>anon, hop in and scrub me down or I'll tell everybody

Im not a fag. I only watch gay porn

>>35148895
Hop in and scrub him down

>>35148895
As long as they don't think I'm a pedo I don't care.

>>35148895
>nu-male beard
not moe
pass tbqh

>>35148895
>or I'll tell everybody you're a homo
What is this, middle school? I tell him fuck off and leave. Or, if I have my phone and I think to do it, ask him to repeat himself while I record him and call police for sexual harassment.

He won't be acting like a smug middle schooler when he gets an employment-blocking misdemeanor.

I don't care if some random jock tells his jock friends that i'm homo. But i'd need to know more about the particular individual requesting the scrubbing before making that decision, if he's cute i might.

>>35149026
>implying chad needs to worry about the goystein wagie lifestyle

>>35149015
You think that's a nu-male beard, anon? Really?

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2MB, 331x240px

>>35148895
attempting to bribe a street Judge

15 years in a Iso-cube creep

>>35149194
he looks like toby macguire trying to look tough

no thanks, I prefer anime

>>35148895
Hop in, scrub him down, and suck him off desu

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I really wish this bored would stop reminding me of my repressed homosexuality.

>>35148895
Ask if I can drink his piss

>>35148895

>n-no thanks bro go ahead tell everyone no one will believe you
>Run back to my room
>Go fap to the idea of sucking his dick for the next hour

>>35149345

You can't repress your nature

>>35149550
>implying faggotry is natural

>>35149570
faggotry is natural

boys were made for each other

>>35149550

>You can't repress your nature

Not that anon, but I've been doing it for 23 years straight. I'm on a streak ; you can't stop me now.