Pajeets are the BIGGEST autists. Story time: >Sitting in library

No, just end the thread. This is very racist and I'm upset.

>>35150129
Are you a poo man?

>>35150116
More like
>pajeet was being alpha and you, being the jealous little presumptious fucktard, decided to step in and act like a autist

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>>35150116
Do tell i hope poo is involved

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>>35150220
She was obviously in distress, and looked very uncomfortable
I'll continue though

>>35150274
go on famington

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autistic indian american here ama

>>35150274
I think you mean
>she was obviously in heat and wanted the BIC

>>35150116
>>35150274

I love you, David Bowie.

>>35150116
"Guys should I continue?"
>>35150274
"Well I will continue anyways"

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>>35150386
big indian cock lol read this
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm
Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

Your litterally a white knight stop

>>35150575
me want fish n chipz mummy

plot twist: OP turns out to be an autistic white knight

>>35150591
yep our tendies

Was he an ugly poo? Did he have an accent?

that's funny, op. because i'm that pajeet and i thought it was YOU who was bothering our fair asian lady so i stepped in desu.

>>35150116
>Barge into the conversation, and tell him he's completely wrong
>poodude looks genuinely stunned
>He stammers and is like w-whats y-your name anyway
>Tell him my name
Just for context he was telling her that he wanted to "go into drug design", or "Bioinformatics"; she was completely flabbergasted why he was even telling her this
>Tell him you in at least a PhD in Biochem or Organic chem to get into the pharmaceutical industry
>"H-how do you know?
>I'm a biochem major, accepted into pharmacy school
>What did you major in?
>Biology
>Continue to tell him that taking comp sci classes would be worthless because they have no hand in anything creative regardless of industry
>qt laughs at this and says I'm right (she turns out to be a nursing major spoiler alert)

Op tries to win upvotes and cool points but everyone shits on him. Sad!

>>35150776
>Stammers on and tells me that I'm wrong and don't know what I'm talking about
>Continue on and tell him that he would need to go get a masters in biostats to do bioinformatics, not just take some comp sci classes over the summer
>By complete fucking coincidence there was a career book on the table for some reason
>Get it, and tell him that maybe he needs to read this
>She's laughing her ass off and he's starting to look really pissed, like I ruined whatever the fuck he was trying to do with her
>She tells him that he should have done more research about his major, and maybe he didn't take school seriously enough
>He pivots the conversation to her, telling her that he went to undergrad in Boston, and that his school was right between harvard and MIT
>He tells her that he didn't want to take school too seriously and be "depressed" like all the people he saw from the ivys around him
>I ask how it must have felt to be right next to harvard but not actually a student there
>She giggles
>He stammers on about how he wouldn't want to be a student there
>She chimes in and tells him that people have social lives, party and drink to relive the stress

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>>35150939
Settle down and have some curry randeep

>>35150943
go on famerini

>>35150943
did you get her OP?

So in an attempt to save a fair maiden from some socially awkward dude Op became a bullying white knight.
Cool story. Why'd you have to be a dick and even brag about it?

>>35150943
Ok to give some more context to this act in this poo colored autism play, I'm a literal WEWUZKANGZ, virgin, and I've never done any drugs, gone to a party and I don't even know what alcohol tastes like.

>He completely fucking spergs out when she mentions this
>"Y-you shouldn't be drinking!!!11!!
>"It's so bad for you!!"
>Calm down, I say
>"She's not talking about being alcoholics genius, it's normal to drink socially"
>Stop being so weird and obtuse
>He's visibly frustrated at this point
I was actually slightly worried he would attack me
>No!!!111!!
>Drinking is 100% bad for you!
>Dude it's normal
>Talking to her now
>The only time when we're actually alcoholics is during finals week haha right
>She laughs and enthusiastically agrees, this totally turns me off but whatever
>At this point he's annoying as fuck sperging out over drinking, and I've turned off of this chick
>So what was your plan here, just talk to random people in a school you've never been to about your future?
>I-it's always good to have friends!
>This isn't a very effective way to make them then
>You should go home and google you career options before you annoy strangers about them
>He's fucking scowling at me
>I actually start to anticipate a fight now
>He just gets up and walks away

>>35151213
>literal WEWUZKANGZ
Fuck this meme is too deep, I mean I'm actually Egyptian, not black
Before any of you call me a whiteboi with a hate boner for random pajeets
Anyway
>She thanks me for "saving her"
>Tells me how awkward it was for her
>Tell her it's no prob, we both obviously looked like we're busy and he started annoying the fuck out of us
>Ask if she can watch my stuff really quick while I return my biostats textbook
>Come back and pajeet is at the next table, annoying some guy
>Pack my stuff up and she thanks me again
>Walk up to pajeet, shake his hand (I regret this)
>"Good luck with you ((((future))))
>She laughs hysterically
>I go to class

By the way, he looked uncannily similar to pic related and had a slight accent
She always had a chink accent
Lord save us from International students

>>35151213
>He just gets up and walks away
At least Pajeet knew when there's nothing in it for him anymore.

>>35150116
you racist piece of shit
i bet u were the one annoying the girl

tl;dr op white-nights some alcoholic whore and wants validation from r9k

>>35151381
ITT: OP bullies a kid with some very obvious social issues in order to impress an asian girl. Then he brags about this heroic act on a website for weebs with low self esteem in the douchiest way possible.

>>35151583
>validation from r9k
I don't really see how I'm bragging or asking for validation
Just posting a social situation that happened to me that is inline with memes about indians

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>OP bullies some robot trying his best to interact with women
>OP will claim to be a robot

>>35151730
You gave a shining example of the crab in the bucket mentality. Keep pulling others down so you aren't at the bottom.
This isn't leading anywhere. We need to stick together. Why destroy Pajeet? Why not just give him some friendly advice?
Have your actions help change the world into a better place for robots instead of inspiring the next killing spree.
Help each other. Fight the bitterness.

>>35151742
How the fuck did I bully the little autist?
He sat next to me and started annoying the fuck out of me, even if the slut wasn't there I would have done the same thing

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>>35151213
I wish he had hit you, you sound like an asshole

>>35151918
Hahaha wow did posting all those meaningless platitudes feel good?
>fight the bitterness
HAHAHA

>>35151923
You bullied him by making him feel bad about himself. You could have just told him the both of you just want to study and ask him to leave friendly. You put him down because he was an annoyance to you. The bad feelings he created in you lead you to reflect them towards him. Thus you multiplied the bad feelings.

This is not to blame you. This is to give you the chance to think about why and what you are doing, where it leads and what your alternatives could have been.

>>35150116
Do you feel alpha? Like what the fuck dude it's not like you wanted the girl so why go out of your way to embarrass some dude who was trying his best? If he was really that annoying just tell him you're trying to study and keep it down.

>>35152064
>your behavior made me feel bad. You have to change your behavior or else

>>35152062
It's true though. You feel worse than before. Now you come here seeking approval and when you aren't given that you are irritated and feel even worse because you have the next conflict at hand.

>>35151918
gayest shit ive read in a while

>>35152071
>embarrass some dude who was trying his best
The way I see it I saved him from further embarrassment at her hand

>>35152120
Great job dictating to me how I feel. You're so talented. It's like you know me because you projected your own feelings of deep inadequacy and impotence onto me.

>>35152062
>>35152131
Not that guy, but why are you guys even here if you're for shitting on other dudes to impress roasties?
Go back to Facebook or Reddit and be the failed normies you are.

>>35152144
But you could have done it without trying taking a shit on his life. She would have probably ignored him quietly, you made a spectacle. You're 100% a faggot.

>>35152191
Autism is not to be tolerated anon
If someone beat the shit out of you and told you to man up as a kid, you wouldn't be here right now

>>35152084
You didn't get the point. It's not me who's feeling bad because of your actions. It's you and Pajeet.
Also if I was threatening you with consequences my point would be a farce, wouldn't it? I'm telling you the natural consequence of your actions.

>>35152191
im not saying I'm okay with OPs story. I'm simply saying that guy's post is gay as fuck

>he has a folder of dead gay pedophilia meme celebrity

>>35152233
>>35152191
Time to grow up faggots. You don't get a chance to express yourself or your feelings because you are inherently worthless. You deserve to be shut down at every turn

>>35152241
Clearly not because you're here too.

>>35152187
You are obviously frustrated and annoyed. I was trying to help. If you don't want that help that's fine by me.

>>35152273
>I'm not threatening you with consequences, I am simply informing you of them with my divine knowledge

Thanks narcissist

>>35152324
Hahaha embarrassing. You're such a force for good in the world. Everyone appreciates the awkward and contrived attempts you make to "help" others.

>>35152318
Exactly
I hope he learned from this experience stopped annoying others to satiate his autism

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>>35150116
>>35150776
>>35150943
>>35151213
>>35151381

Good show, OP. As a student who spends most of his time procrastinating in the library, I would have loved to witness your confrontation with Mr. Loo.

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Wow OP, you sound pretty cool and I want to be your friend in real life and beat up those stupid nerds together xD. Do you have a patreon or twitch channel?

>>35152279
>dead gay pedophilia meme celebrity
Explain yourself before I murder you

>>35150116
>>35150776
>>35150943
>>35151213
>>35151381
>>35151918
>>35151923
>>35152191
>be me, poo-in-loo Pajeet
>my whole life people make fun of me, never have friends
>girls are completely uninterested in me
>people look down on me because of my skin color and looks
>parents put constant pressure on me to do well in this country which is foreign to them
>years of isolation means that all I have left are my book-smarts and family
>come to /r9k/ as my safe haven
>finally graduate high school and get to go to University, where people say things will be great
>make thread on /r9k/ asking how to make friends and get a gf
>they tell me to BEE MYSELF
>tell me I just need to be more outgoing, approach some girls in common settings like coffee shop, library
>in library studying
>see qt asian girl across the room
>takes me about an hour but I finally muster up the courage to go talk to her, nervous as fuck
>not very good at conversation, but the internet tells me girls love to talk about themselves
>ask her innocent questions about herself, what is her major, what year she is
>remember that I also need to contribute to conversation
>begin to tell her about some of my interests
>obnoxious nigger that was sitting near her bursts into the conversation out of fucking nowhere
>immediately insults me and gives me a shit-test in order to try and look alpha
>confused at this rudeness, I ask him his name
>he starts spouting out some bullshit about how he is "le ebin pharmacy major" as if that implies any level of competency or knowledge save rote memorization
>he says computer science classes are worthless and nobody ever gets a job with computer knowledge (lmao!)
>at this point this asshole has shit-tested me and won due to my awkwardness, so I attempt to save face by mentioning I went to school near Ivy Leagues
>nigger begins talking about how he binge drinks all the time
>me, not having friends, have never been to a party
>fire back and tell him drinking is bad for him
>cont

>>35152528
let me stop you there

these are never funny and your point is already made

>>35152528
>nigger loudly shouts that there is absolutely nothing unhealthy with binge drinking 2/7 of the time or more during your college career
>he calls me a "genius" sarcastically, as if we were still in grade school
>he calls me "weird"
>a fucking nigger who interrupts other people's conversation just called ME weird
>ohwow.jpg
>roastie whore giggles which just eggs the nigger on, fueling his primal brain's instinct for poon
>tell him "hey man I'm just trying to make some friends"
>he rudely tells me to go home and google shit
>the girl is still giggling
>decide I don't want to be around a rude smelly nigger or this roastie chink
>just walk away like a mature adult

what a day for me

>>35152636
to be quite honest with you i dont care about your personal opinion, so I posted it anyways

I'm friends with an Indian.
He's a really cool guy.

He says it's the South Indians who are the weird fuckers, even in India they're seen as awkward sperg retards.

They actually look like an entirely different race.

>>35152694
you're a liar harry

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>>35152662
>>35152528
OP here, I laughed my ass off
I'm not black though reeee

>>35150116
>>35150776
>>35150943
>>35151213
>>35151381
>Be Pajeet
>No friends, not great with English
>Lonely, just want some companionship
>Always get made fun of for being Indian
>See a cute girl, decide to approach
>Never done this before, guess I'll just be myself bro
>Starts off rocky, but I'm trying
>Ask her the basic questions, like her major and interests
>Some Egyptian asshole starts bullying me
for no reason

Fucking Chad piece of shit. All robots need to unite no matter the color

>>35152636
stay buttmad OP

>>35152817
I'm not even close to being chad though

>>35152943
>See robot struggling to break out of his POO covered shell and interact with a female
>Decide to fuck his shit up and make him look like an even bigger sperg

Nah, you're a Chad.

>>35153105
This. You crushed his self confidence. It will probably take years for him to recover and approach another stranger.

>>35153168
>It will probably take years for him to recover and approach another stranger.
Good

>>35153168
>This. You crushed his self confidence. It will probably take years for him to recover and approach another stranger.

Pajeets need to stay in their place and leave women to the superior white man.

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>biochemistry

And this guy thinks he's hot shit

>>35153297
Never said I was famalam

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Anyone else feel like there's been an influx of "Anyone interested? Should I continue"-shit lately?
Did more people from /b/ start coming here recently for whatever reason?

>>35150116
was he a poo man, waiting in the sky
would he like to come down and blow our minds?

>>35152636
let me stop you there

ops story was boring as fuck and we don't like normies around here

>>35152528
I fucking hate pharmacists

I want to kill them all

they are stupid wastes of life, net negatives on society

>indian bot tries to become normal
>chad op humiliates him
can't even try without having scheming normies in your way

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>>35151918
>help change the world into a better place for robots instead of inspiring the next killing spree

>>35152478
>I murder you
please do. i don't want to show up to work tomorrow

>>35154100
>inspiring
you could always do it yourself, dumb animeposter

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>>35154216
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You sound like a huge fag OP

>>35152728
I have a friend who is south Indian and he's actually very outgoing and successful. India is a big country.

Why are there so many pajeets on /r9k/?
Poofaggots go and stay go

>There are people actually defending the indian
How low can you people sink?

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>>35150116
They really. I wage kek for pizza co. and all my coworkers are pajeets who scratch their ass and dont wash their hands. mfw I cant order a pizza unless I make it myself REEEEEEEE

>>35151381
>Walk up to pajeet, shake his hand (I regret this)
Did it smell like shit afterward?

>>35155509
I washed and sanitized the fuck out of my hands so no thankfully

It's really weird, Indians are either chill as fuck and good people or absolute assholes and there doesn't seem to be any room inbetween. Really perplexing.

>>35150116
Fuck you, what an asshole

> Be me. Witness 2 nerds trying to flex their boypussies to a QT pie face.
> poo boy gets up first, followed by stuttering second shortly after.
> approach QT 3.14. "You are quite popular this evening" , smile and head towards the exit.
> she blushes.
> stop at exit and look back. See QT watching me. " come on, let's go "
> she smiles and gets up. I can tell she is a little nervous. She gathers up her papers and laptop and makes her way to my side.
>"what are we going to do anon? "
> "we're just going to have a relaxing night at my house."
>she giggles
>she winds up spending the night.
> fucked 3 times. Came in her once. The third time took awhile to go and I think I was pretty dry by then so not too worried about pregnant. 8/10, would fuck again.

very nice RP ITT really catalyzed my cashews