up. This isn't funny man, I really want a wife. I'm sorry.

Does the Monolith suck donkey dick?

Should I just kill myself and stop expecting anything to come of my life?

>>35152597
will my efforts to make a tulpa work?

Is she really gonna kill herself

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>>35159726
Oh
I'll just go violently cry then

is there still hope when it seems unlikely?

>>35159755
i mostly meant in this particular situation but is the answer the same?

>>35152597
Will I be able to fight through the urges and tolerated the cravings and quit smoking?

>>35152597
Is kek dead?

>>35152597

Does she luv me?

O-Dick-Anal

>>35152699
underratedasf.jpg

>>35152597
Am I going to get the job? Can I finally tell my current company to fuck themselves?

>>35152597
Should I drink some bleach tonight?

>>35152597
Oh great Millionth, will I make a cute trap?

Who is crazy here you me or everyone on this board?

Is chaos magick real, Monolith?

>>35152597
Monolith should I start giving girls my phone number

>>35152597
Hey Monolith. Will I ever fight in the ufc?

>>35152597
will I pass the exam?

>>35160243
Fuck yeah. Thanks monolith.

>>35152597
Will I at least be an attractive passable trap?

STFU niggerlith

>>35152597
Will anime ever be real in my lifetime

>>35152597
Will I have kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu?

jej

Will I ever get to experience my fantasies in my lifetime?

>>35152597
will it all end soon?

>>35152597

Can I expect my plans to actually succeed?

>>35152597
Life still feels empty and boring. Should I kms?

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>>35160673
I'll...I'll keep at it then!

>>35160706
>Perhaps, with luck

Even this bs stone doesn't know what the fuck to do with me

>>35152597
Will this spring be the beginning of a good new era for me?

>>35152597
Will she make the first move
Oreganaos

Will I ever become a qt trap?

Gggg

if i stay with my current gf, will the fact that she used to be a gigantic whore eventually pass my mind at least largely and i will be happy again, or will it overshadow every other good quality in her causing me to, in time, hate her. basically should i stay with my gf

>>35161152
that really isn't very helpful :(

>>35160467
Looks like it's back to the gym and look for a new job.

Should I make this a regular thing?

Will I succeed in ccing?

>>35152597
Is this 4chan's themesong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeAS_7cJLjw

Monolith! will i ever have a gf?

>>35152597
Will my cut be successful?

>>35161311
Fucking #rekt

AHAHAHA

>>35152597
Am I going to make it?

originalo oregano

>>35152597
Will I ever stop drinking cheap vodka?

When she comes back, will i be able to get her to sit on my face?

will i get my package tomorrow?

>>35152597
Will a girl ever love me?
Can she ever love me?

Will I ever hug her?

>>35161385

Yeah that's how she'd respond if i told her to, too.

This thing legit.

>>35161311
>>35161399
Getting a gf is the beginning of the end, you've been warned.

>>35161384
lmao
dohregano

>>35152597
I won't ever have a chance with A, will I?

>>35152597
will i get a gf this year sometime at work

>>35152597
You said I won't ever have a chance with help of friends, does that mean I will succeed if my friends don't help me? (I just want you to clarify)

>>35152597
Will we reconnect over her breakup?

>>35152597
will I ever ascend to my true form

>>35152597
Does she miss me the same way I miss her right now?

should i stay up tonight?

>>35152597
Oh mighty Monolith, shall I acquire a qt gf?

>>35161541
top rekt

kjeqdchak

>>35152597
If she doesn't miss me the same way I miss her, does she miss me at all?

>>35152597
Will she come and talk to me if she breaks up with him?

>>35161572
>Re-roll and it will attempt to deceive you.
shaking my damn head to be quite honest famiIia.

>>35152597
Yo monolith, did I fuck up?

>>35152597 do they miss me?

>>35152597
Should I approach her?
Orefsdghfdgggno

>>35152597
Oh mighty monolith, will I get to fuck/cuff this girl or wut mane?

Will C ever be mine?

>>35152597
Will the drugs kill me?

>>35152597
Will i get to fug the girl i like?

>>35152597

even though life is relatively decent, should I kill myself O Monolith?

>>35152597
Are traps gay?


Originalio

>>35152597
Will I get the internship in San Diego?

>>35161607
If I miss her romantically and she doesn't miss me romantically, she could miss me as someone to talk to, so I didn't re-roll.

>>35152597
buh
buh
buh
buh

>>35152597
What about tesla?

>>35152597
Will I do well in school this semester or wut mane?

>>35152597
What about RC?

>>35152597
You said she would approach me with the help of friends, does that mean she's going to ask someone where she can find me?

Will I find someone better than she was? Someone that I can relate to and who will make me feel good about myself?

>>35152597
Before he approached her, was she starting to feel the same about me as I did her?

Will I find someone AS good as she was? Someone that will settle for me that I'll be okay with?

>>35152597
Will she ever tell me that she loves me?

You know what? Fuck you, you monolithic piece of shit. I'm just gonna fuck whores until I'm dead.

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>>35152597

Should I move?

>>35152597
Will I die in the Marines?

>>35161879
What the fuck is that originalllllly supposed to mean?

>>35161943
Don't be Marine infantry :^).

>>35152597
Will things get better when we move in?

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>>35152597
Is it possible to become super fit like I envision

>>35152597
Oh magnificent monolith, will I be the one to kill all the politicians and end the failed experiment that is democracy?

>>35152597
Will I ever get a nice girlfriend who actually cares about me and for who I am and respects my opinions, and have a happy life?

>>35162002
>current year+2
>being a POG

Should I do it?

I'd prefer 8, since we're planning on doing it together.

will i ask you my real question?

>>35152597
Will I ever make it out of the friendzone with oneitis?
originigger

Will I have sex this year?

orangeanal

Will I met Taylor?

Will I win the super lotto plus while young?

>>35152597
will i ever get a chance with a cute girl?

>>35162599
Will I win the super lotto plus before I'm dead?

Will she hang out with me on Saturday?

Orig?

>>35162599
>>35162649
holy shit
checked with respek

>>35162649
Monolith, were you lying to this anon

>>35152597
am i influencing her actions

>>35152597
Will I have decent odds of having kids with her within the year even though she's way better than me and lives in another country?

>>35152699
hello skelly
monolith, do you speak the truth?

Will l feeI better from now on?

?

>>35162649
Sorry bucko.
>>35162763

>>35152597
Will I at least come into some money to not worry about anything by June?

>>35152597

Will I ever get a gf?

Italian herb that sounds like original

Hello Mono
Should I give up?

>>35152597
Should I kill myself?

originalago posto

>>35152597
Should I hurry up and died?

>>35152597
Will C*** be my gf, monolith?

>>35163132
Probably? So yes?

>>35163149
You're a funny dude, monolith. But seriously, what will be the outcome?

>>35163166
Awesome! So will it be by July of this year?

>>35152597
Is my ex lamenting over me in her recent posts?

will I see her again?

makin thi original

is it time to search for greener pasture?

should i go masturbate again

>>35152597
Should i waste anymore time on this bitch?

>>35152597
Oh great Monolith, will I get laid this year?

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Love me again will she?

>>35152597
Is she going to let me put it in?

>>35163524
Fuck you monolith she already told me it doesn't matter what happens as long as I'm the one she's doing it with.
Will she be my qt gf though?

>>35152597
Should we eradicate all Indians?