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Comrade Vlad (ID: !DQSSCk4BqA)
2017-02-26 05:37:47 Post No. 35146776
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2017-02-26 05:37:47 Post No. 35146776
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Hello Robots.
The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.
It is Day Two of our campaign to save /r9k/, and I'd say it's going well, if I could say so myself.
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.
Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.
Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.
We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.
I shall be posting instructions to how we shall repair /r9k/.
For now, please refer to this ----->>>>35122494
For previous history of our uprising.
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Currently, our plans of attack involve this.
>Upon sighting a fembot meet-up thread, you are to spam it with imagery of sexual gratification devices and explain to them that they are worth less then these devices.
Women are inferior to sex dolls, in this day and age. As humanity progresses, and we invent more and more devices, the demand for females will lessen with the availability of more perfect partners, biological or not.
Upon sighting a beta orbiter thread, attempt to convert them.
DERAIL ALL FEMALE THREADS AT SIGHT.
Post roll images, post gore, post hentai, post anything unrelated to their whorish attention-seeking topics.
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>>35146776
I would support that if it werent for your tripfaggotry.
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>>35146962
Tripfaggotry from yesterday, didn't even realize it was on.
So, are you in or not?
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I'm in. Already sick of the /lgbt/ shilling but this shit pisses me off more.
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REPORT ALL 'FEMBOT' THREADS
REPORT ALL 'FEMBOT' POSTERS
WE NEED AS MANY REPORTS AS POSSIBLE
SPAM THE MODS WITH REPORTS
PERMA-BAN ALL ROASTIES ON SIGHT
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>>35147115
Good, brother.
Welcome to the rebellion.
On yesterday's attack, we managed to hold /r9k/ for five hours.
Today we shall have it for the whole day.
Post "reply or your mother will etc." images in roastie threads, spam roastie threads, etc.
We shall CLEANSE /r9k/.
Normies have 95% of the internet to themselves, and this is our only safe haven.
Now they have come here to destroy, what we have tried so hard to establish.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35147178
Doesn't wiz chan do that? If it's that serious, go there.
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>>35147182
I shall divert the roasties rage, post roll threads and I shall sage.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35146776
I'm fucking ready, the roasties wont know what hit 'em. Please keep posting these threads, this is an operation that needs to be successful we cannot give up like the previous ones.
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Here is some material for you, brothers, to attack these whores with.
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We shall rebel.
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>>35146776
I really appreciate what your doing man. I have not posted in any of your threads cause i don't have anything to add to the already bleak situation.
Just nice knowing that we have some true robots fighting for us.
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>This board is supposed to be anonymous
>Stupid attention whoring girls post their faces and used clits
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>>35147543
>yfw the sexbots develop AI and reject their creators in favor of Chad
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>>35147627
Kek.
>>35147581
Brother, take my hand, and ascend to GODHOOD!
We shall all fight as one, for we are robots.
It does not matter who you are, or how you suffer.
We are all lost souls that come here for help, yet are met with roasties' criticism.
WE WILL DEFEND.
WE WILL FIGHT.
WE WILL PREVAIL.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ALL HAIL COMRADE VLAD!
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should I dump porn ITT
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>Taking the internet so seriously.
What the fuck happened to "internet is serious business"? Have we trully fallen so low in forgetting our old ways?
>Not ignoring females altogether.
Women are fueled by any form of attention, both good or bad, so, in this way, you are accelerating them taking firm roots while, at the same time, dropping board quality tremendously.
>Raiding threads without doing it for the lulz.
I will enjoy watching this limp revolution fail just like all the ones before them.
Why don't you an hero and try to beat the highscore instead, you will end your miserable and pathetic existence while providing entertainment for us.
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>>35147697
Brother, hail yourself!
You are just as important to the success of the rebellion as I am.
We are all parts of a machine.
We are all the cogs that make up the robot!
EVERY. ROBOT. MATTERS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fuck this is so cringy
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This is an unsightly form of autism.
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>>35147734
Nobody's keeping you in this thread, y'know?
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What really rustles my jimmies here, is the fact that it's not like WE try to leak out of our board and get attention from normies, but instead, while normies have NINETY-FUCKING-FIVE percent of the internet to themselves, they choose to come HERE and bask in our pain and suffering.
Top fucking kek, keep orbiting.
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>MFW i realize women are gradually getting replaced by technology and will die out in 100 years altogether
>MFW women as a gender is standing on its last legs altogether, as they will literally have no reason in 50 years
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>>35147796
I agree with you and support the anti-roastie cause but the tripfag cringe shit needs to stop my dude.
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I killed Macklemore in a thrift shop
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I made ODB eat his own shit for hip-hop
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>>35147878
Already got rid of it, brother.
The thing is, sometimes when you reply it automatically plugs your last used name into the "name" field, so just ignore that.
Name or not, we aren't here to debate tripfaggotry or not.
We're here to help cleanse /r9k/.
Females come here to bask in our attention, and further plague our souls.
ASCEND ABOVE THESE DESIRES FOR PUTRID FLESH.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I killed Biggie with Tupac's gun
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>>35146776
Just want to post to say good job.
Also, if it is not already evident to everyone here, the only reason women come here is to feel better about themselves for the fact that they have a vagina.
They LOVE the fact that we are all desperately lonely and dying for sex. It provides them with an immediate ego boost knowing they could provide it but won't.
I have always ignored females here and suggest everyone else does. They're just parasites coming here to leach off our desperation and sadness for their own pleasure.
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>>35147940
I understand my friend, I believe we can take back our board, even if it takes a long time we shall succeed.
>>35147951
The fuck is this though, quit shitting up the thread.
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I'm number one, I'm number one
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Imagine if this rebellion were to culminate in us robots finally organizing a real meet up.
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>>35147761
Yes and your point is?
I don't see you adress the points that I'm making.
You will not succeed, simply because this is a public imageboard full of anonymous retards. You will not make any positive changes here, you have zero power aside from being able to shitpost and, as we can see all around the chans, it is very little power.
At worse you will attract mod attention upon yourselves when your shitposting becomes too prominent and you will be the ones who will end up being banned and filtered. All you can do is shoot yourself in the foot.
Remember the biiiig full month that CACAWWWWWW lasted? You know, that last desperate attempt at trying to scare the normies away?
Yeah, a month of easily filter-able threads full of idiots spouting memes and shitposting. A month and it died out.
You want to make a difference? Do it IRL, change the norms so that people like us stop existing. Stop trying to so desperately protect your echo chamber and direct all of that passion and energy upon society itself. If you are the hero we deserve, you WILL make a change.
Aside fromt hat, this board is nothing but this: an imageboard, a public imageboard on a website owned by the FBI. You are nothing but a pawn.
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I put Eminem in the graveyard
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>>35147479
I won`t fucking give up. Every day until we win,Anon.
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>>35147595
This is why even us Anons have to take up the mantle of tripfag to dispel the darkness of fucking roastie cunts.
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>>35147734
It`s like you read two articles on ED and pretend you`re an oldfag.
I kek everytime I raid,newfag! And I raid so I can kek at the lowly cunts groveling for attention. But it gets annoying and I want this faggotry to cease.
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You know the caw posters tried to do this before, and failed.
Nothing will happen until we get an active moderator on this board.
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lmao fucking losers
this is our place now
fuck off to wizardchan or something you cunts
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>>35148522
you're a fucking lolicon degenerate, why the fuck would you want an active mod
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>>35148477
OR, you know, I've actually been there that long. It's okay though, whatever you need to keep that delusion burning fiercely.
>But it gets annoying and I want this faggotry to cease.
Fuck off to wizchan, then.
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>>35146776
That image is fucking gold. Havent seen it before. Maybe I should lurk more or you made some good shit just now.
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>>35148564
Because we lolicons had a home on this site once. We are on the same side here
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>>35146776
you fags are posers ! all you need to do is read the r9k/ bible and you're good ! there is no normalfag if you dont fall for the bait just ignore them you dont need to clense them you need to educated OUR populis
www.r9kbible.weebly.com/
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>>35148611
No, you're fucking not. Nani ga fakku? Do you really think the people rallying against "degeneracy" are going to leave you alone?
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>>35148703
>Talks about degeneracy
>posts the most degenerate shit "to scare the normies away"
Just because you do it ironically doesn't mean that you are not furthering the degenerate agenda by spreading the meme.
/pol/ is the most blue pilled board along with this shithole.
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>>35148703
Lolicon is vanilla on the internet, so vanilla that's it's hitting the normalfag shores.
They are only drawings after all.
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>>35148750
/pol/ is fucking retarded. Degeneracy is inseparable from the existence of hierarchical complexity in neural populations. These shitheels don't want humanity to thrive, they want to cut away all the bullshit they don't understand so that they can make mankind's function follow their autistic form.
They're worse than fucking progs. Progs just want you to live in awful brutalist concrete. You can move out of Pruitt-Igoe. "Futurists" want to make your fucking genotype into brutalism. They want to put Le Corbusier inside you. They can fucking die.
>>35148779
Man, that's really deluded.
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>>35148867
My point is that if we had a board, I know damn well we wouldn't be spamming threads and trying to further a fetish agenda.
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>>35148867
/pol/fags, on the bleeding edge of their intellectual cohort, are the kind of ratfink cocksuckers who'd sell us out to the AIs.
Commies are the same way, but they at least want something in return, not merely to be fucking devoured. /pol/fags are vorarephiles on the deepest level.
>>35148944
All due respect, but fuck you. This is my home board. I've been here for as long as it's existed. I'm not leaving because a fucking teenager has opinions about it.
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>>35148991
>This is my home board
And it isn't mine? Just be happy we keep our shit to ourselvesmost of the time
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>>35147824
How can you be so sure that women are going to be replaced anon?
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>>35149055
I don't mind you. You're a decent poster.
This nigger with his TRUU ROBOTS shit, he can fuck right off. I'm not leaving. I'm not going to /lgbt/, I did that, it's a dead board full of retarded feminists. Fuck him.
>b-but you can make it better
No, fuck you, I'm not going to piss away any more of my life converting your garbage boards into gold for free.
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