Does tinder work for you robots? Im 19 and pretty decent looking

>>35149905
It'll work for you if you're good-looking and want one-night stands but for the love of God, don't start a relationship with anyone there. That place is full of women who are constantly showered with male attention to the point of becoming extreme narcissists.

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>>35149905
TINDER DOESN'T WORK, AND WILL NEVER WORK
IF YOU'RE NOT A 10/10 MULTIMILLIONAIRE CHAD WHO CAN DEDICATE 100% OF HIS ATTENTION TO STACY AT ALL TIMES, TO THEM YOU'RE ON PAR WITH A FUCKING DEFORMITY
ACCEPT THE SUPERIOR 2D
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG, GO BACK TO /R/TINDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35149999
>fucking checked
>>35149905
Tinder won't work for robots, because girls that are anything like me, will not be on Tinder. They'll be in their rooms, playing video games that lost their appeal long ago, and wallowing in regrets.

>>35149905
tinder doesnt work for us anons under 22

>>35150937
you summed it up perfectly. theres no anti-social network for robots. my pretend future girlfriend is out there being a lonely staying in doors doing the same thing I'm doing. we are never going to meet knowing each other circumstances. even signing up for tinder itself seems disgusting to me.

>>35149999
The women I've met on tinder just get really needy really quick

Like I've been on four dates with teh girl I'm seeing now and she keeps telling me she loves me and misses me and I think I might have to break up with her for being way too fucking fast

I guess what I'm getting at, is if you don't want women to dive into a relationship with you instantly, I dunno, I guess be a bit of an asshole and don't listen to them all the time/respond constantly

Gotta hit a balance where you can actually date casually for awhile and it seems impossible to do that on tinder

I've had it for 5 months and literally gotten 0 matches. And I like in a major city. I'm THAT ugly.

I'm going to kill myself.

>>35151026
Maybe you're just gay. Woman can see that even if you're attractive, desu~

>>35151026
I applaud you for trying and at least putting yourself out there. I am too much of a pussy to even get on tinder

>>35150999
Go tell some other board about it, tripchad.

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I got matches but I didn't want to talk to any of them because the idea of actually going on a date and then having sex is really off-putting. I guess I wanted to ease into a gf situation with a sort of boring pure innocent qt. You don't find that on the internet nor anywhere in reality.

>>35151556
Go for Madeline.
She looks like a genuine person.

>>35151956
We could trace her via that picture and ruin this for you.

>>35152058
wouldn't be very nice though

I even supplied the thread with a pretty solid pickup line

>>35152096
You brag, you face the consequences :^)

>>35152096
>solid
If you say so.
And I'm sorry for even mentioning it. It indeed wouldn't be very nice, and there's no reason to spoil someone's happiness just out of spite.

>>35152193
>no reason to spoil someone's happiness just out of spite

Did you forget where you are?

>>35152167
spooked

>>35152193
worked 3/3 times in my experience, seems playful and innocent. just try it desu

>>35151803
but I am not physically attracted to her

>>35152696
now you know why you don't get anyone

>>35152696
At the end of the day that's not what it's about.
But hey, don't take advise from me.

>>35152775
I didn't try though. I deleted tinder after I read one of the matches profiles. She said "if you don't eat pussy, swipe left". I figure any girl I would be physically attracted to is probably really gross like that. Probably even most of them I'm not attracted to.

Being alone is comfy though, so it's okay.

>>35152848
eating pussy is amazing tho

>>35149905
Nah, it's not really worth it unless you're looking for a quick hit and run.

I use it like a game when I'm taking a shit, I swipe right on girls who are cute or I could think I have a shot with (they have to be local I ain't swiping on 25 miles away) and see how many I get.

Otherwise it's just an app for narcissistic women.

>>35152889
not if it's stinky and gets HPV in your throat

>>35149905
Big scam. You go in under the pretence that it's a matchmaking service and all you end up doing is giving random cunts ego boosts for carrying out the difficult task of existing.

Do what I do and write the entirety of the female gender off, and if any cunt so much as blinks at you, tell her to fuck off or you'll pull her hair out and feed it to her.

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>>35149905
Women on Tinder are WAY pickier than irl, so the average bloke got a very low success rate.

>>35149999
>tfw the vast majority of women you know have had Tinder
Great, as if finding a girl wasn't already hard enough.

>>35151556
Why would you even swipe right on girls like Madeline when you can obviously get better?
They don't deserve the validation, man.

>>35152951
>if any cunt so much as blinks at you, tell her to fuck off or you'll pull her hair out and feed it to her.
sounds too edgy

why don't you just find a nice enjoyable video game

>>35153005
>They don't deserve the validation
I didn't even talk to her, so how sincere could that seem?

And I can't necessarily get better. I don't do any getting. Girls like Madeline don't do anything for me, so if I can't get the attention of a girl who is pretty like Allison then pretending I want anything else just seems like being a weird asshole.

I mean I guess my sex drive isn't high enough that I just want to pork pigs just to get off.

It definitely works. You definitely need to have decent pictures of yourself, and no selfies. It's not all narcissistic women. There are lots of normal people there. Combining good pictures with a good bio is the best way to attract the normies.

>>35153026
Did you just fucking blink at me

>>35149905
Installed it about 3 days ago. No matches whatsoever except for bots.

Promptly deleted it a while ago after masturbating.

Truth be told, it only served to increase my hatred towards women.

>>35152951
You hold wisdom in you and I agree with most of what you said but still... I fear being alone as an old man.

>>35149905
met my gf on there

she's cute and puts up with my autism

Op here what if i just want to get booty pics and nudes from random whores and not so much meet them irl

Using an app to automatically swipe right. Now gone through 928 women with no matches.

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>>35153372
how did you do it? was it hard?

>>35153102
Matching with her is considered validation enough. That's why so many girls don't reply after matching.

>>35153299
Nothing to fear but fear itself.
Nice dubs.

I guess I'm decently attractive. I've fucked a bunch of cuties(and some not so qts) from tinder. My strategy is to wait like a month until I stop getting matches then I reset my profile. New profiles are more visible to girls

Tinder works for chads and for chads only

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>>35153426
>tfw swiped right on 100 girls a day for over a month with no success

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it's not easy being chad

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>>35154738
o wait
yes it is :^)

>>35154738
>>35154760
what fucking language is this god damn

>>35154760
Not even impressive she looks like a 4 at best lol

>>35154783
normie language

I just installed it im above 6/10 at least ive already attracted 7 black chicks.
Id rather just sext them than meet them how common is just sexting?

Okay, im white, 6"3, kinda broad shoulders, but average build, will I get matches?

I feel like I may get a couple from some 5/10's but honestly I'm just terrified of going and meeting up with a girl, never done anything with women before

I want to try tinder just to see if I get any matches, for validation. But I'm scared someone will find me there.

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>>35155276
> inb4 fag

>>35155389
This is pretty much my situation anon

Is it true you need a cuckbook for Tinder?

>>35155599
Yeah you do originally

>>35155389
This. I don't want any of my friends finding me on there. They don't know I'm gay and I don't wanna accidentally match with them

maybe i'm just half a fag but i have no interest in doing anything with some woman who uses tinder

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Alright boys, help me get laid.

>>35155869
Really? You're gonna try hooking up with a basic bitch like that?

>>35155869
ask her what's wrong with her neck.

>>35155869
Why is her head shaped like a lego block?

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>>35155869
>Help me get laid
>asks this on r9k of all places

fucking hell lad

>>35155869
"Do you suck dick good?"

>>35155869
Holy shit is that bjork?

>>35145034
>spending money on the mono-red Tripedacus Council
>somehow shelling out for that glorious Megatron
He's a robot folks

>>35155869
>hey :)
this is the key to success

I don't have interest on this, I find classical guitar more interesting than put my penis inside a vagina all night along, also, I only fuck the girls who are really wanting my dick and don't lose not even a second with the ones who surely will demand a lot of time and money to fuck.

Tinder is the best and faster way to normies find sexual partners and robots usually fuck milfs, cousins, fembots, become cougar prey or learn hide their powerlevel to fuck normal girls or just turn into a specialist in rape drunken stacies.

>>35149905
It should work for you if you're average or above average looking. Seriously even a total autist can get matches and dates from those matches.

>>35155869
>black hair
>dark brown eyes
>looks like no tits at all

nope!

>>35156248
and what do you offer anon?

>rude
>ugly
>gross body
>smells bad
>no social skills
???

>>35156598
already in a happy relationship bud ;)

>>35149905
Okay here's the truth. I dated a girl who had a tinder profile before we met. She was an average looking girl. She showed me her profile. She had HUNDREDS of matches. Men will swipe right on basically everything and this gives women free pick on anyone they want. You need to be competitive to use Tinder. And I mean attractively competitive. You need to be good looking.

She sat there with me and swiped right on the first 10 guys it gave her just to show me how fucked it is. 8 or 9 of them (can't remember now) were instant matches.

>>35156894
with an ugly chubster who matches yourself

>>35149905
It worked to help me lose my khv status. Took alot of swiping with minimal results at first and a bunch of failed convos with matches i had but i eventually met up with a qt for pizza then fucked the next day. Went from a 24 year dry spell to sex multiple times a day but it took some time to actually work. Overall id say its mainly an ego booster for the women but good things can come out of it.

>>35156024
Kek
Can't unsee

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>>35149999
Quads of absolute undeniable truth

This is something I've been telling people on here for ages, they just don't get it

>>35154760
>make fake tinder profile
>do this
>give her the wrong address to the middle of nowhere

Had it for a week, got about 20 matches

All of them either didnt respond at all, or ghosted me after a while. Didnt get a date

Deleted account

I put effort into getting some decent quality pictures of myself and have matched/fugged some girls from it. Without good quality pics it's pointless though. Before getting some, I couldn't match with any of the girls that I could pull from a bar/in person. My profile still isn't the best so this is still a bit of the case for me, most girls I match with are under my league and they spaz out/get nervous whenever we meet.


You really need to make effort to show off the best assets of yourself in terms of lifestyle, looks, social status, etc.... It's 1000x easier for girls to do this because all they do is sit home and take selfies all fucking day to find the exact best angles (which are socially acceptable for them to use, unlike men). Just look at OP's pic, it's 100% strategic she is angling her face that way to: minimize her nose size, hide any potential double chinning, emphasize her feminine jawline. This shit is hard as fuck to do for men because we don't practice posing for pics at all, as well as we rarely have opportunities where we can get quality non-selfie pics in interesting settings (and simultaneously posing effectively).
If you can get half decent pics you can bang girls that are 1-2 points below you. You need very high quality pictures to get girls who are within your league/out of your league though. If you have shit quality pics you will need to be a serious 10/10 Chad to get any matches

>>35149905
if you can get tinder to work you might as well ask get that qt cashiers number instead

>>35156999
nah she's a cutie. probably a bit too cute for me but i won't complain

>>35149905
it only works if you're willing to hook up with someone as good looking as you or uglier than you, if you aren't willing to do that then don't sign up.

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It only works if you're normal, if you aren't normal girls can tell and they won't like you.

Of course this is all irrelevant if you're a 10/10 genetic god, but that is quite unlikely.

>>35154738
>>35154760
is she wearing hijab?

Had 3 matches, all bots trying to get me to sign up on sketchy websites